Terrible awful dreadful films you have enjoyed

[DotCommunist]

LAMBERT AND VAN PEEBLES - TOGETHER AT LAST!

they also star together in the wonderfully shit Highlander 3, but peebles is the baddie in that one. lots of soft porny bits in that iirc

 

[DaveCinzano]

lots of soft porny bits in that iirc

Who's fielding and who's batting?

 

[May Kasahara]

Reno thanks for the tip off, I look forward to watching Point of Terror at some point soon (and great to see you back, not sure if you've been away but I haven't seen you here for a while)

scifisam I LOVE 80s Bette Midler! Ruthless People, Big Business, Outrageous Fortune...

 

[May Kasahara]

Thought of another excellent shit film, a good companion piece to Ski School - Summer School, starring Mark Harmon.

 

[DotCommunist]

Who's fielding and who's batting?

they are enemies but, highlander, so swordfighting, which could be taken as a metaphor for clash of penises?

 

[Gingerman]

scifisam I LOVE 80s Bette Midler! Ruthless People, Big Business, Outrageous Fortune...[/QUOTE]
Me too,perfectly enjoyable fare,Danny DeVito was hilarious in Ruthless People

 

[Sea Star]

even 5

Even 5?

That certainly has its good bad moments.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

even 5

 

[Reno]

The 2005 Ray Bradbury adaptation A Sound of Thunder has some of the most hilariously inept special effects ever. This scene is even better/worse in the film, because its obvious that the actors are walking on the spot:



Apparently two thirds of the budget got slashed just before production started, but the screenplay is pretty dumb and Ben Kingsley's fright wig alone would have sunk the film:



It's never boring though.

 

[DotCommunist]

how could it be with that story eh

hope they paid kingseley handsomely to wear whatever the fuck that is on his head tho

 

[rekil]

it's a bit politically dubious, idiocracy

Isn't Mike Judge a full on wake up sheeple Alex Jonesite loon?

 

[Orang Utan]

Isn't Mike Judge a full on wake up sheeple Alex Jonesite loon?

It wouldn't surprise me

 

[rekil]

It wouldn't surprise me

Without being arsed to delve any deeper, yes he is.

Spoiler

 

[The Octagon]

Con Air? No? *gets coat*

Con Air is legitimately one of the best action films ever made.

There, I said it.

The ridiculously talented cast manage to make the hammy dialogue work somehow.

Also the Rock, just for hearing Sean Connery impart the ludicrous phrase "Losers whine about doing their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen"

At which point Nic Cage points out his fiance was the prom queen. I can't even

I can also sit through Showgirls laughing my ass off everytime anyone speaks.

Special mention has to made to Tango and Cash though, shouldn't work at all but I enjoy it even after endless viewings (maybe Teri Hatcher influenced my opinion though )

 

[DotCommunist]

Con Air is legitimately one of the best action films ever made.

cyrus the virus

'Fly the plane or the next wings you see will be on the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse'

 

[Reno]

If there is such a thing as male, heterosexual camp (as in "camping it up", not a row of tents) then Con Air is it.

 

[The Octagon]

cyrus the virus

'Fly the plane or the next wings you see will be on the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse'

Just spent longer than I should have reading Con Air quotes /sorrynotsorry

 

[DotCommunist]

Brendan whatsit goes at his role with a gusto I love.

 

[The Octagon]

Brendan whatsit goes at his role with a gusto I love.

Chief O'Brien?

 

[DotCommunist]

Chief O'Brien?

thats him, formerly of DS9 and the transporter room in TNG

 

[Idris2002]

thats him, formerly of DS9 and the transporter room in TNG

This is why you can't get a job.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Quite a few in full on you tube

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

OH yeah the lost star wars films.



Take all the shit bits from the worst of the trilogy and make a whole film out of them but with one tenth of the budget and no script.

Makes me wish Star Wars had not been such a successes and they went ahead with the original sequel 'Splinter of the minds eye'

 

[Dandred]

This is great

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

This is great

http://www.timetunneltshirts.com/products/Rollerball-t-shirt.html

 

[The Octagon]

thats him, formerly of DS9 and the transporter room in TNG

Colm Meaney

You're thinking of Brendan Gleeson

 

[Yata]

all the terminators after number 2, including the new one. especially the new one. its so bad but ill watch anything with killer robots in it

 

[Idris2002]

Rollerball is actually a pretty good movie, Dandred . Flawed perhaps, but certainly no turkey.

It managed to combine action with some genuine (if simplistic) social comment.

Star Wars killed that kind of adult sci-fi forever.

 

[DotCommunist]

Rollerball is actually a pretty good movie, Dandred . Flawed perhaps, but certainly no turkey.

It managed to combine action with some genuine (if simplistic) social comment.

Star Wars killed that kind of adult sci-fi forever.

Paul Verhoeven may beg to differ