Since its formation last spring, the ISN has become completely crippled by its intersectionalist commitments, to the point where it notoriously split over a controversial work of contemporary sculpture. We have, by lucky happenstance, come upon the minutes of the group’s latest leadership meeting, a good part of which seems to have been taken up by report-backs from no less than six caucuses (disabled members, “LGBTQ+ members”, “members who identify as women”, and their three complements - non-disabled members and so on). The more members the ISN loses, the more caucuses it sprouts.