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Sting's wife may be leaving the UK in a huff, and taking Mr Sting with her

"Rockstars' wives have never been given an easy time," observes Trudie. "They weren't nice about Linda McCartney till she died."

I'm trying racking my brains to name more than five wives of famous British rock stars. Unless you include Patsy Kensit which is cheating.

"It was very wounding," explains Trudie. "I wasn't even asked to speak up for myself. It was trial by Daily Mail."

Trudy Styler's dad hated Britain.
 
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im pretty convinced hes got his finger jammed up his bumhole in those 2
 
Seriously though, what kind of utter cunt would decide to call himself "Sting"? And have his wife call him that too.

There are no bounds to this man's cuntery and bellendedness.

I'm wondering who would win in a Champion All-Star Ultimate Cunt-Off between Sting and Bono. I think Bono might just shade it actually. But it would be hard-fought, and extremely close. The fucking annoying arsetard CUNTS :mad:
 
Seriously though, what kind of utter cunt would decide to call himself "Sting"? And have his wife call him that too.

There are no bounds to this man's cuntery and bellendedness.

I'm wondering who would win in a Champion All-Star Ultimate Cunt-Off between Sting and Bono. I think Bono might just shade it actually. But it would be hard-fought, and extremely close. The fucking annoying arsetard CUNTS :mad:

Will you marry me?
 
Geldof recorded a good song once.

If you mean that I don't Like Mondays effort, well. Geldof is widely held to have resurrected his career on the back of Live Aid - using other people's misfortune to further himself. But if you think about it, that's what he was doing when he wrote that song - He's not from that town where that incident happened, he's not even American - Why the fuck did he feel qualified to pen a ditty about a high school shooting incident that was nothing to do with him except to further his career from it? The wanker.
 
new year's day is a good song.



There. I've said it outloud.

Oh ffs sake i like a lot of U2 and The Police............................still doesn't stop them being knob ends.......blimey if every creative person who was a bit of a pretentious dickhead irl was disliked a lot of people would be no longer working....
 
If you mean that I don't Like Mondays effort, well. Geldof is widely held to have resurrected his career on the back of Live Aid - using other people's misfortune to further himself. But if you think about it, that's what he was doing when he wrote that song - He's not from that town where that incident happened, he's not even American - Why the fuck did he feel qualified to pen a ditty about a high school shooting incident that was nothing to do with him except to further his career from it? The wanker.
Never thought about it like that. You win.
 
new year's day is a good song.

New Years Day is quite a pretty piano part. Not a good song. Listen to the Kervorkian 12'' mix, where it just starts with that piano and nothing else... ace. Until everything else comes in.

I like the track "October" though. I probably shouldn't admit that.
 
If you mean that I don't Like Mondays effort, well. Geldof is widely held to have resurrected his career on the back of Live Aid - using other people's misfortune to further himself. But if you think about it, that's what he was doing when he wrote that song - He's not from that town where that incident happened, he's not even American - Why the fuck did he feel qualified to pen a ditty about a high school shooting incident that was nothing to do with him except to further his career from it? The wanker.

as far as I'm aware Niel Young wasn't from Ohio but still wrote an excellent and passionate song about the Kent State massacre.

Mind you, Niel Young isn't a gargantuan bellend so he is allowed
 
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