Sting's wife may be leaving the UK in a huff, and taking Mr Sting with her

[krink]

he actually said this

"I didn't see a tree till I was 15, so when I made a bit of money, I decided I would buy a little house in the country," he said. "Well, it was really more of a castle really."

this is the street his school is on in Newcastle.



what a nob.

 

[Casually Red]

Trudi who?

i never knew who the silly cow was either until i read this

 

[Casually Red]

who the hell would want to shag Sting for twelve hours??

sting

 

[nadia]

After sacking her chef, she released a cookery book. I find this questionable from a person who needed someone to come from Salisbury to London to cook pasta.

 

[fogbat]

who the hell would want to shag Sting for twelve hours??

The prostitutes he frequents.

 

[Casually Red]

is it against the rules for me to post a pic of stings knob, cos i thought i couldnt hate him any more until i found a certain picture

i feel its appropriate to the thread but i dont want to incur wrath

 

[maomao]

is it against the rules for me to post a pic of stings knob, cos i thought i couldnt hate him any more until i found a certain picture

i feel its appropriate to the thread but i dont want to incur wrath

I say post the picture but perhaps you could just describe it and why you hate it.

 

[Casually Red]

i love the photo, it encapsulates stings personality to a T . Hes getting a yogaey looking exercise massage thing from some big bloke in a beard, but hes in the buff for some reason best known to himself . I think its hilarious frankly .

 

[Casually Red]

its a bit rude though, mebbe not. Specially not during songs of praise or antiques roadshow, whatever

 

[Greebo]

who the hell would want to shag Sting for twelve hours??

Cheesy, I hate to disappoint you but Sting's take on tantric sex involved a lot of non-sex. I don't mean the stuff like exchange of energy and synchronised breathing patterns, I mean non-sex as in a chaste trip to the cinema during the so-called tantric sex session. Anyway, he later backtracked and claimed that he'd only made up the thing about the umpteen hour tantric sex sessions to see how far he could wind up the journalist who was interviewing him and asking so many damn fool questions.

 

[Greebo]

The prostitutes he frequents.

I don't care how much they hypothetically charged him, that money was (or would be) pretty hard earned.

 

[felixthecat]

Edited because I really shouldn't have admitted to that in public

 

[equationgirl]

Edited because I really shouldn't have admitted to that in public

felixthecat no you DIDN'T

 

[skyscraper101]

 

[skyscraper101]

Hopefully she'll take their talentless daughter too.

 

[Casually Red]

bugger it, ill put it up for 5 mins and then delete it. Dont know if this is against rules or not.

 

[Frances Lengel]

bugger it, ill put it up for 5 mins and then delete it. Dont know if this is against rules or not.

Put it NSFW tags.

 

[Casually Red]

Put it NSFW tags.

how do i do that, right enough wouldnt anyone to get into bother at work

 

[SarfLondoner]

What was she famous for again apart from having married Sting and awful plastic surgery?

At least she has a promising career ahead of her in the States as a Karl Lagerfeld look-a-like.

Which one is Mr Lagerfeld ?

 

[Frances Lengel]

how do i do that, right enough wouldnt anyone to get into bother at work

Follow these instructions but instead of putting aren't I clever in the spoiler tags, put NSFW.

How to use the spoiler code!

 

[Wilf]

I was just about to post up Jilted John's 'Gordon is a Moron', but the first youtube clip I found was introduced by Jimmy Savile.

 

[DotCommunist]

I was just about to post up Jilted John's 'Gordon is a Moron', but the first youtube clip I found was introduced by Jimmy Savile.

is there no end to his evil?

 

[Casually Red]

Spoiler: stings knob balls and arsehole nsfw

 

[Casually Red]

Follow these instructions but instead of putting aren't I clever in the spoiler tags, put NSFW.

How to use the spoiler code!

cheers, endless fun shall be had with that one

 

[SarfLondoner]

"Sting's wife may be leaving the UK in a huff, and taking Mr Sting with her"

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Spoiler: stings knob balls and arsehole nsfw

wtf is happening in the last pic?

 

[Wilf]

is there no end to his evil?

No Savile on this one, completely tasteful:

 

[Casually Red]

wtf is happening in the last pic?

i think hes getting wanked off by a beardy guy on beach, with his legs in the air, in the persuit of yoga or something . Thats how it looks to me .

 

[Mr.Bishie]

He really is a fuckin' turnip.

 

[A380]

even for someone used to the lengthly shenanigans of tantric sex, exit at heathrow should still be a bastard

Tantric sex is like having a parcel delivered by CitiLink

You stay in all day, but nobody comes...