Sting's wife may be leaving the UK in a huff, and taking Mr Sting with her

[sheothebudworths]

Sting and I need to think what our relationship is to England in the long term.

Silly cunt

 

[dessiato]

Silly cunt

Maybe it's something the boy said.

 

[gnoriac]

Technically, it was trial by Southampton employment tribunal (case unanimously upheld, with Ms Styler's "shameful conduct" toward her servants cited in a blistering judgment) – but go on.

One really can't get decent servants in this country. They simply don't know their place.

 

[Looby]

I thought she lived in New York anyway. She did when phoebe from friends went round her house. ; )

Fuck off Trudi, and take your talentless, sanctimonious cunt of a husband with you.

 

[Kid_Eternity]

I'm crying real tears for her here.

I'm distraught with grief...

 

[Looby]

Massive cunts.

 

[DotCommunist]

even for someone used to the lengthly shenanigans of tantric sex, exit at heathrow should still be a bastard

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[idumea]

Sting. Singing. On the roof of the Barbican.

 

[Manter]

What was she famous for again apart from having married Sting and awful plastic surgery?

At least she has a promising career ahead of her in the States as a Karl Lagerfeld look-a-like.

In her defence in the cosmetic surgery, she had a car accident and had to have her face put back together. Though what's been done to it recently is... Interesting.

 

[sheothebudworths]

Massive cunts.

PMSL

Although that's exactly what I do on a Tuesday night, tbf...can't beat a bit of yoga in the wine cellar with the fella on the sitar (back upstairs sharpish for The Great British Bake Off, obv)

 

[maomao]

Maybe we could encourage him:

 

[UrbaneFox]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...d-as-former-chef-wins-claim-over-sacking.html

""For Jane to suggest that I, as a mother, discriminated against her, because of her pregnancy, is risible to anyone who knows me. I reject the tribunal's findings on this issue and many other issues."

As a mother. Utterly unthinkable. Where have I heard that one before?

"Lake House Estate subjected Miss Martin and another chef to a points-scoring system to decide who should be made redundant. The tribunal ruled that this process was a "sham" and had been "designed to dismiss her once she fell from favour with the Sumner family".

As bad as Curry's wanting interviewees to dance.

Signed, former waitress.

 

[weltweit]

Bothered ....
am I bothered ....

nope

 

[Mr.Bishie]

non news

 

[weltweit]

People go to live abroad all the time and never make a fuss about it. Want to live in Spain, Germany, the USA, why not, just do it, don't hark on about it though!

 

[telbert]

who?

 

[Yelkcub]

People go to live abroad all the time and never make a fuss about it. Want to live in Spain, Germany, the USA, why not, just do it, don't hark on about it though!

Maybe she'll announce a Facebook friend cull too, that will really show us!

 

[Greebo]

Trudi who?

 

[Sasaferrato]

I'm crying real tears for her here.

What a load of pretentious shite. The nobody wife of a third rate musician. Bye bye, and don't come back.

 

[UrbaneFox]

People go to live abroad all the time and never make a fuss about it. Want to live in Spain, Germany, the USA, why not, just do it, don't hark on about it though!

Leo Sayer never made this kind of fuss when he moved to Australia.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I am reminded of a former Urbanite who once asked "Sting, where is thy death?".

 

[fogbat]

Sting. Singing. On the roof of the Barbican.

- Forever.

 

[fogbat]

Urban finally united?

 

[Sasaferrato]

Urban finally united?

Pretty much.

 

[Gingerman]

Both totally pretentious, hypocritical bores,fucking deserve each other.....

 

[Cheesypoof]

even for someone used to the lengthly shenanigans of tantric sex, exit at heathrow should still be a bastard

who the hell would want to shag Sting for twelve hours??

 

[KeeperofDragons]

Yawn - it's no loss as they don't pay tax here anyway- Now if they had to leave all their money before they went, that would be news

 

[Voley]

That's fucking brilliant.