Southend West By-election

[belboid]

Dear me. What a mess.

With the exception of Olga Childs and the druggie guy that looks like a clean sweep of far right loons. I guess the other two might be as well.

Sections from Pilley's manifesto include:

End all covid regulations and hysteria
Fire all 'Diversity Officer' parasites
Stick Stephen Laxley-Lennon in the House of Lords to make up for all the lies told about him
Sue the Chinese Communist Party for what they have just done to the world.

So he can fuck the fuck off too. The only Olga Childs I can find seems to be an apologist for Russia (its probably the wrong OC though)

 

[PR1Berske]

Sections from Pilley's manifesto include:

End all covid regulations and hysteria
Fire all 'Diversity Officer' parasites
Stick Stephen Laxley-Lennon in the House of Lords to make up for all the lies told about him
Sue the Chinese Communist Party for what they have just done to the world.

So he can fuck the fuck off too. The only Olga Childs I can find seems to be an apologist for Russia (its probably the wrong OC though)

He's had too many Psychedelic movements by the sound of it.

 

[SpookyFrank]

A real smogasbord of great voting options for the non-arsehole demographic there.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[belboid]

And he lives on Moseley Street. How appropriate. Fascism with added E

 

[PR1Berske]

And he lives on Moseley Street. How appropriate. Fascism with added E

That's a fucking great pun tbf

 

[moochedit]

Who is Hatun Tash?

 

[Dom Traynor]

Who is Hatun Tash?

A Christian preacher who was attacked at speakers corner

 

[not-bono-ever]

Hatun Tash

Hatun Tash regularly debates the Qur'an at Speakers' Corner in Hyde Park. On 25 July 2021, she was attacked and stabbed there for her Christian preaching.

christianconcern.com

loon

 

[Elpenor]

Is it possible the Conservative candidate is the most left wing of the bunch?

 

[andysays]

He's had too many Psychedelic movements by the sound of it.

Looks like a clear case of nominative determinism to me

 

[Dogsauce]

I note that the Tories have a candidate but would still like people to vote for David Amess:

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Presume that’s a bussed-in crowd of easy on the eye lab-grown weirdos from central office, looks better in the press than the local crowd of puce scowling racists and local business cunts etc. Bloke on the right looks like he’s been hired from the Lib Dems.

 

[Teaboy]

Is it possible the Conservative candidate is the most left wing of the bunch?

Quote possibly. She certainly appears to be the most normal or at least as normal as a barrister can be. Its quite hard to find much on what she believes but she appears to be the local continuity candidate to carry on with what Amiss was doing, basically.

 

[Pickman's model]

I note that the Tories have a candidate but would still like people to vote for David Amess:

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[PR1Berske]

 

[MickiQ]

It will be the funniest thing ever if they elect one of the crackpots as a result of this fuss.
It won't happen but if it does he is screwed

 

[Dogsauce]

I suspect massively depressed turnout, but still lost deposits for all the loons bar perhaps whatever kipper incarnation is on the slate.

 

[kenny g]

It will be the funniest thing ever if they elect one of the crackpots as a result of this fuss.
It won't happen but if it does he is screwed

The crackpot vote is pretty split. They should have drawn a unity candidate.

 

[tim]

The crackpot vote is pretty split. They should have drawn a unity candidate.

A Unity Mitford candidate.

 

[PR1Berske]

The ballot paper ::

 

[not-bono-ever]

I want them all to lose. Every one of them politically emasculated. A fitting tribute to former shitbag MP

 

[belboid]

The ballot paper ::

Aah, thanks to the middle name it becomes clear that Olga Childs is an odd Russia apologist.

 

[Dogsauce]

If you spoil your paper does it still count as a vote, in doing so reduce the percentage of the loon vote? Imagine if spoiled papers came second!

 

[belboid]

If you spoil your paper does it still count as a vote, in doing so reduce the percentage of the loon vote? Imagine if spoiled papers came second!

Even better if they won.

(They do count them and announce the figure, but they don’t actually ‘count’ for anything)

 

[tim]

I want them all to lose. Every one of them politically emasculated. A fitting tribute to former shitbag MP

They should all take a train ride and then a short walk on a very long pier

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[brogdale]

 

[belboid]

12k to the tories and about 4000 votes split between the rest then, i'm guessing

 

[belboid]

They're slowly counting the spoilt ballots - seems like there are a lot of them

"There were a number of spoilt ballots containing messages rallying against Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who is embroiled in a partygate controversy around potential lockdown breaches in Downing Street.

One ballot seen at the Southend Leisure & Tennis Centre where the count is taking place said “Boris, do a Brexit – get out”, while another voter scrawled “Get Boris out”."

 

[belboid]

Freedom Alliance	Christopher Anderson	161	1.05
English Democrat	Catherine Blaiklock	320	2.08
No description	Olga Childs	52	0.34
Heritage	Ben Downton	632	4.12
Conservative	Anna Firth	12792	83.31
Independent	Jayda Fransen	399	2.6
UKIP	Steve Laws	400	2.61
English Constitution	Graham Moore	86	0.56
Psychedelic Movement	Jason Pilley	512	3.33

Everyone who wasn't a tory, 2562 votes