Wookey
Muppet is not a slur
"Double or nothing" seems like it could be a winning bet, under the circumstances - going by the number of people I've heard say things like "I voted Remain but would vote Leave now because I don't like what Remainers are saying about Leavers," I'd put good money on Leave winning a second referendum.
The fact I need to ask if you made that up as satire, or are referring to actual real people, shows how far we have fallen.