Sweet FA
✪ Three rounds Lord, in my .44 ✪
In our local M&S, the beep goes off if you have meat. A shrug and a point at the offending item and they just wave you off or ignore it completely.Happy to use the manned desks or the scab tills; the cheese, marmite and razors are safely stashed long before we get near the tills.
On the razor, they make a nice beeping sound when you leave the store, why do some people stop in their tracks when they hear this? They then sheepishly head over to the security bod and ask him to look at what they have in their bags. Just carry on with a purposeful stride, unless they have seen you pockle the gear they'll leave you the fuck alone.
This effectively means you only have to pay for the steaks; the chips/salad are free