Rape allegations against Jimmy Tarbuck

[UrbaneFox]

here's one i got from an imperial rag mag

how do you make a baby float?

Spoiler

two scoops of baby, two scoops of ice cream and lemonade

I don't get it.

 

[cdg]

There should be no humour, anywhere?

Not about children being sexually abused by adults. At least not on a forum like this with a high volume of posters.

 

[ViolentPanda]

If you were then you wouldn't, or perhaps I ought to say shouldn't, be trying to trivialise it on a public forum.

Sorry, you're talking bollocks, and presuming to speak for people of whom you've no fucking idea how they think on the subject. You don't speak for me, that's for certain bloody sure!

 

[cdg]

Jesus, some people should be fed a kick in the head a day!

Nice.

 

[ViolentPanda]

What's the best thing about fucking twenty four year olds?

That you cried when I fucked you on your 24th birthday?

 

[ViolentPanda]

Nice.

I thought so. If you're so obtuse that sense can't get into your head through any other route, then it'll need to be kicked into your head.

 

[cdg]

That you cried when I fucked you on your 24th birthday?

You wouldn't see me crying, I don't mind a bit of cock on occasion.

 

[cdg]

I thought so. If you're so obtuse that sense can't get into your head through any other route, then it'll need to be kicked into your head.

Are you volunteering for the job.

 

[Wilf]

If you were then you wouldn't, or perhaps I ought to say shouldn't, be trying to trivialise it on a public forum.

On a couple of threads today I've been making 'wholesome'/sincere posts about abuse interspersed with flippant comments about 70s shite telly, Variety Club nonces in prison etc. Not sure that's much different to the point things reached in this thread when you objected. I (genuinely) think we can do both things at once without demeaning victims of abuse or the topic itself - and as laptop said, I don't think anyone has been flippant about real abuse. Fine lines and all that, but urban is a place where fine lines collide.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I don't get it.

You've never drunk a rootbeer float or similar? basically fizzy pop/soda poured over ice cream. You call it a "float".

 

[ViolentPanda]

Are you volunteering for the job.

I'd fall over. I've only got one leg that works properly. I'll lend you a 2kg sledge, though.

 

[cdg]

On a couple of threads today I've been making 'wholesome'/sincere posts about abuse interspersed with flippant comments about 70s shite telly, Variety Club nonces in prison etc. Not sure that's much different to the point things reached in this thread when you objected. I (genuinely) think we can do both things at once without demeaning victims of abuse or the topic itself - and as laptop said, I don't think anyone has been flippant about real abuse. Fine lines and all that, but urban is a place where fine lines collide.

I can still be offended by it, no matter how many cunts tell me to ''lighten up''

 

[cdg]

I'd fall over. I've only got one leg that works properly. I'll lend you a 2kg sledge, though.

So dishing out threats that you could't even follow through

 

[Wilf]

I don't mind a bit of cock on occasion.

Are you volunteering for the job.

Get a room! [or something I can put into the satnav]

 

[laptop]

Not about children being sexually abused by adults. At least not on a forum like this with a high volume of posters.

It seems the red mist prevented you taking in my post.

Again: it seems to me that your complaint is that the humour is near references to children being sexually abused by adults.

I really don't see jokes about fictitious characters, some of them drawn not born, being about abuse.

 

[ViolentPanda]

So dishing out threats that you could't even follow through

Did I say "I'll kick you in the head" (that being "a threat")?
Nope, I said that some people (meaning you, given how you're acting) "...should be fed a kick in the head a day!".
it's called "voicing an opinion", you eyerolling dick.

 

[Pickman's model]

She lost her sense of smell after she got acid thrown in her face for looking at a Jew or something.

I hope she got swift treatment then

 

[ViolentPanda]

I can still be offended by it, no matter how many cunts tell me to ''lighten up''

No-one has told you to lighten up.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Get a room! [or something I can put into the satnav]

Filthpot!

 

[ymu]

Humour that risks normalising abuse is a bit shit. Some people who are not directly threatened by the normalisation of abuse should probably take great care in the way they word their black humour to ensure that they are not accidentally "punching down". It is not enough to say that you abhor sexual predators you actually have to make sure that you are not saying stuff that is likely to encourage predatory types in their belief that they are normal and other (men) just keep quiet about it.

 

[cdg]

No-one has told you to lighten up.

Yes they have

I know, it's fucking hilarious, comedians and celebs and child abuse and show biz rock stars and politicians and cops and posh cunts and cover ups and more child abuse and more and more and more. Funny stuff. Lighten up, it's just a bit of fun, bit of a laugh.

 

[Pickman's model]

If you were then you wouldn't, or perhaps I ought to say shouldn't, be trying to trivialise it on a public forum.

i'm reminded of david niven's anecdote about the film director who got in a state and shouted at those on set 'you think you're all so clever and think you know fuck everything but I know fuck all'.

 

[Pickman's model]

Yes they have

it was sound advice then and it's sound advice now

 

[cdg]

Did I say "I'll kick you in the head" (that being "a threat")?
Nope, I said that some people (meaning you, given how you're acting) "...should be fed a kick in the head a day!".
it's called "voicing an opinion", you eyerolling dick.

Well, you should learn to keep your opinions to yourself in some instances.

 

[UrbaneFox]

it was sound advice then and it's sound advice now

Or at least avoid threads that have words like nonce, savile and rape in the title.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Yes they have

A whole single post, "no matter how many cunts" tell you to lighten up, eh?

Muppet (and I don't mean a cool muppet either, I mean Beaker).

 

[ViolentPanda]

Well, you should learn to keep your opinions to yourself in some instances.

I don't think so, thanks all the same.

 

[cdg]

Or at least avoid thread with key words like nonce, savile and rape in thr title.

No.

If these had been racist or sexist jokes would you be telling me to lighten up? No you wouldn't because those jokes wouldn't even be told. So why is it OK to trivialise/humourise sexual abuse of children?

 

[cdg]

I don't think so, thanks all the same.

And yet you're telling me I'm not allowed an opinion on this subject.

 

[discokermit]

thread ruined by shit jokes. well done, wankers.