ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
An open letter to Gordon's fucking JobCentre NAZIS
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First Steps - an interview you cannot refuse
But I am refusing.
I was rung up at 5.55pm on the day of Gordon Brown's calling the lady pensioner from Rochdale a bigot.
Pushy young woman: Hello, is that Mr David Warner
David Warner: Yes, hey you're not from Bangalore - what are YOU selling?
PYW - I'm ringing from LONDON BRIDGE JOB CENTRE
DW - Why? I'm registered with BRIXTON JobCentre
PYW - You're on Job Seekers Allowance
DW - No I'm NOT
PYW - Then you must be on ESA
DW- So?
PYW - You are required to attend an interview WITH ONE OF OUR PARTNERS as the conditions of claiming benefit.
DW - What does that mean? I've got a Mental Health diagnosis. I just attended my Psychiatrist at David Pitt House last week, and they are reviewing my medication. I have to attend Irene House to see the Employment Service medical assessment people on May 7th. What more do you want? Blood?
PYW - You are REQUIRED to attend an interview at the Elephant and Castle Shopping Centre at 3.30 pm on Friday 7th May
DW - That's unfortunate then, because that is exactly the time when I will be at Irene House.
PYW - Under the ESA programme, you are REQUIRED to attend at least FIVE interviews with a partner company in order to "ASSIST YOU BACK INTO WORK"
DW - WHAT!!!! Don't you realise the Prime Minister just called an old lady from Roachdale a CUNT! You lot are a bunch of Nazis!
I am currently having a nervous breakdown and all you want is your pound of flesh!!! You wait till Gordon gets kicked out!!! We'll sort the likes of you out!
PYW - slams phone down
DW - bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Episode 2 tomorrow ( bet you can't wait)
David Warner
P.S. Check my Facebook - there is NOTHING you can do for me! On the other hand you will be paid £50 minimum just for me attending the interview with YOU. (AND you don't even want to pay my train fare. I bet you lot are on bonuses, and all drive to work. You can park in the St Modwen properties Elephant and Castle car park for nothing I expect).
I am not a number - I am a free man! - Patrick McGooghan - The Prisoner
Be seeing you.
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You're aware that they can take your having sworn at the "claim advisor" as you having refused to attend the "interview", and possibly stop your claim or part of your benefits, right?