Prince Harry

[scalyboy]

Guardian running a bit about how he consulted a woman 'with powers' to chat to his dead mum now. Fantastic!

"Harry recounts how a Christmas tree ornament in the shape of his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, was accidentally smashed by his son, Archie."

Accidently... by Archie. More like the spirit of Diana works in mysterious ways.

‘Mr Madubu, first Spiritual consultant to combine Voodoo with Astrology and Vedic Science. No result - no payment. I can make your dreams come true. Don’t suffer in silence. Exams, marriage, employment, cat problems, illness, love - I CAN help you.
Come see me - no obligation - at my Office above Forest Gate station, entrance next to Subway’

 

[emanymton]

This isn't weird at all.

Don't you have Christmas tree ornaments in the shape of your dead grandmother?

 

[ElizabethofYork]

He has the IQ of a flipflop.

None of the royals strike me as particularly intelligent. They're all chinless wonders.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

‘Mr Madubu, first Spiritual consultant to combine Voodoo with Astrology and Vedic Science. No result - no payment. I can make your dreams come true. Don’t suffer in silence. Exams, marriage, employment, cat problems, illness, love - I CAN help you.
Come see me - no obligation - at my Office above Forest Gate station, entrance next to Subway’

Just opposite Pizza Express.

 

[killer b]

Don't you have Christmas tree ornaments on the shape of your dead grandmother?

I have one in the shape of Claude Monet

 

[JimW]

I once consulted a gentleman with Powers, a large one too, in a bar in Ballymichael, he suggested Laughing Boy in the 3.15 at Haydock but it never even placed.

 

[emanymton]

I thought he was 14/ 15 when he wore it. Not that it makes it a lot better, but certainly not an adult yet.

He was 20, but the link I found was the Sun, so not posting it.

 

[Sasaferrato]

None of the royals strike me as particularly intelligent. They're all chinless wonders.

I agree. Harry was too dim though even to do the usual 'history of art' type degree.

 

[danny la rouge]

He has the IQ of a flipflop.

That’ll happen after centuries of cousins breeding.

 

[killer b]

I agree. Harry was too dim though even to do the usual 'history of art' type degree.

he joined the army instead like all the thick people do.

 

[Dovydaitis]

Don't you have Christmas tree ornaments in the shape of your dead grandmother?

I’ve got an ornament of a dinosaur, so I suppose that’s similar to a royal on the tree

 

[Sasaferrato]

I thought he was 14/ 15 when he wore it. Not that it makes it a lot better, but certainly not an adult yet.

He was born in 1984.

He played the Nazi in 2005.

 

[Artaxerxes]

This isn't weird at all.

If he wants to post a letter he has to lick the back of his grans (and now his Dads) head.

 

[T & P]

He was born in 1984.

He played the Nazi in 2005.

Ah. I was going by the photograph the Scum published of the incident. He looked 14 there, at least to me...

 

[Sasaferrato]

That’ll happen after centuries of cousins breeding.

I showed Mrs Sas a photo of some of the Habsburgs. Her comment was 'Bloody hell'.

 

[Artaxerxes]

None of the royals strike me as particularly intelligent. They're all chinless wonders.

They are essentially boys and girls in a bubble of privilege, its not unimaginable that a 21 year old #lad coming from that background and surrounded by the aristocratic and rich bootlickers whose grandparents once fawned over Hitler like the rest of the British aristocracy did before 39 would think it would be hilarious to dress up as a Nazi at a saucy comic party.

 

[danny la rouge]

I showed Mrs Sas a photo of some of the Habsburgs

I didn’t know they had cameras in your youth.

 

[killer b]

I showed Mrs Sas a photo of some of the Habsburgs. Her comment was 'Bloody hell'.

dude those are paintings

 

[Sasaferrato]

I didn’t know they had cameras in your youth.

Feeky Chucker!

 

[Artaxerxes]

I showed Mrs Sas a photo of some of the Habsburgs. Her comment was 'Bloody hell'.

Joao IV was a looker to

 

[Sasaferrato]

dude those are paintings

OK. Photos of paintings.

 

[A380]

If he wants to post a letter he has to lick the back of his grans (and now his Dads) head.

Surly he has the Lord High Stamp Licker Purcivent or someone similar to do that?

 

[Tanya1982]

I have one in the shape of Claude Monet

Now, that is weird! That’s got less to do with traditional definitions of Christmas than faaaamily.

 

[killer b]

he has a long beard?

 

[Tanya1982]

I once consulted a gentleman with Powers, a large one too, in a bar in Ballymichael, he suggested Laughing Boy in the 3.15 at Haydock but it never even placed.

A friend of mine once ruined a night out on the riviera I was looking forward to, by booking in with a voodoo priestess in the Marseille docks to sort out her ex husband. He’s still going strong. Our friendship is not.

 

[T & P]

Latest revelation is Harry Hewitt is now claiming he really isn't Harry Hewitt, and they're all nasty rumours.

I'd been happy to give him the benefit of the doubt until now, but this takes the biscuit...

Prince Harry breaks silence over 'sadistic' rumour James Hewitt is his real dad

Prince Harry has for the first time publicly addressed the rumours that Major James Hewitt is his real father following a five-year affair with his mum Princess Diana

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Tanya1982]

I showed Mrs Sas a photo of some of the Habsburgs. Her comment was 'Bloody hell'.

Not that all the inbreeding served them well in the long run.

Inter-marriage accentuated the so-called 'Habsburg jaw', a physical characteristic common to both Spanish and Austrian Habsburgs; a contemporary reported this was so pronounced in Charles that he swallowed his food without thoroughly chewing, which resulted in frequent stomach problems.[6] A study conducted in 2019 on the Habsburg jaw concluded a genetic link was highly likely, specifically as a recessive trait; however, this is based on an analysis of portraits and in the absence of genetic material such claims remain speculative.[7]

Historians Will and Ariel Durant famously described Charles as "short, lame, epileptic, senile and completely bald before 35, always on the verge of death but repeatedly baffling Christendom by continuing to live."[8] One suggestion is his health problems derived from a herpetic infection shortly after birth, while his autopsy report indicates hydrocephalus.[10]
After his birth, he was entrusted to the royal governess Mariana Engracia Álvarez de Toledo Portugal y Alfonso-Pimentel.[11]Under her careful supervision, he survived childhood attacks of measles, chickenpox, rubella and smallpox, any one of which was then potentially fatal.[12]

He also had rickets, which left him unable to walk unaided until he was four and to wear leg braces until the age of five.[13]Charles II of Spain - Wikipedia Suggestions that Charles was left largely uneducated until his teens appear to be incorrect; Ramos del Manzano, a professor at the University of Salamanca and legal expert, was appointed his tutor when he was six.[15] From the age of 12, he received lessons in music from Juan del Vado and in mathematics by Jose Zaragoza, Professor at the Colegio Imperial de Madrid, whom he later commissioned to carry out a number of engineering projects in Spain.[16]

The extent of his alleged physical and mental disabilities is hard to assess, since very little is known for certain and much of what is suggested is either unproved or incorrect. While prone to illness, he was extremely active physically and contemporaries reported he spent much of his time hunting.[17] One often cited example of his alleged mental incapacity is the period he spent sleeping with his father's disinterred body; this was in fact done under instructions from Mariana, whose doctors advised this would help him produce an heir.[18]

A poor soul.

 

[A380]

I'm really only going to get interested when the Duke of Sussex lands in Lyme Bay with 200 men at arms, 600 Picardy spears and 200 Welsh longbow men and marches on his Brother's estate.

 

[cesare]

This gets more and more like another series of the Windsors every time Harry opens his mouth.

 

[Tanya1982]

They are essentially boys and girls in a bubble of privilege, its not unimaginable that a 21 year old #lad coming from that background and surrounded by the aristocratic and rich bootlickers whose grandparents once fawned over Hitler like the rest of the British aristocracy did before 39 would think it would be hilarious to dress up as a Nazi at a saucy comic party.

It wasn’t any old ‘saucy comic party’. It was a very specific ‘Natives and Colonials’ themed party. In that context, his uniform probably wasn’t among the worst on show that night.