Prince Harry

[Orang Utan]

So, just in the last few days, we've had 'the other one' spitting in the face of someone who didn't retrieve his coat quick enough and now the dog bowl bully boy. And isn't there something a bit dodgy about uncle andrew?

Who spat in someone’s face? I get all my info from here!

 

[DotCommunist]

'As the Pedigree Chum and James Wellbeloved Turkey and Rice mix spread around his prone form...'.

Royal Canin surely, pedigree chum is for the peasants

 

[Looby]

So, just in the last few days, we've had 'the other one' spitting in the face of someone who didn't retrieve his coat quick enough and now the dog bowl bully boy. And isn't there something a bit dodgy about uncle andrew?

Who is the spitter?

 

[danny la rouge]

Who is the spitter?

It wasn’t stated but the hints were Edward.

 

[Looby]

This is all crumbling in quite a satisfying way.

 

[clicker]

As sibling fights go, that was pretty pathetic. If you've ever been pushed off a moving bus by one of your sisters, you don't worry about your bloody necklace.

 

[Sue]

As sibling fights go, that was pretty pathetic. If you've ever been pushed off a moving bus by one of your sisters, you don't worry about your bloody necklace.

I feel a song coming on...

 

[Wilf]

Who spat in someone’s face? I get all my info from here!

I think it was on the sweaty nonce thread. It led to an involved discussion whether royals could stack up all their titles like onion rings and burgers in some sort of man v food eating challenge.

 

[Wilf]

I feel a song coming on...

In my head I've got either John Denver or The Fall singing that. Could go either way.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

In my head I've got either John Denver or The Fall singing that. Could go either way.

Feeling more like...

 

[Sue]

In my head I've got either John Denver or The Fall singing that. Could go either way.

More like this...

 

[Wilf]

Anyway, Simon Armitage has to get involved at some point.

 

[Orang Utan]

It wasn’t stated but the hints were Edward.

Ah, I remember his tantrum from It’s A Royal A Knockout when journalists didn’t praise him enough

 

[danny la rouge]

Ah, I remember his tantrum from It’s A Royal A Knockout when journalists didn’t praise home enough

There you have the advantage of me.

 

[Wilf]

Actually, It's a Royal Knockout... got to be tomorrow's headline.

 

[DotCommunist]

Royal knockout was before my time but this write up:

It’s a Royal Knockout

The perception of the Royal Family is in an odd place right now. While thousands die of austerity, it’s hard to look favourably on anyone who takes their shits on a gold toilet, but on the ot…

franticplanet.wordpress.com

'It was much simpler back in the eighties, when the Windsors were mostly beloved, and more importantly, respected. Their faces were constantly gazing out of commemorative plates, with mums hoarding newspapers of anniversaries or engagements as a valuable commodity; the Beanie Baby retirement plan of the age. But there was still a distance between the monarchy and their humble subjects, which was to be bridged by a televised spectacle that’d make them relatable; that’d show they were capable of mucking about and having fun. The Grand Knockout Tournament — or as it would be known, It’s a Royal Knockout — was the brainchild of Prince Edward, the most prematurely balding of all the Royals, scratched out on the back of an envelope in the grounds of Buckingham Palace with It’s a Knockout host, and future Yewtree grab, Stuart Hall.'

 

[gosub]

Not that I care but this seems pretty dysfunctional.

Prince Harry details physical attack by brother William in new book

Exclusive: Harry writes in new autobiography Spare that William ‘knocked me to the floor’ during confrontation in London in 2019

www.theguardian.com

I do find it a bit odd that a month ago he was complaining that his brother had shouted at him, you'd think he'd have mentioned being assaulted ahead of being shouted at

 

[scalyboy]

its Royal Eastenders.

"How d'you get on with ginger face, babes?"

"Fack me Kate, you wouldn't believe it - I offered the cunt out and he only fell in the dog bowl"

"Do what?"

"Straight up. Anyway, silly bollocks got up, saying he'd call his fackin therapist... 'Do your worst, cunt' I says to him. 'Fack me bruv, you bin too long in Californ-i-ay, therapist this, getting in touch with your feelings that - get in touch with this!'
Then I kicked him up the arse and all the way down the whispering gallery"

 

[Pickman's model]

I do find it a bit odd that a month ago he was complaining that his brother had shouted at him, you'd think he'd have mentioned being assaulted ahead of being shouted at

it's great to see you posting something of your own

 

[JimW]

Do you think Harry has given any thought to perhaps just shutting the fuck up already?

 

[Pickman's model]

Do you think Harry has given any thought to perhaps just shutting the fuck up already?

where'd be the fun in that?

 

[gosub]

Do you think Harry has given any thought to perhaps just shutting the fuck up already?

Not with a book/Amazon series/podcast to tout, making hay while the sunshines. it be Harry who? in a couple of years

 

[danny la rouge]

Do you think Harry has given any thought to perhaps just shutting the fuck up already?

If he was a friend, I’d say “Hal, old boy, the ball’s in their court now. Take a step back and get on with your life. There’s no point in drinking poison and expecting the other person to die from it. Be the bigger man”.

But I’m not, so I hope he keeps digging.

 

[Sue]

Do you think Harry has given any thought to perhaps just shutting the fuck up already?

Spoilsport.

 

[Pickman's model]

Not with a book/Amazon series/podcast to tout, making hay while the sunshines. it be Harry who? in a couple of years

yeh right

 

[Looby]

Do you think Harry has given any thought to perhaps just shutting the fuck up already?

Hope not.

Apparently they begged Charles not to marry Camilla and thought she was leaking to the press too.

Keep it coming.

 

[Raheem]

Harry's Pottery and the Half Blood Prince.

The bloodied half-prince, surely?

 

[Yossarian]

Do you think Harry has given any thought to perhaps just shutting the fuck up already?

I don't think he needs to say much right now when the Daily Mail etc. are doing all the promotional work for his memoir.

 

[moochedit]

I bet netflix are pissed off he didn't say all this on the tv show

 

[Raheem]

I bet netflix are pissed off he didn't say all this on the tv show

Maybe they've got the film rights though.