Prince Harry

[Artaxerxes]

Not that I care but this seems pretty dysfunctional.

Prince Harry details physical attack by brother William in new book

Exclusive: Harry writes in new autobiography Spare that William ‘knocked me to the floor’ during confrontation in London in 2019

www.theguardian.com

Is that it? Fucking lightweight sibling fight that.

 

[scalyboy]

It's 'Harold'

 

[emanymton]

Am I the only one feeling most sorry for the poor dog? The forgotten victim.

It occurs to me that by saying most sorry I may have implied I feel in some way sorry for some of the humans involved. I don't

 

[andysays]

william v harold is a very auld story in england

And it's one in the eye for Harold...

 

[Serge Forward]

So aristo dogs are worth more sympathy than pleb dogs?

 

[emanymton]

So aristo dogs are worth more sympathy than pleb dogs?

All dogs are equally worthy.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

All dogs are equally worthy.

Even black Labradors called Pula, you sure?

 

[skyscraper101]

“I fell on the dog bowl” sounds like an excuse to explain away dodgy scratches on his back to his missus

 

[danny la rouge]

So the heir went spare?

 

[emanymton]

Even black Labradors called Pula, you sure?

It's not the dogs fault who it has to put up with.

 

[scalyboy]

Apparently Willy and Kate encouraged him to dress as a nazi too. Oh dear.

It's so easily done. Whenever my brother and his missus have suggested I should dress up in some absurd and offensive costume, I've always obediently complied. The worst time was when they told me to dress up as Dennis Nilsen in the back end of a pantomime horse and go prancing up and down outside the local church on Easter Sunday. What else could I do?

 

[DotCommunist]

All of fiction has taught me that princes fighting should be better than this. One hanging from a chandelier duelling the oher who is stood on the table (one of those massively long feast tables). Wild swings cutting up ancient wall hangings. Oaths. Damming of eyes.

 

[Wilf]

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Harry's Pottery and the Half Blood Prince.

 

[JimW]

Deliver a butt of malmsey, might come in handy.

 

[LDC]

Am I the only one feeling most sorry for the poor dog? The forgotten victim.

Sadness in his eyes.

 

[danny la rouge]

A new threat rings out across the land “I’ll break the fucking dog bowl with you!”

 

[Wilf]

Deliver a butt of malmsey, might come in handy.

On a day like this, we are all brothers...

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,

 

[LDC]

I'm a latercomer to even knowing all this was going on tbh (apart from the snippets of news I've heard before my ears glaze over) but it's getting pretty tragically epic isn't it? Here's hoping it escalates in all sorts of incredible directions.

 

[Wilf]

Rough housing yahoos.

 

[souljacker]

I'm a latercomer to even knowing all this was going on tbh (apart from the snippets of news I've heard before my ears glaze over) but it's getting pretty tragically epic isn't it? Here's hoping it escalates in all sorts of incredible directions.

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Next time, I'll push you in the dog bowl!

 

[ElizabethofYork]

In days of yore
'twould have caused a war

 

[emanymton]

I'm a latercomer to even knowing all this was going on tbh (apart from the snippets of news I've heard before my ears glaze over) but it's getting pretty tragically epic isn't it? Here's hoping it escalates in all sorts of incredible directions.

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Nepalese royal massacre - Wikipedia

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[tommers]

Harry's Pottery and the Half Blood Prince.

Oh wow.

 

[A380]

I'm a latercomer to even knowing all this was going on tbh (apart from the snippets of news I've heard before my ears glaze over) but it's getting pretty tragically epic isn't it? Here's hoping it escalates in all sorts of incredible directions.

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HRH Prince Harold: Duke of Cambridge: "Where's your Bowl?"
HRH The Duke of Sussex: "What Bowl?"
HRH Prince Harold: Duke of Cambridge: "This Fucking Bowl!"

 

[A380]

All of fiction has taught me that princes fighting should be better than this. One hanging from a chandelier duelling the oher who is stood on the table (one of those massively long feast tables). Wild swings cutting up ancient wall hangings. Oaths. Damming of eyes.

Yes, At no point did either one laugh and say "I'm not left handed either"...

 

[Wilf]

Great Pottery Throwdown challenge:

'I want you to make a dog bowl, fit for a half blood prince, out of these broken pieces'.

 

[scalyboy]

The Two Brothers of Windsor; Act 2, scene 3:

“Have a care, good brother, else I into yon dog bowl will dash you”

“For shame, sirrah, you have tangled my 18carat bedecked with diamonds necklace and pulled it asunder - doth thy animal vice know no bounds?”

“Fie, insolent wretch! And get thee to thy therapist”

 

[Wilf]

So, just in the last few days, we've had 'the other one' spitting in the face of someone who didn't retrieve his coat quick enough and now the dog bowl bully boy. And isn't there something a bit dodgy about uncle andrew?

 

[Dystopiary]

Harry is proving to be no push over (no pun intended) and prioitising his own family now is gutsy.

 

[Wilf]

'As the Pedigree Chum and James Wellbeloved Turkey and Rice mix spread around his prone form...'.