Prince Harry
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T & P
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I am surprised at your lack of faith in the police. At the end of the day, his uncle Andrew the Nonce was promptly arrested, sentenced, and jai... oh.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Willy called Harold a pigeon.This is taking over from Coleen v Rebekah as my top thread.
danny la rouge
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This is good! Where’s this from?
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
To be fair, I can't see it being too much of a problem if a pigeon shit in Willy's hair.
danny la rouge
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Pigeon would need good aim.
danny la rouge
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Got it.
Harry 'begged' Charles not to marry Camilla and accuses her of leaking stories
The claim from Harry’s book about his stepmother Queen Consort Camilla has leaked five days before the explosive tell-all memoir Spare is due to be published - rocking the Royal Family once again
www.mirror.co.uk
AverageJoe
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That's a really good and entertaining bit of writing.Royal knockout was before my time but this write up:
'It was much simpler back in the eighties, when the Windsors were mostly beloved, and more importantly, respected. Their faces were constantly gazing out of commemorative plates, with mums hoarding newspapers of anniversaries or engagements as a valuable commodity; the Beanie Baby retirement plan of the age. But there was still a distance between the monarchy and their humble subjects, which was to be bridged by a televised spectacle that’d make them relatable; that’d show they were capable of mucking about and having fun. The Grand Knockout Tournament — or as it would be known, It’s a Royal Knockout — was the brainchild of Prince Edward, the most prematurely balding of all the Royals, scratched out on the back of an envelope in the grounds of Buckingham Palace with It’s a Knockout host, and future Yewtree grab, Stuart Hall.'
It’s a Royal Knockout
The perception of the Royal Family is in an odd place right now. While thousands die of austerity, it’s hard to look favourably on anyone who takes their shits on a gold toilet, but on the ot…franticplanet.wordpress.com
the whole thing is on youtube and is pretty enjoyably wtf if you have an idle hour or soRoyal knockout was before my time but this write up:
'It was much simpler back in the eighties, when the Windsors were mostly beloved, and more importantly, respected. Their faces were constantly gazing out of commemorative plates, with mums hoarding newspapers of anniversaries or engagements as a valuable commodity; the Beanie Baby retirement plan of the age. But there was still a distance between the monarchy and their humble subjects, which was to be bridged by a televised spectacle that’d make them relatable; that’d show they were capable of mucking about and having fun. The Grand Knockout Tournament — or as it would be known, It’s a Royal Knockout — was the brainchild of Prince Edward, the most prematurely balding of all the Royals, scratched out on the back of an envelope in the grounds of Buckingham Palace with It’s a Knockout host, and future Yewtree grab, Stuart Hall.'It’s a Royal Knockout
The perception of the Royal Family is in an odd place right now. While thousands die of austerity, it’s hard to look favourably on anyone who takes their shits on a gold toilet, but on the ot…
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Silly Rabbit
my young sister had a here Johnny moment and came thru a door with a frying pan one at the old sister
that was amusing to observe
you think in grand old country house they would of at least raid some weapons from a suit of amour
I thought you watched all that celebrity reality stuff.
Brilliant!!!
I'd say when he reaches the magic millions number he will shut up.
Sasaferrato
Super Refuser!
I personally don't believe a word of his book written by someone else.
emanymton
A cat politely sat on the flaming gardener.
So wait is he claiming that it was willy that pushed him into doing that.
The fucker can't even own it and say he was an idiot, got to be someone else's fault.
danny la rouge
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It was 1987. I’d have been in the pub, making my own entertainment.
LDC
On est tous des pangolins
Guardian running a bit about how he consulted a woman 'with powers' to chat to his dead mum now. Fantastic!
"Harry recounts how a Christmas tree ornament in the shape of his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, was accidentally smashed by his son, Archie."
Accidently... by Archie. More like the spirit of Diana works in mysterious ways.
"Harry recounts how a Christmas tree ornament in the shape of his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, was accidentally smashed by his son, Archie."
Accidently... by Archie. More like the spirit of Diana works in mysterious ways.
Camilla joins Harry and Meghan’s biggest critic Piers Morgan at exclusive Christmas lunch
Piers Morgan was joined by Dame Judi Dench, Jeremy Clarkson and Dame Maggie Smith at a star-studded event in London, where Camilla rubbed shoulders with the UK’s most influential names....Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s most outspoken critic was among famous faces who attended an exclusive Christmas lunch with the Queen Consort this week.
Piers Morgan was joined by Dame Judi Dench, Jeremy Clarkson and Dame Maggie Smith at a star-studded event in London, where Camilla rubbed shoulders with the UK’s most influential names.
Camilla joins Harry and Meghan’s biggest critic Piers Morgan at exclusive lunch
Piers Morgan was joined by Dame Judi Dench, Jeremy Clarkson and Dame Maggie Smith at a star-studded event in London, where Camilla rubbed shoulders with the UK’s most influential names
Camilla fitting readily into the role of nasty step mother ...
I'd say she couldnt keep her mouth shut if she tried...and I can picture Piers Morgan Jeremy Clarkson and herself having open mouthed toothy guffaws at the Sussexes.
Yes...he is saying he had 2 outfits for some fancy dress thing and he asked "Wills and Kate" which one he should wear and they both said go nazi for the lolz. I doubt he fully twigged the effect it would have...media wise.
I do think he was quite young then...
Sasaferrato
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He was 21. I would imagine that most of us knew at 21 that wearing Nazi uniform to a party wasn't a particularly good thing to do...
Then of course there was the naked pool playing... he was 27 then.
He has the IQ of a flipflop.
scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
Exactly. It surely wouldn’t have been hard to say, oh yah that time I dressed as a Nazi, it was a long time ago, a silly youthful mistake but I’d never do that now - a sign of how I’ve grown in maturity [Insert Californian therapy-speak here]
Instead, and as you say, the absurd man can’t simply put his hands up and admit to making a mistake, he tries to use the whole sorry episode as a means to have another pop at Willy & Kathy, in a barely-credible way, and in doing so rendering his other claims less believable.
What a twat.
scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
You know, I’ve been enjoying this royal meltdown as much as anyone else - and been having a good laugh about it.
But at the back of my mind I keep remembering how this carnival of fools live in the most extravagant luxury on our collective dime, while thousands of real people are living on the streets, hundreds of thousands more in damp, unsafe, cramped accommodation, and maybe millions having to choose between heating or food this winter
But at the back of my mind I keep remembering how this carnival of fools live in the most extravagant luxury on our collective dime, while thousands of real people are living on the streets, hundreds of thousands more in damp, unsafe, cramped accommodation, and maybe millions having to choose between heating or food this winter
for going to some Fortnums party?
T & P
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I thought he was 14/ 15 when he wore it. Not that it makes it a lot better, but certainly not an adult yet.
poppy60
pollyemptypockets
Quite agree,Funny how a lot of people seem to forget about the adulteress.
scalyboy
They’re taking the piss now
Is it true that until relatively recently, only the reigning monarch got given cash handouts from the taxpayer, while the rest of the royals had to earn a living (or rather, live off the interest on their enormous cash assets while raking in huge piles of cash in the form of rent from tenants living on ‘their’ land - Duchy of Cornwall etc)?
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