Prince Harry

[Orang Utan]

Exactly what I was thinking!

 

[brogdale]

I'm actually tempted to get this book to see what sort of shit is going to be in it

from the library; don't fund the fuckers

 

[frogwoman]

If it was Camilla (assuming it even happened) wouldn't he say who it was? He's said enough other crazy shit

 

[danny la rouge]

All I can say is Netflix must be furious at not getting all this stuff. The horsey lady is fabulous.

 

[Orang Utan]

from the library; don't fund the fuckers

Nick it from WH Smiths better still

 

[Orang Utan]

If it was Camilla (assuming it even happened) wouldn't he say who it was? He's said enough other crazy shit

It’s not

 

[frogwoman]

I'm sorry I don't believe he killed 25 people in Afghanistan lol, it's not impossible but people who do that sort of stuff don't tend to write tell all books about it

 

[danny la rouge]

It’s not

Because…

You’re the “horsey lady”???

 

[moochedit]

Has he said yet which royal was obessed with how dark skinned his child would be? (He made that claim before without naming the royal)

Also has he said anything new about andy sweaty nonce?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Nick it from WH Smiths better still

He'll still get the royalty if you nick it. WH Smith will bear the cost.

 

[moochedit]

I'm sorry I don't believe he killed 25 people in Afghanistan lol, it's not impossible but people who do that sort of stuff don't tend to write tell all books about it

It's a bit pub "i was in the SAS" talk

 

[danny la rouge]

He'll still get the royalty if you nick it. WH Smith will bear the cost.

Photocopy it at the library and say it was a chapter of another book for fair use.

 

[Orang Utan]

Because…

You’re the “horsey lady”???

No, no one has seriously suggested he’s lost his virginity to his step mum ffs!

 

[danny la rouge]

Please tell me he’s seen Peter Andre’s dong!

 

[JimW]

I'm sorry I don't believe he killed 25 people in Afghanistan lol, it's not impossible but people who do that sort of stuff don't tend to write tell all books about it

If he was doing Apache air strikes it's possible isn't it? One missile could do a good few fighters.

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm sorry I don't believe he killed 25 people in Afghanistan lol, it's not impossible but people who do that sort of stuff don't tend to write tell all books about it

Wasn’t he a gunner on a helicopter? 25 doesn’t sound unbelievable if so

 

[Orang Utan]

He'll still get the royalty if you nick it. WH Smith will bear the cost.

Do thefts count as sales?

 

[moochedit]

I personally don't believe a word of his book written by someone else.

I've no doubt a "ghost writer" was used but he must have signed it off and if he was too stupid to not read it first, that is his fault!

 

[danny la rouge]

If he was doing Apache air strikes it's possible isn't it? One missile could do a good few fighters.

What’s the wording, too? “I was responsible as part of a team”? Or “I strangled each of them with my bare hands, one by one, and shouted ‘take that for 9/11!’”?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Do thefts count as sales?

Book shops take books on sale or return, but paying the invoice up front. If they can't return it, they can't get their money back. Counts as a sale effectively.

 

[8ball]

If he was doing Apache air strikes it's possible isn't it? One missile could do a good few fighters.

Or a whole wedding...

 

[danny la rouge]

No, no one has seriously suggested he’s lost his virginity to his step mum ffs!

Bahnhofstrasse suggested it jokingly.

 

[JimW]

Be quite good to get a ghostwriter's job for someone like him and just slip in a few unsourced back field arse spankings made up whole cloth, but suppose it would be your last job.

 

[scalyboy]

“Harry described losing his virginity “with an older lady, who loved horses very much… I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass”

Hmm, sounds like a load of pony to me

 

[JimW]

Jodhpurs in the Quantocks

 

[Orang Utan]

What’s the wording, too? “I was responsible as part of a team”? Or “I strangled each of them with my bare hands, one by one, and shouted ‘take that for 9/11!’”?

Well he did do it right after huffing a bunch of cocaine-pipes
The last time I had a few lines, I got well cocky. I didn’t have a gun so had to resort to my bare hands too.

 

[frogwoman]

Prince Harry says he killed 25 people in Afghanistan during second tour of duty

Says in this article he shot them


He doesn't sound particularly upset either

 

[Orang Utan]

Prince Harry says he killed 25 people in Afghanistan during second tour of duty

Says in this article he shot them


He doesn't sound particularly upset either

He was a soldier!

 

[SpookyFrank]

Prince Harry says he killed 25 people in Afghanistan during second tour of duty

Says in this article he shot them


He doesn't sound particularly upset either

They were poor people. Basically just a sort of featherless grouse.

 

[frogwoman]

He was a soldier!

Yeah, a lot of soldiers including WW2 vets who killed Nazis in such numbers are psychologically destroyed by it though, its not the number its the language he uses and the fact he says he doesn't feel bad, it doesn't really tally with the other stuff he says