Prince Harry

[JimW]

Am I on after the person who reads out the collected thoughts of the Glorious Leader and before the bloke who makes balloon animals?

As you fancy though you'll need to learn how to set up the projector too, some of that lot have never even seen the missiles on parade.

 

[Tanya1982]

There is one, steamed buns or gruel.

But if I wangled my way onto the canteen staff, I could have both - because those on it certainly would be having both, while they were communally ‘providing’ for others basic needs. No, sorry, not for me. No sale.

 

[A380]

As you fancy though you'll need to learn how to set up the projector too, some of that lot have never even seen the missiles on parade.

They only get pictures if they exceed their quota of 4.5 long tons of sugar beet per comrade.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

It’s easy to mock, but on a serious note it’s hard to make a living as a young musician, and a regular income helps your life go more smoothly.

He had his Duchy Originals to fall back on, so don't think he was finding it too hard to support his music.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Or perhaps their pens (fucking pens!) laid out or toothpaste squeezed.

As far as I'm aware, no one is compelled to take the job of of pen mover or toothpaste squeezer.

 

[A380]

I notice that all six of Charlie's official harpists have been women. Is the title a euphemism?

 

[JimW]

I notice that all six of Charlie's official harpists have been women. Is the title a euphemism?

Do you think the frostbite got Harold's banjo string as well?

 

[weepiper]

He's not a Harold though. His name's Henry.

 

[danny la rouge]

He's not a Harold though. His name's Henry.

And he could hoover up the coke like nobody’s business.

 

[JimW]

He's not a Harold though. His name's Henry.

Apparently part of William's bullying was to call him Harold.

 

[scalyboy]

Apparently part of William's bullying was to call him Harold.

And Harold has struggled to find any real evidence of victimisation. There's Willy's bedroom being larger, and the dog bowl incident, but really, if these are the highlights, then no-one need bother buying his tawdry tell-all book.

And in any case, since he's admitted to experiencing bizarre hallucinations of speaking dustbins, how do we know the entire dog bowl episode isn't merely a product of his febrile imagination? Indeed, maybe his whole life is a hallucination, and we are all living in it.

Nothing has any objective existence save the Bin. There is nothing outside the Bin.

We are all but fleeting shadows, humanity's greatest triumphs and achievements are but gaudy tinsel that was once wrapped around a Quality Street, and is now crumpled into a ball and sent soaring Bin-wards.

 

[JimW]

And Harold has struggled to find any real evidence of victimisation. There's Willy's bedroom being larger, and the dog bowl incident, but really, if these are the highlights, then no-one need bother buying his tawdry tell-all book.

And in any case, since he's admitted to experiencing bizarre hallucinations of speaking dustbins, how do we know the entire dog bowl episode isn't merely a product of his febrile imagination? Indeed, maybe his whole life is a hallucination, and we are all living in it.

Nothing has any objective existence save the Bin. There is nothing outside the Bin.

We are all but fleeting shadows, humanity's greatest triumphs and achievements are but gaudy tinsel that was once wrapped around a Quality Street, and is now crumpled into a ball and sent soaring Bin-wards.

You weren't there, man. Bonio crumbs all across the parquet. stares into distance

 

[Athos]

You weren't there, man. Bonio crumbs all across the parquet. stares into distance

Full Barbour Jacket

 

[DotCommunist]

the curious incident of the dogbowl in the fight-time

 

[gosub]

Your belief in the primacy of the royal family isn't at all gullible though

It would be like Brexit you'd have a load of people driving around in a bus telling people they'll get a Michael Higgins President, then we'd end up with a Vlad Putin one, and whilst sensible people will start developing a fear of high rise windows actual debate would be about how some people can't sell their souvenir plates. Oh and some fella will turn up here after the fact and start calling everyone cunts for not thinking about the corgis

 

[scalyboy]

You weren't there, man. Bonio crumbs all across the parquet. stares into distance

‘Tho’ Fooles do chafe and wicked men Sinne
There bee no ‘scape nor refuge from the Binne
Treason’s end upon the Scaffold; the bells do chime
For a damnable wretch whom all men call Time
The serfs do toil in th’soil all like a Mole
O cruel and sorrowful, be a dog without a Bowl
A screaming Skulle bares his teeth to grin
Our Kings wear crowns made of paper and tin’

Christ I’m losing it

 

[A380]

Full Barbour Jacket

I love the smell of Pedigree Chum in the morning.

Smells like sibling rivalry.

 

[brogdale]

Oh to have a proper slayer Prince like Dipendra; if you're gonna take out 25 people...might as well be the fam

 

[JimW]

The King over the water! The Prince all over the media!

 

[scalyboy]

The King over the water! The Prince all over the media!

The Winalot chunks-in-jelly all over the vinyl flooring

 

[xenon]

I don’t really give a shit about the royals but there’s some quality funny posts on this thread. well done all.

 

[SpookyFrank]

If you could be penalised in the US for admitting past cocaine use in a memoir then Republicans would have used that law to get Obama arrested.

And vice versa with Dubya.

 

[LDC]

When can we expect AnarCom's official statement on the situation danny la rouge?

 

[danny la rouge]

When can we expect AnarCom's official statement on the situation danny la rouge?

We are just finalising where the fuck offs go and how many of them to use.

 

[brogdale]

We are just finalising where the fuck offs go and how many of them to use.

Do we reckon Harold and his Mrs will be flogging his tome at the book fair this year?

 

[danny la rouge]

Do we reckon Harold and his Mrs will be flogging his tome at the book fair this year?

Wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised.

 

[cesare]

Search for the threads about getting a cleaner.

I bet that nowadays 50+% of posters have a cleaner

 

[danny la rouge]

I bet that nowadays 50+% of posters have a cleaner

And the other 50% of us want one.

 

[weltweit]

Harry has put a target over his and his families heads with that 25 Taliban claim.

 

[Ax^]

i'm slight confused where the taliban supporters of old liz