Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[Pickman's model]

Whatever beverage brims in this cup
Thank God for Prince Charles when you pick it up
And as you quaff it, bless that same grand Planner
Who gave him for a bride the fair Diana

 

[ska invita]

Sweet Jesus, that last one can't possibly be real surely?

Viz, blatantly

 

[equationgirl]

MickiQ the Max Clifford Mint across the top should have given it away

 

[two sheds]

and which is which on the second of the brasses?

 

[BigTom]

Viz, blatantly

Doesn't Private Eye do a lot of these things as well? I thought that's where it was from.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Sweet Jesus, that last one can't possibly be real surely?

Do you reckon?

Max Clifford mint

 

[T & P]

and which is which on the second of the brasses?

One of the most infamous Big Brother contestants, who went from pantomime villain to national treasure when she was diagnosed with and later died from cancer. Can’t remember her name.

 

[killer b]

Doesn't Private Eye do a lot of these things as well? I thought that's where it was from.

the private eye wishes it could be that funny

 

[two sheds]

 

[TopCat]

There's a few narsty ones out there...

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Clearly none a patch on...

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Viz?

 

[dessiato]

One of the most infamous Big Brother contestants, who went from pantomime villain to national treasure when she was diagnosed with and later died from cancer. Can’t remember her name.

Jade Goody perhaps.

 

[Teaboy]

One of the most infamous Big Brother contestants, who went from pantomime villain to national treasure when she was diagnosed with and later died from cancer. Can’t remember her name.

I seem to recall the story was a bit more eventful then that. Something along the lines of:

1. Ha ha look at that common thicko
2. Actually its really bad to point and laugh at someone because they are a common thicko. Shame on you
3. It turns out she's a bit racist so its fine to point and laugh and throw in some hate whilst you're there
4. Oh she has terminal cancer and her kids are about to lose their mother. She's a Saint!

God this country is depressing at times.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Yep , Jade Goody. plenty of sneering as they knocked her down, then elevated sainthood as she was dying from cervical cancer IIRC. Like a reverse Katie price/ Jordan. appalling behavior. Viz took the Chris Morris approach with this ad- that fine line between taking the piss and the swipe at the red top vermin and pulled it off i think

 

[T & P]

I seem to recall the story was a bit more eventful then that. Something along the lines of:

1. Ha ha look at that common thicko
2. Actually its really bad to point and laugh at someone because they are a common thicko. Shame on you
3. It turns out she's a bit racist so its fine to point and laugh and throw in some hate whilst you're there
4. Oh she has terminal cancer and her kids are about to lose their mother. She's a Saint!

God this country is depressing at times.

Yes, that's quite right. My mind had washed off details fo the whole affair, but it was pretty much as you summarise. IIRC her mother came into play at some point as well.

 

[equationgirl]

It was pretty disgraceful.

 

[SpookyFrank]

MickiQ the Max Clifford Mint across the top should have given it away

Max Clifford's dead isn't he? Remembering that cheered me right up, thanks

 

[Dogsauce]

Max Clifford's dead isn't he? Remembering that cheered me right up, thanks

Only because he knew too much...

 

[dessiato]

I seem to recall the story was a bit more eventful then that. Something along the lines of:

1. Ha ha look at that common thicko
2. Actually its really bad to point and laugh at someone because they are a common thicko. Shame on you
3. It turns out she's a bit racist so its fine to point and laugh and throw in some hate whilst you're there
4. Oh she has terminal cancer and her kids are about to lose their mother. She's a Saint!

God this country is depressing at times.

Because of the publicity around her condition a lo5 of women got themselves checked, as a result a lot of lives were saved.

 

[belboid]

Interesting piece - I called everyone in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book.

 

[Teaboy]

.

 

[TopCat]

Prince Andrew asked Ghislaine Maxwell about accuser, documents suggest

Deposition made in 2016 as Maxwell faced questions about late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein

www.theguardian.com

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Maxwell is so gonna grass his royal arse next year

 

[Saul Goodman]

Maxwell is so gonna grass his royal arse next year

I doubt it.

 

[two sheds]

I had a skim through the article on her deposition and it all seemed to be "I know naaaaaaaaaaaathing".

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I doubt it.

She’s been sat in a box for over three months now, all alone with nothing to do other than contemplate that box being her world forever. So far nothing has gone her way, unless she is more stupid than one of Andy’s alibis she’ll realise that the only way out of this mess will be to start singing. Her trial is not for another nine months at least, she’ll grass.

 

[souljacker]

Interesting piece - I called everyone in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book.

I do like the first line in that article

Jeffrey Epstein’s little black book is one of the most cursed documents ever compiled in this miserable, dying country.

 

[Saul Goodman]

She’s been sat in a box for over three months now, all alone with nothing to do other than contemplate that box being her world forever. So far nothing has gone her way, unless she is more stupid than one of Andy’s alibis she’ll realise that the only way out of this mess will be to start singing. Her trial is not for another nine months at least, she’ll grass.

She might get a reduced sentence for not grassing.

 

[Raheem]

She might get a reduced sentence for not grassing.

Or for saying everyone was getting Prince Andrew confused with Hunter Biden.

 

[Wilf]

Paedipus Rex.

 

[TopCat]

She might get a reduced sentence for not grassing.

Plus has the knowledge of Epstein dying.