Fergie, Megan and Andrew doing lines of bugle in the servants toilets.What joyful affairs the gatherings of the royals must be.
Presume Charles doesn't get involved. Famously, he can't even sort out his own toothpaste.Fergie, Megan and Andrew doing lines of bugle in the servants toilets.
His fingers stank of caviar as much as the next man, regardless of their statusPresume Charles doesn't get involved. Famously, he can't even sort out his own toothpaste.
What, those fingers?His fingers stank of caviar as much as the next man, regardless of their status
A brief look at Chucky's chunky sausage digits would suggest that may be a fair bet..
Presume Charles doesn't get involved. Famously, he can't even sort out his own toothpaste.
Presume Charles doesn't get involved. Famously, he can't even sort out his own toothpaste.
Get yer licks in first...
If that wasn’t a sarcastic post, I gather you don’t live in London? Just about every tat/ newsagents/ souvenir shop within Zone 1 sells postcards of the Royal Family, including extra classy ones that are shaped like their heads, and even featuring long-dead Princess Diana. The image below is of one such productWho knew postcards of the royal family were a thing..? Bizarre.
I do. Guess I just don't go into souvenir/tat shops in Zone 1...If that wasn’t a sarcastic post, I gather you don’t live in London? Just about every tat/ newsagents/ souvenir shop within Zone 1 sells postcards of the Royal Family, including extra classy ones that are shaped like their heads, and even featuring long-dead Princess Diana
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I’ve been known to use such postcards for birthday card purposes. Good for a gentle pisstake or to raise a laugh for the right recipient.
I don’t either, and don’t work or frequent the proper touristy bits of central London, but in such areas as the approach road to Buckingham Palace or sometimes around Piccadilly/ Leicester Sq, tat shops have those metal stands outside their premises so you don’t even need to go inside one to spot them.I do. Guess I just don't go into souvenir/tat shops in Zone 1...
I've got that very postcard!If that wasn’t a sarcastic post, I gather you don’t live in London? Just about every tat/ newsagents/ souvenir shop within Zone 1 sells postcards of the Royal Family, including extra classy ones that are shaped like their heads, and even featuring long-dead Princess Diana. The image below is of one such product
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I’ve been known to occasionally use such postcards for birthday card purposes. Good for a gentle pisstake or to raise a laugh for the right recipient.
The Queen 'stops selling Prince Andrew postcards' following Epstein scandal
Staff at a gift shop in Balmoral have told visitors that pictures featuring Prince Andrew have been taken off the shelves. The Duke of York has been criticised for his friendship with Jeffrey Epsteinwww.mirror.co.uk
A person who visited the gift shop in Balmoral “Previously Andrew postcards have been on sale.
"But while there are postcards of Charles, Anne and Edward - and even the Queen’s grandchildren, Beatrice and Eugenie - there is not one of the Duke of York.
“When I asked if it was possible to buy one of Andrew, a sales assistant said ‘No, we’ve taken them away. And they won’t be making any more of them.’"
He's had his markedSo next time someone describes Andrew as "a card", it can be pointed out that he's actually not.
No one does these daysI do. Guess I just don't go into souvenir/tat shops in Zone 1...
No one does these days
Yeh could also sell relics like princess di's fingers and what-not, 1 for a fiver and 10 for £40 and so onmaybe another royal death can be arranged to help their sales recover from the pandemic. Cark out to help out.
I guess they have become another one of those things the mind filters out when traversing zone 1.I don’t either, and don’t work or frequent the proper touristy bits of central London, but in such areas as the approach road to Buckingham Palace or sometimes around Piccadilly/ Leicester Sq, tat shops have those metal stands outside their premises so you don’t even need to go inside one to spot them.
Yeh could also sell relics like princess di's fingers and what-not, 1 for a fiver and 10 for £40 and so on
they grow them from stem cells in a lab in the caymans" 'ere guv, got 28 genuine Lady Di fingers, yours for a monkey."
The modern equivalent of splinters of the True Cross, Christ's foreskin etc.Yeh could also sell relics like princess di's fingers and what-not, 1 for a fiver and 10 for £40 and so on
imagine how many 'christ's foreskins' you could get from michael goveThe modern equivalent of splinters of the True Cross, Christ's foreskin etc.