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Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit
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cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
I reckon it'll be an accident at a not so 'straightforward shooting weekend'.
Baronage-Phase
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DJWrongspeed
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The obvious comment is......why do we care about an outdated institution ?
Orang Utan
They cannot crucify you if your hand is in a fist
cos it protects and facilitates noncery?
Orang Utan
They cannot crucify you if your hand is in a fist
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This. He'll get farmed out to Martinique like his aunt to spend his time fucking young girls and snorting Ching. Probably live into his 90s
Ooh!
Yes, they are. However, please can this helicopter crash NOT be upon the roof of a really good Glasgow pub? We only want Prince Andrew dead, not 10 people.Of course I don't want him dead. Yet. I want him in a court. As do we all.
I wonder, though, if it might come to pass that the Royals and Powers That Be might end up finding that giving up Andrew to proper investigation would be a worthwhile move to preserve the rest of them.
Not going to happen, though.
How about a ski-ing accident?
Or a golf accident? He likes golf, doesn't he? So he could be unfortunately struck by lightning. But now I am remembering the "Father Ted" thing where the horribly boring priest was struck by lightning at the crazy golf. He survived. Obviously it would be better if Andrew was struck by lightning where no cameras were and the first people on the scene just made sure that nothing could be done to save him.
But that sounds quite enjoyable really. I had never thought of the two together, but imagine on a really hot summer day to sit down with some proper cider and then cool and juicy peaches. Possibly then there could be some cold ham or cheese, a cool green salad, good bread ... really, this sounds very appealing.
Is there a reason why you would favour this over the traditional surfeit of lampreys?
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Are the royals immune to prosecution? Is there no chance the shit will see jail time?
farmerbarleymow
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Brenda is, but not the rest as far as I know.
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
That was my understanding, but looks like the rest are also immune in civil proceedings, but not criminal cases.
But, no arrests can be made within a royal palace, so we could see him holed up, Assange style.
Well, if it makes you feel better, it is really unlikely to have happened. Bit of a myth, really. However, were the peasants and rebels of the time only killed in nice gentle painfree ways?
Anyway, it is such a long-time belief that everyone knows about it (apart from dessiato, I suppose), and without it, how would we ever had had "Edward II and the Red Hot Polkas"?
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Ah! Good point there...
But, no arrests can be made within a royal palace, so we could see him holed up, Assange style.
However, surely Assange style would tricky because it would depend upon some place agreeing to take him in.
I think, given that he is, after all a Royal person, something more in keeping with tradition should be done. I can think of a least one bottle dungeon and I am sure there are more.
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Especially as he never knows the way to the bar.
You could have hit on the right idea there. Keep giving him enough white powder, amounts you could ski on, then "oh dear, sudden heart attack" and "please do not discuss Prince Andrew at this very sad time for his family". Then a convenient new royal pregnancy.
Actually, on second thoughts, yes the convenient new pregnancy, BUT things more quickly to arrange - the Queen has got a new dog! with an amazing break from tradition, she has adopted a very sad little puppy from the local dog rescue place. It looks very nice and just look at those soulful brown eyes. Forget other things now!
But even more likely would be some announcement that the queen has some sort of health problem, bit of heart trouble, nothing serious but it means that all right-thinking good British people must not mention her son because of not wanting to stress the dear old queen.
But even more likely would be some announcement that the queen has some sort of health problem, bit of heart trouble, nothing serious but it means that all right-thinking good British people must not mention her son because of not wanting to stress the dear old queen.
tim
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Charles I. thought he was immune
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