Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[DexterTCN]

So if Epstein was (one of, I assume) the main suppliers of girls for the rich...who's supplying boys? That must be happening as well, surely?

 

[Celyn]

The Queen and I was a dreadful book. Forelock tugging filth. And it finished in the laziest way possible, with it all having been a dream.

Aha! Thanks, killer b. I did have the recollection that "it was all a dream" but I assumed I must be remembering wrongly on the grounds that it surely couldn't have been that bad. But it seems that it WAS that bad.

 

[Pickman's model]

Aha! Thanks, killer b. I did have the recollection that "it was all a dream" but I assumed I must be remembering wrongly on the grounds that it surely couldn't have been that bad. But it seems that it WAS that bad.

it was worse

 

[teqniq]

 

[D'wards]

My pal is head groundskeeper at a public school. Old Andy was patron.
He came and planted a tree in spring with a small ceremony.
The school has now cut all ties with PA. He's quite pleased as the wallabes keep eating the Prince Andrew tree and now he can fuck the plaque off and move it to a safe place.

 

[MrSki]

New sex shocker on front of tomorrow's Mirror.

 

[TopCat]

My pal is head groundskeeper at a public school. Old Andy was patron.
He came and planted a tree in spring with a small ceremony.
The school has now cut all ties with PA. He's quite pleased as the wallabes keep eating the Prince Andrew tree and now he can fuck the plaque off and move it to a safe place.

Whitgift eh? The school that has all Croydon's resources whilst the other schools cupboards are bare.
The head is the biggest royal dick sucking creep ever. To do this must have hurt him so much.

 

[Pickman's model]

New sex shocker on front of tomorrow's Mirror.

tbh it's not much of a shocker now we know he has form

 

[TopCat]

New sex shocker on front of tomorrow's Mirror.

Clue?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

 

[dessiato]

Clue?

It's another woman coming forward to say he abused/raped her.

There's more to come I suspect.

He needs to vanish quietly. Or have the balls to confront his accusers in a fair trial. (Not that that'd ever be possible or likely)

 

[TopCat]

It's another woman coming forward to say he abused/raped her.

There's more to come I suspect.

He needs to vanish quietly. Or have the balls to confront his accusers in a fair trial. (Not that that'd ever be possible or likely)

He can't vanish. This wont go away. It's suicide or mystery death.

 

[TopCat]

I bet fatal heart attack within 12 months. I'm offering odds. pm me.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I bet fatal heart attack within 12 months. I'm offering odds. pm me.

Deffo a candidate on my sleb death pool five for the coming year!

 

[teqniq]

I bet fatal heart attack within 12 months. I'm offering odds. pm me.

Haha. I'm not a betting man but I find that scenario unlikely. This is a royal we're talking about here. I am of course happy to be proved wrong.

 

[TopCat]

Haha. I'm not a betting man but I find that scenario unlikely. This is a royal we're talking about here. I am of course happy to be proved wrong.

I offer you 6/1.

 

[cupid_stunt]

I bet fatal heart attack within 12 months. I'm offering odds. pm me.

Or a car crash, perhaps in a tunnel?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Haha. I'm not a betting man but I find that scenario unlikely. This is a royal we're talking about here. I am of course happy to be proved wrong.

Exactly. It's a royal. So he can't go to any kind of trial. It's the very people who are currently trying to protect him that he needs to be afraid of if their protection starts to fail.

 

[Pickman's model]

It's another woman coming forward to say he abused/raped her.

There's more to come I suspect.

He needs to vanish quietly. Or have the balls to confront his accusers in a fair trial. (Not that that'd ever be possible or likely)

there may come a time when the nonce andrew facing a trial may be seen by the royal family as less of a danger than new stories emerging and damaging not only andrew but the rest of the foul windsor clan.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Haha. I'm not a betting man but I find that scenario unlikely. This is a royal we're talking about here. I am of course happy to be proved wrong.

Falling off the top of an It’s a Royal Knockout inflatable.

 

[andysays]

Falling off the top of an It’s a Royal Knockout inflatable.

Choking on garlic bread at Pizza Express

 

[Pickman's model]

Choking on garlic bread at Pizza Express

drown him in a barrel of malmsey

other ideas from shakespeare can be found in theatre of blood

 

[MickiQ]

Or a car crash, perhaps in a tunnel?

They've already done that one they will need to think of a new one

 

[DaveCinzano]

They've already done that one they will need to think of a new one

Snakes on a plane?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

They've already done that one they will need to think of a new one

My money would be on a helicopter crash. Notoriously dangerous, helicopters.

 

[clicker]

Knocked over by a Dominoes moped.

 

[DaveCinzano]

My money would be on a helicopter crash. Notoriously dangerous, helicopters.

Sweat Nonce Down?

 

[Proper Tidy]

Noncefinder general. Boil him, if he sweats he's guilty, if he doesn't he's innocent and will go to heaven

 

[Baronage-Phase]

He'll be found dead in his bed.

 

[Buckaroo]

Chokes to death on a plastic toy in a Christmas cracker.