looks like the paedo is going to have a talk with the FBI and will have to turn over his records
Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit
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farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
By rights, she should be our head of state.
Wilf
Slouching towards Billingham
Dunno. Hope so, needless to say, but I'm not sure how any of this makes those things come about. What we are inching towards is a situation where the state will be somewhat less keen to keep him away from investigations, domestic or foreign. My entirely legal knowledge free thought is that he's in more danger if the Met restart an investigation into him. Ultimately, I can't see that happening either - the cops will be desperate not to have to do it. we'll probably hear they are not reopening things after he's faded from the headlines. Maybe a buried headline around polling day. The fucker's ruined and he'll have to start resorting to even more grubby attempts at chiselling, but I don't see him in a court room.
Does his victim have the right to pursue him for damages over here?
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
Of course he was. Makes his absurd lie that more contemptible. Thick cunt probably didn't realise he was being protected, mind, given how fucking thick he is.
I don't know but I doubt it
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
Well i did hear some things about why HMS Sheffield didn’t go to action stations, didn’t deploy chaff and didn’t turn the ships profile to minimize it towards the Exocet. From an ex-RN guy i used to work with.
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
Ex-RN guy I know has been really struggling in the last couple of years as horrible memories of that war have been coming back to haunt him, as often happens when you get older. He most certainly hadn't been 'protected'.
It's hard to say exactly which bit of that disgusting interview is the most contemptible, but his war hero lie is right up there.
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
Well it might be ‘boat talk’. But from what I’ve heard the Sheffield was sacrificed to protect our royal friend.
Cid
Proper break this time
From a bloke in the pub?
He might be forced to, but can they actually arrest him? Even if they do, can they get him into a court?
Frankly, as he very probably did it and definitely hung around with an especially nasty bastard of a man, arrest and court should be a possibility. As for his travel records and so on, they absolutely should be turned over as soon as possible.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
He won’t see the inside of a courtroom. Imagine if he did, his mum’s coat of arms will be on the wall behind the judge’s fucking head!
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
I am sick of hearing about the cunt now, wish we could just bundle him on a plane to the US, and let them sort it out.
danny la rouge
I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher.
I don’t believe in states or heads of state, but, yes, if we need a figurehead to embody the decent values of our islands, it should be her.By rights, she should be our head of state.
He’d need somewhere convenient to stay in the US tho.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Guantanamo
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
ruffneck23
front left
I hear Mar a lago is nice at this time of life , doh bluescreen beat me too it
Do they do good pizza there?
ruffneck23
front left
no your'e thinking of Mar a Woking , easy mistake to make though
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Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Florida gets pretty sweaty in the summer, will Randy Andy cope?
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Prince Andrew to step back from whatever the f*ck it is he does
The Duke of York is to step back from doing whatever it is he does with immediate effect, it has been confirmed.
The news comes after the Duke was heavily criticised following a BBC Newsnight interview in which he was questioned about his relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
In a statement, Prince Andrew said that he had asked the Queen for permission to step back from his duties and as she had no idea what it is he does anyway she had agreed to his request.
“It has obviously been a difficult decision,” said palace spokesman Simon Williams.
“But the duke has decided that for the time being he will stand down from his duties of playing golf, brokering backroom business deals with dodgy Saudi businessmen and hanging around at parties with convicted traffickers of child-prostitutes.
“The Duke intends to embark on a period of soul-searching and reflection – specifically reflecting on whether appearing on national television dribbling bollocks about being at the Pizza Express in Woking was really a good move.”
It is understood that the Queen met Prince Andrew and, with regret, accepted his decision.
“The Duke spoke with briefly with his mother earlier today to request permission to step back his duties,” confirmed Williams.
“Her Majesty said ‘of course, no sweat’ and did one of those mic-drop gestures. I don’t know where she gets this stuff from, I really don’t.”
Meanwhile, members of the public have been left surprised at Andrew being allowed to slink off into the shadows where no-one can see him.
Voter Tracy Fowler told us, “I think we can all agree he’s at his most dangerous when we can’t see him.
“Let’s be honest, I think we’d all be better off, and our young women would be a lot safer, if he was given a high-profile job where he’s visible 18 hours a day, seven days a week.”
The Duke of York is to step back from doing whatever it is he does with immediate effect, it has been confirmed.
The news comes after the Duke was heavily criticised following a BBC Newsnight interview in which he was questioned about his relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
In a statement, Prince Andrew said that he had asked the Queen for permission to step back from his duties and as she had no idea what it is he does anyway she had agreed to his request.
“It has obviously been a difficult decision,” said palace spokesman Simon Williams.
“But the duke has decided that for the time being he will stand down from his duties of playing golf, brokering backroom business deals with dodgy Saudi businessmen and hanging around at parties with convicted traffickers of child-prostitutes.
“The Duke intends to embark on a period of soul-searching and reflection – specifically reflecting on whether appearing on national television dribbling bollocks about being at the Pizza Express in Woking was really a good move.”
It is understood that the Queen met Prince Andrew and, with regret, accepted his decision.
“The Duke spoke with briefly with his mother earlier today to request permission to step back his duties,” confirmed Williams.
“Her Majesty said ‘of course, no sweat’ and did one of those mic-drop gestures. I don’t know where she gets this stuff from, I really don’t.”
Meanwhile, members of the public have been left surprised at Andrew being allowed to slink off into the shadows where no-one can see him.
Voter Tracy Fowler told us, “I think we can all agree he’s at his most dangerous when we can’t see him.
“Let’s be honest, I think we’d all be better off, and our young women would be a lot safer, if he was given a high-profile job where he’s visible 18 hours a day, seven days a week.”
ElizabethofYork
Old Crone
I quite liked the Sun headline: Grand Dole Duke
Kaka Tim
Half Arsed and Slapdash till I Die
They stripped Lady Di of her HRH tagline - so same should happen to him. I guess then he could be known as the People's Nonce.
Tankus
Bemused OAP
Anu
"anus horribileus"Wonder what she'll say about it in her speech this Xmas
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