Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[krtek a houby]

He should resign his HRH title, donate his £249,000 per year allowance to a vulnerable children charity and get himself a real job.

I can get him started delivering parcels for Amazon within a week. He’ll be sweating in no time.

Amazon, you say?

 

[Marty1]

Amazon, you say?

Have I not mention it before?

Actually come to think of it Andy may not pass the CRB check.

 

[Poi E]

I don't want him delivering his goods around here. Croydon is a respectable borough.

 

[Pickman's model]

Have I not mention it before?

Actually come to think of it Andy may not pass the CRB check.

might pass corgi certification tho

 

[mystic pyjamas]

He should resign his HRH title,

Will his HRH title be dropped anyway after losing his royal duties and £249,000 annual allowance?

 

[MickiQ]

He should resign his HRH title, donate his £249,000 per year allowance to a vulnerable children charity and get himself a real job.

I can get him started delivering parcels for Amazon within a week. He’ll be sweating in no time.

If he isn't glad handing then that £249K pa is effectively a very generous benefit payment, is he getting hassled by the Jobcentre about finding work?
I don't know about Amazon delivery driver, I have a 17 yr old daughter so wouldn't want him coming to my house, maybe get him a job in the warehouse with the robots.

 

[ElizabethofYork]

They stripped Lady Di of her HRH tagline - so same should happen to him. I guess then he could be known as the People's Nonce.

Brilliant!

 

[brogdale]

Think I'd prefer it if he retained the HRH title, tbh.

 

[Pickman's model]

Think I'd prefer it if he retained the HRH title, tbh.

his roaming hands

 

[andysays]

Perhaps Pizza Express can find him a job he is clearly a connoisseur of their products

I don't know if it's already been mentioned, but I bet he has pineapple on his pizza.

Definitely a wrong un...

 

[Pickman's model]

I don't know if it's already been mentioned, but I bet he has pineapple on his pizza.

Definitely a wrong un...

you're missing out on one of the best flavour combinations, pizza with chillis and pineapple on

 

[Kaka Tim]

59-year-old grounded by his mum

 

[Detroit City]

He’d need somewhere convenient to stay in the US tho.

he can stay at a legal brothel in Vegas

 

[elbows]

Leave it to the entrepreneurs to put their foot in it.

Entrepreneurs back Prince Andrew's business scheme

Will King, founder of King of Shaves, said it was "really sad" the Pitch@Palace initiative had "been affected by the personal issues around the Duke of York."

The scheme provides start-up firms with advice and contacts, but no funding.

A source close to Prince Andrew said he would continue to be involved.

"If you're going to continue the Pitch@Palace in the royal environment, where you have an infrastructure that is paid for - I think, in part - by the taxpayer it would be an extraordinary shame that the palace don't see the opportunity in continuing this initiative."

He said the scheme had created £1bn of economic activity and noted that 97% of the companies who used it were still going.

But asked if it can continue with Prince Andrew at the helm, he said: "I don't know, I don't know."

Nick Mason, co-founder of digital identity tool Zaka, said Pitch@Palace was "a fantastic programme for young entrepreneurs that offers valuable opportunities to learn from and connect with leaders of industry."

"The Duke of York and his team were a constant source of encouragement throughout the impeccably-run programme and are clearly passionate about empowering the wonderful ventures that participate," Mr Mason said.

Alex Redston, co-founder of of Prison Voicemail, was one of the first people involved in the event.

He said the event had put him in contact with "one gentleman worth billions... who had incredible connections in telecoms and was interested in social impact".

"An amazing contact to make," Mr Redston said. "And other people who have helped us. Because we were so early stage we didn't quite understand the absolute rocket fuel that was there at the time."

"The Duke of York has provided an excellent platform for businesses, like Damson, to benefit from the network of connections and associates [to which] his status gives him access," Mr Talbot said.

Rajeeb Dey, the chief executive of training software firm Learnerbly, said: "Pitch@Palace has provided hundreds of entrepreneurs with unparalleled access to leading investors and influencers in the world of business."

Young people, status, incredible connections, unparalleled access, influencers. Connect with leaders. What would you do to get ahead? We suck young blood, and it would be a crushing bore if those who fuck young blood were prevented from participating in this holy quest.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Leave it to the entrepreneurs to put their foot in it.

Entrepreneurs back Prince Andrew's business scheme











Young people, status, incredible connections, unparalleled access, influencers. What would you do to get ahead? We suck young blood, and it would be a crushing bore if those who fuck young blood were prevented from participating in this holy quest.

Great to hear what the founder of, errr, Prison Voicemail thinks

Edit ah actually just googled it and sounds alright, I assumed it was some sort of prison workfare call centre or something

 

[elbows]

Save the genital networking club!

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

he can stay at a legal brothel in Vegas

There aren't any.

 

[gosub]

I don't know if it's already been mentioned, but I bet he has pineapple on his pizza.

Definitely a wrong un...

That alone would justify him , drunk ,falling off the back if a yacht. When it happens

 

[Pickman's model]

There aren't any.

yeh prostitution illegal in clark county

 

[gosub]

yeh prostitution illegal in clark county

Shhh you'll spoil the racket

 

[A380]

 

[Detroit City]

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[DotCommunist]

good timing for D Walliams new book

 

[elbows]

Special discount on that book for all President's Club members.

 

[andysays]

Prince Andrew seen for first time since stepping back from royal duties

The Duke of York has been seen for the first time since he announced he would step back from royal duties over the Jeffrey Epstein scandal. The prince was seen by photographers on Thursday driving out of his home in Windsor, Berkshire.

In the circumstances, surely PizzaExpress could be persuaded to deliver?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Leave it to the entrepreneurs to put their foot in it.

Entrepreneurs back Prince Andrew's business scheme

Young people, status, incredible connections, unparalleled access, influencers. Connect with leaders. What would you do to get ahead? We suck young blood, and it would be a crushing bore if those who fuck young blood were prevented from participating in this holy quest.

Note that King of Shaves is a grooming firm.

(ok I stole that from Popbitch)

 

[danski]

Prince Andrew seen for first time since stepping back from royal duties


In the circumstances, surely PizzaExpress could be persuaded to deliver?

Erm, I reckon the local pizza places could do with the trade so perhaps an internet campaign to send “Pizza for the pronce” ?

Eta. obviously rather puerile. But beer.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

Note that King of Shaves is a grooming firm.

(ok I stole that from Popbitch)

My god! Is Popbitch still going?? Must subscribe again...

 

[SpineyNorman]

He should resign his HRH title, donate his £249,000 per year allowance to a vulnerable children charity and get himself a real job.

I can get him started delivering parcels for Amazon within a week. He’ll be sweating in no time.

Fuck that, we'll put him to work with some hemp in the devil's arse in the peak district so he can make the rope with which we'll hang him

 

[teqniq]