Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[Pickman's model]

Wow - that's actually real?

yeh this from the bbc

 

[strung out]

yeh this from the bbc

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I like how the BBC says 'former friend'. It's only former because the cunt got caught and is now dead, otherwise Andy would still be chumming up with the convicted paedo.

 

[Wilf]

I like how the BBC says 'former friend'. It's only former because the cunt got caught and is now dead, otherwise Andy would still be chumming up with the convicted paedo.

There's probably royal etiquette on this:

One nonce conviction: remain friends, Christmas cards and the rest - but no paintballing or Nandos.

Two nonce convictions: quiet curry every month, but no sleepovers.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

As an aside, why does the Queen go to church? She's head of the Church of England, chosen by God to rules us plebs. So if she's so fucking in with the Big Man, why the need to go and sing a few hymns and listen to some lesser God rep drone on every week?

 

[Pickman's model]

As an aside, why does the Queen go to church? She's head of the Church of England, chosen by God to rules us plebs. So if she's so fucking in with the Big Man, why the need to go and sing a few hymns and listed to some lesser God rep drone on every week?

she is the supreme governor of the church of england, not its head. i'm sure the difference is important

 

[Pickman's model]

There's probably royal etiquette on this:

One nonce conviction: remain friends, Christmas cards and the rest - but no paintballing or Nandos.

Two nonce convictions: quiet curry every month, but no sleepovers.

what i want to know is, did beatrice and eugenie ever get to meet the dead man?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

she is the supreme governor of the church of england, not its head. i'm sure the difference is important

Every day's a school day

So she's some kind of Lenny Mclean of the religious world?

 

[Pickman's model]

Every day's a school day

So she's some kind of Lenny Mclean of the religious world?

she's handy with her fists, the queen, but not that handy

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

she's handy with her fists, the queen, but not that handy

Next time I'm in the States and am asked why we love our Queen so much I'm gonna reply, "She's a bit tasty on the cobbles."

 

[Pickman's model]

Next time I'm in the States and am asked why we love our Queen so much I'm gonna reply, "She's a bit tasty on the cobbles."

'we remember when she blacked winston churchill's eye in june '53, when she demonstrated his services as pm were no longer needed'

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Of course in Scotland she's a nobody. The capo there is the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland.

I reckon she could deck him. Easily.

 

[Pickman's model]

Of course in Scotland she's a nobody. The capo there is the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland.

I reckon she could deck him. Easily.

you can see she already has, he's still wearing his hospital smock and thanking god she didn't kick him to death

 

[Idris2002]

there are political and financial motives aplenty in this case. It's riddled with them.

Follow the. . . what was it again?

 

[gosub]

yeh this from the bbc

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Good of him to wear a black tie. Seems to be taking the loss of a fomer 'friend' quite well.

 

[Sue]

Of course in Scotland she's a nobody. The capo there is the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland.

I reckon she could deck him. Easily.

...who is, of course, elected and changes annually.

 

[Pickman's model]

Good of him to wear a black tie. Seems to be taking the loss of a fomer 'friend' quite well.

sometimes it's so difficult to tell laughter from tears

 

[TopCat]

Every day's a school day

So she's some kind of Lenny Mclean of the religious world?

Thank you for this.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

she's handy with her fists, the queen, but not that handy

Queensbury Rules.

 

[bluescreen]

Queensbury Rules.

With emphasis on the 'bury'

 

[Combustible]

Yeah, but your patients probably don’t hold a lot of cards in a major criminal investigation with access to the best lawyers money can buy. A bit of bargaining gets him a few privileges, slightly less frequent checks etc. Doesn’t take a lot

He was taken off suicide watch before he died wasn't he. Which is presumably something else money helps with either via bribery or expensive lawyers.

 

[Wilf]

As an aside, why does the Queen go to church? She's head of the Church of England, chosen by God to rules us plebs. So if she's so fucking in with the Big Man, why the need to go and sing a few hymns and listen to some lesser God rep drone on every week?

It allows her to intervene at random in the sermon.

"Blessed are the ..."
- ME!
"it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God..."
- FUCK OFF, THAT'S BOLLOCKS!

 

[Pickman's model]

It allows her to intervene at random in the sermon.

"Blessed are the ..."
- ME!
"it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God..."
- FUCK OFF, THAT'S BOLLOCKS!

i think she'd point out to st peter that she is self-evidently not a rich man

 

[Wilf]

i think she'd point out to st peter that she is self-evidently not a rich man

She's no need to worry, if she goes at the same time as Phil, he'll crash his landrover through the pearly gates.

 

[Badgers]

What has Farage said about him?

 

[Pickman's model]

What has Farage said about him?

he dares say nothing about the duke of edinburgh, the most feared assassination meister in europe

 

[dylanredefined]

he dares say nothing about the duke of edinburgh, the most feared assassination meister in europe

The man is a living God.

 

[Pickman's model]

The man is a living God.

strange you should say that, as there are valleys in peru where the inhabitants, descendants of the incas, whisper that he is quetzlcoatl returned

 

[dylanredefined]

strange you should say that, as there are valleys in peru where the inhabitants, descendants of the incas, whisper that he is quetzlcoatl returned

The Kastom people of Tannu island Vannautu worship him.
It's a cargo cult.
I too do strange rituals at the weekends to appease the sky gods. Think the Kastom people have more chance of getting a visit from Phil. Than us lot getting a helicopter.
Maybe we could blow up a dam.

 

[JuanTwoThree]

Namwan bigfella Pilipili ime blang Misis Kwin

Prince Philip in Tok Pisin, from memory.

 

[gosub]

It allows her to intervene at random in the sermon.

"Blessed are the ..."
- ME!
"it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God..."
- FUCK OFF, THAT'S BOLLOCKS!

I don't know , you get some pretty big needles and what's the diameter of a Camel * about 1cm





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