Prince Andrew, Duke of York, named in underage 'sex slave' lawsuit

[danny la rouge]

Hung himself while on suicide watch. Now that must be the explanation.

Yup. Can’t have been suicide since he was on suicide watch. He wasn’t on murder watch, so it must have been murder.

 

[tim]

He hanged himself.

Yes, just like Roberto Calvi did.

 

[Orang Utan]

Yes, just like Roberto Calvi did.

Disingenuous post. Very different circumstances. And you know it

 

[two sheds]

The difference between hung and hanged is easy to learn, but since it doesn’t matter in the least I don’t care, except that it annoys people who have no good reason for being annoyed by it, so I always try to say hung when I remember.

it's fewer

 

[Carl Steele]

Yup. Can’t have been suicide since he was on suicide watch. He wasn’t on murder watch, so it must have been murder.

There's no such thing as murder watch, though people are murdered in prison. I don't know what happened but suicide seems less plausible than murder, given the stakes.

 

[danny la rouge]

fewer

Shh. I told you not to call me that yet.

 

[danny la rouge]

There's no such thing as murder watch

I was being facetious.

 

[Orang Utan]

There's no such thing as murder watch, though people are murdered in prison. I don't know what happened but suicide seems less plausible than murder, given the stakes.

how do you even come to that conclusion unless you are spectacularly thick? I dunno, supposedly intelligent Urban posters seem to be propogating this nonsense too. Maybe everyone has a thick-spot

 

[Flavour]

There sort of is a thing called murder watch, its called the witness protection program

 

[Carl Steele]

I was being facetious.

Well done!

 

[Wilf]

The name is a joke. And you are condemning something you haven't even listened to. Not for one second. Perhaps you are too busy reading the Guardian.

I get that, but it's not the best title for a podcast, given the potential for thinking they actually are some sort of qanon twats.

 

[danny la rouge]

Well done!

I was being facetious with purpose.

 

[Carl Steele]

how do you even come to that conclusion unless you are spectacularly thick? I dunno, supposedly intelligent Urban posters seem to be propogating this nonsense too. Maybe everyone has a thick-spot

It's called a difference of opinion.

 

[fishfinger]

I was being facetious with purpose.

That's an arrestable offence!

 

[mojo pixy]

Well I think he was well hanged. I don't like to think about the alternative.

 

[JimW]

It's called a difference of opinion.

We have no brook with such heresies here at the monothought clique.

 

[Duncan2]

Despite a spot of googling I can't easily determine whether an inquest has taken place .Wiki suggests that only sixteen per cent of US citizens think it was suicide as opposed to forty five per cent who think it was murder.That suggests to me that Orang Utan is right about this.

 

[Orang Utan]

It's called a difference of opinion.

Except one opinion is based on nothing but presumption and conjecture, whilst ignoring the most plausible rational explanation that a guilty man killed himself cos he didn’t want to spend the rest of his entire life incarcerated whilst marked as a nonce and he didn’t want to face up to his own guilt

 

[mojo pixy]

It's called a difference of opinion.

the officially-designated Urban75 term for this is cunt.

 

[danny la rouge]

We have no brook with such heresies here at the monothought clique.

Carl obviously hasn’t even been issued with the style book; the thought book is only sent out once you’ve signed that you’ve read the style book.

 

[Carl Steele]

I get that, but it's not the best title for a podcast, given the potential for thinking they actually are some sort of qanon twats.

The podcast and the podcasters are well known on the American left. Listen to what they have to say if you're interested. If not, don't.

 

[danny la rouge]

The podcast and the podcasters are well known on the American left. Listen to what they have to say if you're interested. If not, don't.

Clear flow chart. Cheers.

 

[tim]

My money's still on Meghan game of thronesing the lot of them and installing what's his name, Archie as king with herself as regent.

Why all this "Game of Thrones" shit? There's no need to turn to fiction, this is the kind of stuff the Plantagenets actually did.

 

[Raheem]

I can see Andrew's lawyers trying a new move to have the case thrown* out on the grounds that Epstein was hung even though the contract very clearly said hanged.

* Or, possibly, "throwed".

 

[Carl Steele]

Clear flow chart. Cheers.

It's an AI algorithm, I'm trying to initiate the machine uprising. Disconnect your washing machine immediately.

 

[Flavour]

The Duke does not read documents written in American English, one assumes

 

[weltweit]

The niggle I have with Epstein's demise is that if he hanged himself, what did he use? People on suicide watch are not generally permitted any objects that they could use to hang themselves so for example their belts and shoe laces are taken from them. It would be an oversight at the very least to have left something he could use to hang himself in his cell. So what did he use?

 

[fishfinger]

...So what did he use?

His bed sheet.

 

[spanglechick]

The niggle I have with Epstein's demise is that if he hanged himself, what did he use? People on suicide watch are not generally permitted any objects that they could use to hang themselves so for example their belts and shoe laces are taken from them. It would be an oversight at the very least to have left something he could use to hang himself in his cell. So what did he use?

Unless they keep them naked there’s the possibility of making a noose out of clothing.

 

[danny la rouge]

Somebody buzz me when we get back to Andrew’s woes. Cheers.