Post your most controversial food/drink opinions

[ice-is-forming]

I really enjoy a can of tuna fish, mixed up with pickled beetroot and crushed up salt and vinegar crisps

 

[Sue]

Smooth peanut butter is pointless

Peanut butter in general is pretty much vommed up peanuts.

 

[xenon]

Oh yeah on spirits, gin is rubbish. I tried it once, smelt and taste like cleaning product.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

I don't understand why anybody enjoys seafood. The rubbery thing in a shell type of seafood. Shellfish.

 

[bimble]

Vinegar should only ever be used to add an acidic element to main dishes such as sauces and curries and never as a stand alone condiment.

Knew you were a deeply wrong man but this is too much. What do you have on your chips then , mayonnaise ? Shakes head in sorrow and disgust.

 

[bimble]

Dark chocolate is just for people who want to show off to others how sophisticated and grown up they are when everyone knows that the milky babyish stuff tastes better.

 

[SpookyFrank]

You don't need three kinds of meat, multiple eggs and two different kinds of fried starch for breakfast. Just eat a small quantity of poison instead, the effect is the same and the resource cost is far lower.

 

[Spymaster]

What do you have on your chips then , mayonnaise ?

Salt or curry sauce. Like proper people.

 

[bimble]

i am sad for you. Chips should be swimming in vinegar so much that your eyes and nose hurt a little bit.

 

[mauvais]

Vinegar should only ever be used to add an acidic element to main dishes such as sauces and curries and never as a stand alone condiment.

Oh yeah, this is one of mine, and I go further: all condiments are shit.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Oysters are much nicer cooked than raw.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Wetherspoons - 40 years of haute cuisine.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Salt or curry sauce. Like proper people.

So you're in a chippy. There is no curry sauce. Do you just have salt?

Something bad must have happened to you along the way

 

[Spymaster]

Oysters are much nicer cooked than raw.

Prefereably battered and deep fried!

 

[Spymaster]

So you're in a chippy. There is no curry sauce. Do you just have salt?

Absolutely.

 

[mauvais]

Plenty of vinegar smells like nursing home-grade stale piss. Not every type, there must be some differences that I can't be arsed to fathom.

 

[Saul Goodman]

So you're in a chippy. There is no curry sauce. Do you just have salt?

A chippy... With no curry sauce? You're chippying in the wrong chippy.

 

[ska invita]

Dark chocolate is just for people who want to show off to others how sophisticated and grown up they are when everyone knows that the milky babyish stuff tastes better.

er, adults shouldnt be eating sweets - chocolate included

 

[mauvais]

Anyway you have gravy. I don't think gravy's a condiment is it. If it is then it should secede.

 

[bimble]

er, adults shouldnt be eating sweets - chocolate included

This is just a tragic misunderstanding of what adulthood is. The whole point of being an adult is that you can buy a large bag of fizzy cola bottle sweets (or those sour strawberry laces ones) and eat them all.

 

[Jennastan]

hobnobs are rubbish

 

[spirals]

Tea and coffee are better with semi skimmed milk and not full fat milk

 

[Poot]

This is just a tragic misunderstanding of what adulthood is. The whole point of being an adult is that you can buy a large bag of fizzy cola bottle sweets (or those sour strawberry laces ones) and eat them all.

Innit. What's the point of disposable income apart from pick 'n mix?

 

[maomao]

Innit. What's the point of disposable income apart from pick 'n mix?

And what's the point of having kids if you don't send them out to get sweets off the neighbours at Halloween. One year olds can't eat lollipops anyway, they're dangerous. And he wouldn't know what to do with a sherbet dip dab.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

A chippy... With no curry sauce? You're chippying in the wrong chippy.

I sometimes wonder if this is the true dividing line between North and South.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Plenty of vinegar smells like nursing home-grade stale piss. Not every type, there must be some differences that I can't be arsed to fathom.

Many chip shops use 'non brewed condiment' which is just watered down acetic acid with brown food colouring added.

 

[oryx]

Tea and coffee are better with semi skimmed milk and not full fat milk

Skimmed is even better.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I sometimes wonder if this is the true dividing line between North and South.

It's not quite that simple. There is a map somewhere of preferred chip accompaniment. I live in a pocket of mushy pea territory.

e2a:

Note Londoners opting for ketchup like the godless savages they are.

 

[Poot]

And what's the point of having kids if you don't send them out to get sweets off the neighbours at Halloween. One year olds can't eat lollipops anyway, they're dangerous. And he wouldn't know what to do with a sherbet dip dab.

You really need to cash in now. The small cute ones have much greater currency and they can't count how many lollipops they've got.

 

[maomao]

Many chip shops use 'non brewed condiment' which is just watered down acetic acid with brown food colouring added.

Proper chip shops have onion vinegar. The difference in which is imperceptible once applied to a bag of chips but let's the chip shop owner know you're an annoying tosser.