PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[cupid_stunt]

That's no great surprise, besides he has many children and women to support.
May I refer you to my thread on moonlighting stop MP's moonlighting

I'll take a look at that when I've a bit more time, cheers.

 

[stavros]

No, not with a knighthood. Only barons, viscounts, earls and their female equivalents. Plus the odd bishop

"Count Johnson" has a nice ring to it.

 

[hash tag]

Look at how much the monster twat has earnt in the 6 months since he was forced out as PM, it's frankly sickening.




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Boris Johnson's pay accounts for 85% of all outside earnings declared by MPs so far this year

When Sky News and Tortoise Media launched the Westminster Accounts project at the start of the year, Theresa May was the highest earner - but in just a few months, Boris Johnson has shot to the top of the league table.

news.sky.com

Johnson earns over 4 million yet still has problems with his finances, so much so that he needs a guarantor for an £800,000 loan. If ever proof were needed that he can't manage his own affairs...

 

[Bingoman]

Johnson reselected as a Tory candidate for uxbridge and south ruislip

 

[cupid_stunt]

Johnson reselected as a Tory candidate for uxbridge and south ruislip

Assuming he does actually stand and stands there that's not bad news as his majority is only 7,210, which could easily disappear especially if the likes of Lab, LDs & Greens put forward a joint anti-Johnson candidate.

There had of course been suggestions that he would be parachuted into a safer seat, which I guess is still possible.

 

[savoloysam]

Assuming he does actually stand and stands there that's not bad news as his majority is only 7,210, which could easily disappear especially if the likes of Lab, LDs & Greens put forward a joint anti-Johnson candidate.

There had of course been suggestions that he would be parachuted into a safer seat, which I guess is still possible.

Problem is the cunt is akin to Tony Blair in that he's guaranteed a plum job wherever he goes for the rest of his life. He's one of those that will land on his feet no what.

 

[bimble]

This is the moment for Count Binface, he should start leafleting uxbridge immediately.

 

[teqniq]

It would be so funny if, come election time he lost his seat.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Problem is the cunt is akin to Tony Blair in that he's guaranteed a plum job wherever he goes for the rest of his life. He's one of those that will land on his feet no what.

Money isn't his primary driving motivation though, it's all part of the game to him. He wants to be remembered, to have a legacy.

All the money in the world won't make up for him knowing that his legacy is the PM who had own party turf him out, followed by his own constituents turfing him out. The look on his face on election night will be the defining moment of his life, and that will hurt him. I hope.

 

[existentialist]

"Count Johnson" has a nice ring to it.

When you think of the trouble newsreaders have with "Jeremy Hunt", that could be very amusing...

 

[Bingoman]

"Count Johnson" has a nice ring to it.

Take one letter and then we know how the rest of us feel about him

 

[hash tag]

More front than Harrods and Selfridge's combined.
Are there not several ongoing enquiries into his misconduct. They could do for him yet, though it would be far more satisfying to see him voted out

 

[cupid_stunt]

More front than Harrods and Selfridge's combined.
Are there not several ongoing enquiries into his misconduct. They could do for him yet, though it would be far more satisfying to see him voted out

If there's a God, please make it so, we could do with another Portillo moment.

Portillo moment - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

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[Pickman's model]

If there's a God, please make it so, we could do with another Portillo moment.

Portillo moment - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

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to be fair his defeat was the making of portillo, who has doubtless had far more fun over the last 26 years than he did while an mp.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

"Count Johnson" has a nice ring to it.

i don't normally criticise people on here for autocorrect errors, but...

 

[Karl Masks]

Johnson reselected as a Tory candidate for uxbridge and south ruislip

I mean, were there any others? Obviously the membership are the adult version of the Children of the Damned, but seriously? Thousands dead, lies, lies about lies, brexit, lies about brexit, endless corruption, and of course the lies about that too

 

[Pickman's model]

I mean, were there any others? Obviously the membership are the adult version of the Children of the Damned, but seriously? Thousands dead, lies, lies about lies, brexit, lies about brexit, endless corruption, and of course the lies about that too

the 1964 film 'children of the damned' centred on six children who were extraordinarily intelligent and had uncanny powers. you seem to have a great impression of the tory party membership's intellect; i think you're probably on your own with this one.

 

[two sheds]

Thousands dead, lies, lies about lies, brexit, lies about brexit, endless corruption, and of course the lies about that too

Yes but he must have a downside for them, too.

 

[hash tag]

Forget Johnson's seat, could this help push the Tories out.

 

[Bingoman]

Forget Johnson's seat, could this help push the Tories out.

I do hope so

 

[hash tag]

I do hope so

Dont we all.

 

[stavros]

What happens if (hopefully when) he's found to have been in contempt of Parliament? How long does that status last, and does it permit him to stand in a GE in the months and years following?

 

[belboid]

What happens if (hopefully when) he's found to have been in contempt of Parliament? How long does that status last, and does it permit him to stand in a GE in the months and years following?

Entirely depends on the committee's decision. They can, technically tho not for an awful long time, fine or imprison him. More likely is a suspension or even expulsion. A suspension could last up to the end of this parliament, an expulsion...I'm not sure if it would stop him standing again or not.

 

[cupid_stunt]

What happens if (hopefully when) he's found to have been in contempt of Parliament? How long does that status last, and does it permit him to stand in a GE in the months and years following?

IIRC correctly if he's suspended from the commons for a month, that allows a re-call petition, which I suspect would gain the numbers required to force a by-election, which would be funny as fuck.

 

[Fuzzy]

Money isn't his primary driving motivation though, it's all part of the game to him. He wants to be remembered, to have a legacy.

All the money in the world won't make up for him knowing that his legacy is the PM who had own party turf him out, followed by his own constituents turfing him out. The look on his face on election night will be the defining moment of his life, and that will hurt him. I hope.

even more satisfying than when portilo lost his seat we can hope.

 

[brogdale]

Obvious decision from Sunak, but wouldn't it be delicious if the vermin did whip one way or the other!

 

[SpookyFrank]

Did they miss the part where he's already been sanctioned over partygate? By the police?

 

[two sheds]

I saw somewhere that he's the only witness being called. They might as well ask him to bring his own tin of whitewash.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Did they miss the part where he's already been sanctioned over partygate? By the police?

If they missed that, they'll definitely have missed where that nice Mr Sunak was also sanctioned.

 

[brogdale]

I saw somewhere that he's the only witness being called. They might as well ask him to bring his own tin of whitewash.

AFAICS that story was essentially about the committee's decision not to allow his legal team to speak on his behalf directly to the committee. Clearly blustercunt thought he could rock up in person and just sit there whilst his expensive lawyers argued the toss with the MPs. Apparently the committee told him that it was not a court of law and therefore he had to address them himself, though I believe he can have his lawyers there with him to advise. All in all, sounds like the potential for some good viewing on Wednesday.