PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

The wheels on the bus come off off off

 

[teqniq]

Summat's up.

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So it'll be one worthless pice of shit replaces another

 

[eatmorecheese]

Ok. So there's a lot of sniggering about Johnson's performance at the CBI today. Shambolic, rambling, incoherent etc.

Anyone noticed that Keef Starmer addressed the conference later on in the day with some actual policy positioning on ensuring that the farcical waste of money that is the test and trace system is not repeated? Don't get me wrong, I think Starmer is a wet-wipe. Still...

Johnson may be incompetent, but he's not that thick and likes to dominate the media cycle. An "I like to paint buses" moment maybe?

 

[Brainaddict]

Seems to me the Tory establishment is now looking to replace Boris Johnson, which makes me suddenly think that it might be best if we kept him. Whoever they replace him with might be competent, and there's nothing worse than a competent Tory. Of course I would have appreciated competence during the pandemic, but it's too late for all that, those people are all dead. I don't suddenly want competence now.

 

[tim]

Seems to me the Tory establishment is now looking to replace Boris Johnson, which makes me suddenly think that it might be best if we kept him. Whoever they replace him with might be competent, and there's nothing worse than a competent Tory. Of course I would have appreciated competence during the pandemic, but it's too late for all that, those people are all dead. I don't suddenly want competence now.

Certainly, someone more ideological and less keen on public spending than Johnson

 

[Brainaddict]

Certainly, someone more ideological and less keen on public spending than Johnson

Yep, that too, but worst of all someone who gets things done. I don't want a Tory government getting things done ffs.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

By God, Cameron was pigging awful wasn't he? Just seeing his plump, self-satisfied porcine face again induces utter rage. Entirely lacking in ability or talent, but an Etonian & an Oxbridge man - therefore suitable for the top job. And what will his legacy be, what will he be remembered for? Giving the green light to the EU referendum and trying to persuade the electorate to vote Remain, but typically making a ham-fisted hash of that. He told a lot of porkies about the red menace of Milliband too, when the most notable thing the latter had done was eat a bacon sandwich.

The Millipede bacon roll face makes sense given he’d be party to Cameron’s peccadilloes, “bit salty this bacon, oh fuck, call me Dave’s been at it again.”

 

[teqniq]

Comedy takedown without actually trying to be funny:

 

[two sheds]

Virtual conference.

Not true it was in the Conference, look at the beginning of that piece. Fucking sycophants again - not a single "Get on with it" just embarrassed giggles at some of the worst bits.

 

[Calamity1971]

Summat's up.

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He was on channel 4 news before saying Johnson won't be going anywhere as he is the only one able to hold on to the red wall seats? He needs to make his friggin mind up.

 

[Serene]

Cameron and Johnson are descendants of George the first.

 

[Raheem]

Cameron and Johnson are descendants of George the first.

 

[brogdale]

 

[ruffneck23]

Covid news: Omicron subvariant spreads as UK cases surge - as it happened

Coronavirus cases are steadily increasing after lifting of restrictions last month

www.independent.co.uk

Utter utter cunts

 

[Kaka Tim]

I think he's going to be forced out. After the chaos of the last few weeks to go out and do that was.... Kind of insane.
Maybe he wants to go and is going down in a blaze of whiff waff

 

[Ming]

Comedy takedown without actually trying to be funny:

I think when the cunt said ‘I think they got the majority of the points i was making (smirk)’ he was referring to his ‘fuck business’ agenda. He just turned up to mock and take the piss basically. It was ‘you don’t like me i don’t care’.

 

[Wilf]

 

[two sheds]

I was waiting for the O to drop off

 

[tim]

I think when the cunt said ‘I think they got the majority of the points i was making (smirk)’ he was referring to his ‘fuck business’ agenda. He just turned up to mock and take the piss basically. It was ‘you don’t like me i don’t care’.

Stop trying to make me like him!

 

[tim]

Ok. So there's a lot of sniggering about Johnson's performance at the CBI today. Shambolic, rambling, incoherent etc.

Anyone noticed that Keef Starmer addressed the conference later on in the day with some actual policy positioning on ensuring that the farcical waste of money that is the test and trace system is not repeated? Don't get me wrong, I think Starmer is a wet-wipe. Still...

Johnson may be incompetent, but he's not that thick and likes to dominate the media cycle. An "I like to paint buses" moment maybe?

I doubt that anyone would have paid much attention to Sir Sheath regardless of Johnson's performance. His real enemies are Raab, Patel, Gove and Sunak. I think this shambles will make it easier for them to stab him in the front.

 

[Ming]

Stop trying to make me like him!

Fair point. But on balance it’s got to be cuntybollox. At least the CBI produce stuff.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Another difference is that the media are now ripping into him. A year ago they would have been laughing along.

 

[tim]

Fair point. But on balance it’s got to be cuntybollox. At least the CBI produce stuff.

No, the workers who the CBI members exploit produce.

 

[two sheds]

No, the workers who the CBI members exploit produce.

Good point well made - I was wondering what was wrong with the original statement but couldn't quite put my finger on it

 

[hash tag]

On several front pages this morning

 

[Ax^]

think the daily str has it best

 

[hash tag]

For various reasons, I couldn't go there nor stoop so low.

 

[Ax^]

ah I don't read it but it has funny headlines on stuff like this

 

[MrSki]

Not true it was in the Conference, look at the beginning of that piece. Fucking sycophants again - not a single "Get on with it" just embarrassed giggles at some of the worst bits.

Well it was a partial virtual conference. Normally there would be ten times the delegates but you are right, there is an audience.

 

[Dogsauce]

The Times has Gove as their man, so no loyalty to Johnson. The Telegraph (and the whole spectator and related establishment commentariat) is Johnson’s rag, and their front cover is pretty much alone in pretending this hasn’t happened. Once they fold he‘ll be on the way out, but no sign of getting their yet.