PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[mx wcfc]

Still you've got to wonder what they've spent so far on feasibility, market focus groups etc. etc.
I'm sure someone has made a tidy packet out it.

If I had a tenner for every time I've been asked to look at a no hope project, and told them "well, of you want me to bill you £x,xxx for telling you "no"" , frankly, I'd have spent it all on beer.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Chilli.s]

So true it's not even funny though

 

[Pickman's model]

it's part of boris johnson's plan to erect a new red wall which will resist tory efforts for the next hundred years, being as sir keithly starmer doesn't oppose johnson has to provide his own opposition as well as government: for which he feels he should be paid double

 

[MrSki]

 

[ruffneck23]

what a fucking disgrace, well, another fucking disgrace

 

[scalyboy]

@PippaCrerar


In a 20 minute keynote speech to business leaders Boris Johnson has:

• compared himself to Moses
• pretended to be an accelerating car
• referred to himself in the third-person
• lost his place
• admitted he spent y'day at Peppa Pig World

 

[two sheds]

Distinct lack of heckling there

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[MrSki]

Distinct lack of heckling there

Virtual conference.

 

[pesh]

Virtual inanity.

 

[Badgers]

Fuck the Confederation of British Industry

 

[8ball]

Fuck the Confederation of British Industry

Oh, I thought it stood for Cunt Bosses' Institute.

 

[Pickman's model]

Distinct lack of heckling there

the hecklers were laid off during austerity part 1

 

[Pickman's model]

the daily mail's take:

 

[hitmouse]

He was though, friends with Ghislaine Maxwell back in their university days

Edited nope, no they weren't

Rachel Johnson says they were:
It’s hard not to pity Ghislaine Maxwell

It’s hard not to feel a batsqueak of pity for Ghislaine Maxwell — 500 days and counting in solitary confinement. I intersected briefly with her at Oxford. As a fresher I wandered into Balliol JCR one day in search of its subsidised breakfast granola-and-Nescafé offering and found a shiny glamazon with naughty eyes holding court astride a table, a high-heeled boot resting on my brother Boris’s thigh. She gave me a pitying glance but I did manage to snag an invite to her party in Headington Hill Hall.

Buried in the middle of some pointless fluff piece about her new dog:

 

[brogdale]

I like how, when he finally gets over the muttered swearing and "forgive me"s, the first words he alights on are..."People will have confidence..."

 

[Pickman's model]

I like how, when he finally gets over the muttered swearing and "forgive me"s, the first words he alights on are..."People will have confidence..."

the big lie

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Badgers]

Good but too little too late

 

[scalyboy]

the daily mail's take:
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Blithering fool, gibbering about cartoon pigs - effects of long Covid? Or a distraction?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Blithering fool, gibbering about cartoon pigs - effects of long Covid? Or a distraction?

Standard stuff in line with the 'Boris' persona isn't it. General wiffling to avoid straight answers to anything combined with a bit of 'what a character' sort of shit.

 

[Chilli.s]

Rachel Johnson says they were:
It’s hard not to pity Ghislaine Maxwell

Fuckin'ell, that's a lot of me me me for one (I hesitate to call it) article

 

[RainbowTown]

This car crash of a Prime Minister has now - inevitably - become a full on train wreck of a Prime Minister. Rambling away, speaking garbage and drivel, simply making even more of a horse's arse of himself than usual. Shambolic, unedifying and embarrassing doesn't even cover it. And what's even worse, he's shameless with it. Not only doesn't he care, he's letting us know that he doesn't care. He's mocking us. Like he always has done.

 

[Pickman's model]

Rachel Johnson says they were:
It’s hard not to pity Ghislaine Maxwell

Buried in the middle of some pointless fluff piece about her new dog:
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this should have been the whole of the article:

 

[two sheds]

and not because they give a shit about their constituents, just give a shit about hanging on to the gravy train.

 

[hitmouse]

Fuckin'ell, that's a lot of me me me for one (I hesitate to call it) article

I mean, "British media publishes pointless navel-gazing tosh" is hardly a surprise, it's just the "casually making claims about connections between the PM and an alleged sex trafficker in the middle of some pointless puppy tosh" that's a bit wtf.

 

[gosub]

Rachel Johnson says they were:
It’s hard not to pity Ghislaine Maxwell

Buried in the middle of some pointless fluff piece about her new dog:
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She GW is four years older ...what was she doing to end up there at same 6ime?

 

[philosophical]

I’m more interested in what Cameron made of Peppa Pig World.