PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[LeytonCatLady]

Have we had this yet?

I might take up yoga myself if the lotus position is that comfortable.

 

[quiet guy]

 

[Badgers]

 

[teqniq]

If I recall correctly from yesterday the 2 Tweets above are referring to 2 different things. The first one is referring to a conference call on Afghanistan which Johnson indeed declined to take part in, the second 1 is to do with Cop26 which is looking to be a bit of a shitshow. Surprise surprise.

Cop26 corporate sponsors condemn climate summit as ‘mismanaged’

Exclusive: ‘Everything feels very last minute’ says one source about event sponsored by UK’s biggest companies

www.theguardian.com

 

[Badgers]

Downing Street denies Johnson broke lockdown over Christmas

upday.com

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Raising questions for the prime minister, however, the US magazine Harper’s reported that Ms Ali, who was given an official advisory role at the Home Office in December 2020, “spent Christmas with the couple at No 10 despite pandemic restrictions on holiday gatherings”.

 

[stavros]

Liz Truss, inexperienced?

 

[Pickman's model]

Liz Truss, inexperienced?

Those eyes are dead as blown fuses

 

[two sheds]

And the vacant smile while waiting for the compulsory applause

 

[Ming]

Those eyes are dead as blown fuses

Windows of
the soul. Never trust a man with piggy eyes.

 

[Ming]

Or play cards with a man whose middle name is Chicago.

 

[Badgers]

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Windows of
the soul. Never trust a man with piggy eyes.
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Unfair to pigs everywhere! At least pigs' eyes show some intelligence.

 

[klang]

yes sure

 

[stavros]

Writing for one of his fanzines:



Does caricaturing a significant minority subgroup of society not have rings of the "letterboxes" jibe of a couple of years ago?

 

[equationgirl]

Yeah, my first thought to that revelation was fuck off, he broke the rules.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

yes sure

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I stand corrected.

 

[Dogsauce]

Writing for one of his fanzines:

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Does caricaturing a significant minority subgroup of society not have rings of the "letterboxes" jibe of a couple of years ago?

He called them ‘greenshirts’ because obviously giving a fuck about the planet is the same as being a blackshirt.

The cunt can’t take anything seriously, dereliction of duty on climate is just a continuation of the bolsanaro-style dereliction of duty on Covid and everything else. It’s all culture war posturing and tedious smug but obvious wit in newspaper columns.

 

[extra dry]

just getting worse and worse it seems...

 

[Pickman's model]

Yeah, my first thought to that revelation was fuck off, he broke the rules.

He's got to work one day in the year

 

[Pickman's model]

Windows of
the soul. Never trust a man with piggy eyes.
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Fucking Poundland auric goldfinger

 

[Ming]

Fucking Poundland auric goldfinger

He's very funny and silly. With a big gold brick.

 

[Pickman's model]

He's very funny and silly. With a big gold brick.

He'd be funnier being sucked through the window of a plane at thirty thousand feet. Even if it made penguins cry and gnash their beaks in wrath

 

[equationgirl]

He'd be funnier being sucked through the window of a plane at thirty thousand feet. Even if it made penguins cry and gnash their beaks in wrath

((((((The penguins))))))

 

[not a trot]

He's got to work one day in the year

Father Christmas, he is not.

 

[LeytonCatLady]

Father Christmas, he is not.

 

[brogdale]

An Johnson pic doing the rounds on twitter today...a number of points of interest and, as an aside, that's put me right off Daunt books (again).

 

[bluescreen]

The foreshortening there makes it look as if it's someone else's arm steadying the child. Mind you, I wouldn't put it past him.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

The foreshortening there makes it look as if it's someone else's arm steadying the child. Mind you, I wouldn't put it past him.

If it was his own arm wouldn't his hand be thumb down?

 

[MrCurry]

The foreshortening there makes it look as if it's someone else's arm steadying the child. Mind you, I wouldn't put it past him.

Since you can see both of Boris‘s hands it certainly is someone else’s! His left hand is holding the kid‘s foot.

 

[clicker]

I think he's had a mechanical limb grafted onto his back.