PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Who would have thought that Chain Gang by Sam Cooke could be so relevant to Britain in these times? What am I talking about - these are indeed bleak, crazy, dystopian times are they not?
oryx
Sitting on the bok of the day
Liked for Timpson's tweet.
It's almost as if nobody's ever been sentenced to unpaid work and this is a brand new idea.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Yeah, but Timpson's approach doesn't give Patel the opportunity to daily cream her drawers at the prospect of "undesirables" being on the receiving end of humiliation at the hands of embittered right-wing numbskulls with raging inferiority complexes...
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
But, TBF, it's not that big a leap from what Pickman's model has lined up for Johnson when he is finally called to account for his crimes...
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
There was an entire tv show about
Storm Fox
Trying the find the next noun to verb
So with this and the 'named police officer' thing yesterday.
Is someone feeding him these ideas to:
a) So he looks stupid as they are already a thing
b) Thinks the electorate is thick and will fall for it, but it won't cost anything,
c) as b but have some lovely new contracts to give to their mates.
As always this this lot it's difficult to know where to stop the cynicism.
Is someone feeding him these ideas to:
a) So he looks stupid as they are already a thing
b) Thinks the electorate is thick and will fall for it, but it won't cost anything,
c) as b but have some lovely new contracts to give to their mates.
As always this this lot it's difficult to know where to stop the cynicism.
elbows
Well-Known Member
The tories are in a mess because all sorts of areas look like they require something more like toryism from the 'post-war consensus' era than the Thatcher onwards era, stuff that is incompatible with huge chunks of their current MPs beliefs.
Combined with Johnsons lack of substance and proper agenda, it is no surprise to find them resorting to the few classics they still have available to them, and law and order gimmicks are certainly one of those.
Combined with Johnsons lack of substance and proper agenda, it is no surprise to find them resorting to the few classics they still have available to them, and law and order gimmicks are certainly one of those.
Just goes to show that they've always wanted us to be more like the US. They worship Ayn Rand after all.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
He forgot the penguins.
Gerry1time
Did a wee in Dirac's toilet
d) to create a high profile statement that will annoy the left wing press enough to keep the more disturbing parts of the announcement out of the news. Like the formalisation of increasing stop and search.
The shackling offenders in chain gangs will be his idea to solve the lack of people out in the fields planting and gathering in the crops for the big agri-barons.
Will the offenders actually be connected to each other with chains?
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Assuming they can find some mate able to rustle up some substandard crap that turns out to be useless, of course...
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
£3.7bn to Gerald Ratner
pesh
Well-Known Member
Probably Bluetooth.
eatmorecheese
He's fallen out of the car again
Patel seems to be mildly bonding with the dog there
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Kindred spirits. I hear that sharks give her a respectful nod as they pass, too.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
As do black widow spiders, crocodiles, alligators, pythons, cobras and walruses. Polar bears just ignore her and pooh in her handbag.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Then they pooh in her handbag.
not a trot
Well-Known Member
You're only bonding when your leg is in it's mouth.
eatmorecheese
He's fallen out of the car again
We can but hope
Fairweather
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