PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Calamity1971]

Poor stupid brood mare. I'm sick of hearing about this cunt and his endless fucking

Not even sorry.

She's neither poor nor stupid, she is however a cunt like her husband.

 

[glitch hiker]

She's neither poor nor stupid, she is however a cunt like her husband.

I have zero sympathy or compassion for her and her pig of a husband. I'm so tired of his antics and his class hatred. Waving around an umbrella like a fucking Frank Spencer sketch while sycophants look on with shared amusement. At a memorial service (fuck cops, but still). Talking next about how 'left wing' lawyers are a problem. Lying about brexit and the vaccine. Piss on his grave, fie on his house, a thousand poxes aren't enough for this grasping cunt.

I'm still not sorry

 

[Calamity1971]

I have zero sympathy or compassion for her and her pig of a husband. I'm so tired of his antics and his class hatred. Waving around an umbrella like a fucking Frank Spencer sketch while sycophants look on with shared amusement. At a memorial service (fuck cops, but still). Talking next about how 'left wing' lawyers are a problem. Lying about brexit and the vaccine. Piss on his grave, fie on his house, a thousand poxes aren't enough for this grasping cunt.

I'm still not sorry

I wasn't disagreeing with you.

 

[glitch hiker]

I wasn't disagreeing with you.

When you're having a shit day in a shit pandemic and you find that the country's leading cunt is still having it away...

ITS NOT FUCKING RIGHT!!!

 

[existentialist]

When you're having a shit day in a shit pandemic and you find that the country's leading cunt is still having it away...

ITS NOT FUCKING RIGHT!!!

*solidarity fistbump

 

[Calamity1971]

Innit?
He's happy as pig in shit with the outcome & media pics/coverage:

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And all this clowning at a ceremony for the fallen soldiers of capital; classy.

Wreath is a nice touch.

 

[Yossarian]

A large but unknown number of children with an unknown number of women - extinguishing his bloodline after he's deposed will be no easy task.

 

[Orang Utan]

A large but unknown number of children with an unknown number of women - extinguishing his bloodline after he's deposed will be no easy task.

 

[Calamity1971]

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I'm laughing, but that's terrifying and on the money.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[glitch hiker]

A large but unknown number of children with an unknown number of women - extinguishing his bloodline after he's deposed will be no easy task.

I'm sure Sir Keith is up to the job

 

[equationgirl]

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I know where that is!!!

 

[not a trot]

I know where that is!!!

Glasgow by any chance.

 

[equationgirl]

Glasgow by any chance.

Indeed. Have walked that street many times.

 

[tim]

A large but unknown number of children with an unknown number of women - extinguishing his bloodline after he's deposed will be no easy task.

In 800 years time everybody will be descended from Boris Johnson many times over. Just as we're all descended from Mohammed and most of us are descended from Philippa of Hainault and possibly others with links to the Central Line

 

[two-and-eight]

 

[Wilf]

Given that he refuses to tell us how many children he has, perhaps he should have a naming system that keeps things open. Maybe follow rees-mogg and call this on Sixtus/Septimus?

 

[tim]

Given that he refuses to tell us how many children he has, perhaps he should have a naming system that keeps things open. Maybe follow rees-mogg and call this on Sixtus/Septimus?

He can't count that high in Latin.

XXXIV

I would imagine his children hate him even more than his siblings do

 

[hash tag]

Given that he refuses to tell us how many children he has, perhaps he should have a naming system that keeps things open. Maybe follow rees-mogg and call this on Sixtus/Septimus?

The next one could be the tenth - 10 in number 10?

 

[Argonia]

Daily Fail link so apologies but popularity among Tory activists down from 39.2% to 3.4% (if I have read the article right)

Boris Johnson's approval rating plummets

The poll by the UK Conservative Home website found Boris Johnson's rating had dropped from 39.2 per cent last month to just 3.4 per cent.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[stavros]

 

[Badgers]

 

[two sheds]

Well Johnson has given a big early start for population control by letting tens of thousands of people die.

 

[brogdale]

A gift to Drakeford & Sturgeon who have both described the comments as crass and offensive.
On R4 Drakeford just made the point that the Tories devastated the coal-mining communities over 30 years ago and they're still celebrating that.

 

[Fairweather]

A gift to Drakeford & Sturgeon who have both described the comments as crass and offensive.
On R4 Drakeford just made the point that the Tories devastated the coal-mining communities over 30 years ago and they're still celebrating that.

I learnt from an early age that the Tories enjoyed shitting on people and rubbing it in.

 

[brogdale]

I learnt from an early age that the Tories enjoyed shitting on people and rubbing it in.

Yep; it's made many of us the fine folk we are today.

 

[brogdale]

The collective rumbling of grave turning from the "RedWall" so strong that it's registered on seismographs...

 

[Pickman's model]

I can't help thinking this will come back to haunt Johnson, it being along the lines of a ratner moment

 

[brogdale]

I can't help thinking this will come back to haunt Johnson, it being along the lines of a ratner moment

You'd like to think so; yeah.

 

[Pickman's model]

You'd like to think so; yeah.

Yes. It highlights the contempt for truth and for mining communities in one brief sentence, plus when people think of how the mining communities have been abandoned and left to rot it doesn't bode well for any genuine levelling up in the north or anywhere else.