PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat
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Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
It's haha fun Boris shit again isn't it. What a laugh. That whole bumbling persona he's built up.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Innit?
He's happy as pig in shit with the outcome & media pics/coverage:
And all this clowning at a ceremony for the fallen soldiers of capital; classy.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I'd love to think that someone is setting him up with comedy umbrellas. Probably the same person who moves the buttons on his suit an inch along, and puts the automatically-untucking shirts in his wardrobe.
I honestly dont think him being stuck on a zipwire waving a union jack was an accident so I doubt that was. That one event gained him much affection in the public consciousness. He's not stupid when it comes to these things.
eatmorecheese
He's fallen out of the car again
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
I wish he'd have been mauled by the alsatian (out of shot in that picture). That would have made a lot of people very happy.
Not quite as good as an inpenguination but sometimes you just have to make do with what you have.
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tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
An irate email from an angry Strasbourger?
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Yes - that struck something of a jarring note for me, too. You'd think that a bunch of right-wing laura norder fans would at least want to maintain the impression of solemnity at such an event.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
As an aside surprised no one has mentioned there is a national police monument in the centre of London, just off the mall by the citadel. And it's been there for sixteen years.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Not big enough, obvs.
andysays
Love and solidarity
DUCKING OCTOCURRENT strikes again...
Chilli.s
mingling jets and statuettes
Exactly how I felt, tastelessly spoiling a memorial service. Turned it into a posh boys jolly event, free drinks and five star food all round.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
My phone had a little update a few months back and all the autocorrect stuff I had mostly trained it out doing started to show up again. Totes hilarious Sony.DUCKING OCTOCURRENT strikes again...
Mr Bean was a largely silent character.
teqniq
DisMembered
Shocked I am, shocked I tell you. Money buys influence:
Inside Boris Johnson’s money network
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Inside Boris Johnson’s money network
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Lurdan
old wave
One of a number of FT articles on this theme over the last couple of days :
Property donors provide one-quarter of funds given to Tory party
Elite Tory donors club holds secret meetings with Johnson and Sunak
Inside Boris Johnson’s money network
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
*10th sprog he won't give a shite about on the way!
*Rough guestimate.
*Rough guestimate.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Tbf we knew that’s what it was anyway, the more they do it the more it’ll stick in people’s craw
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Or google the headline
With every round of honours Private Eye have a fairly comprehensive catalogue of which recipients have done or given what to the Tories.
equationgirl
Respect my existence or expect my resistance
Christ.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Poor stupid brood mare. I'm sick of hearing about this cunt and his endless fucking
Not even sorry.
Not even sorry.
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