PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[andysays]

You can’t suggest someone is lying.
“
The Speaker has ruled that a Member who intends to mention another Member’s name in a debate should inform the other Member; this is not necessary if the Member is present in the Chamber.

10. Expressions which are unparliamentary and which normally call for prompt intervention from the Chair include:

(1) the imputation of false or unavowed motives;

(2) the misrepresentation of the language of another and the accusation of misrepresentation;

(3) charges of uttering a deliberate falsehood;

(4) abusive and insulting language of a nature likely to create disorder.”

It’s a gentlemen’s club at heart.you can lie all day long and never be challenged on it

Does number 4 mean you're not allowed to call another Member a cunt?

 

[not-bono-ever]

I yearn for more disorder

 

[existentialist]

I yearn for more disorder

Starmer should set up a rota system, so that a certain number of Labour MPs take the hit of accusing him of being a lying piece of shit each day.

 

[MrSki]

Starmer should set up a rota system, so that a certain number of Labour MPs take the hit of accusing him of being a lying piece of shit each day.

Shame that parliament is in recess till September.

 

[steveseagull]

Starmer should set up a rota system, so that a certain number of Labour MPs take the hit of accusing him of being a lying piece of shit each day.

He won't. He is probably seething that Dawn Butler did this. He is a rules man and if he does not like the rules, he will make some up. The man has had his spine surgically removed.

 

[Chilli.s]

Starmer should set up a rota system, so that a certain number of Labour MPs take the hit of accusing him of being a lying piece of shit each day.

Starmer unfortunately doesn't seem to have the spine that dawn Butler has

 

[Chilli.s]

The man has had his spine surgically removed

great minds etc etc

 

[MrSki]

The whole of Dawn Butler's speech is a cracker not just the end bit that got her thrown out.

 

[Humberto]

'Spineless' Starmer pulling his punches doesn't necessarily mean he is shit or failing. He's got to go after this shower in government one day though. And, given what they've been allowed to do in terms of corruption and bungling misgovernance, the gloves will have to come off. Although Labour are always at a disadvantage if they put a foot wrong, whereas the Tories get away with almost unprecedented grift, bluster and lack of accountability.

 

[brogdale]

The whole of Dawn Butler's speech is a cracker not just the end bit that got her thrown out.

Good stuff.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Storm Fox]

Just imagine if this actually the start of him getting called out regularly.
One can but dream.

 

[Supine]

Good work Dawn

 

[glitch hiker]

Lie in parliament with impunity.
Get chucked out by the Speaker for calling out lies
Speaker will not correct those lies.

What a shit show.

 

[glitch hiker]

Just imagine if this actually the start of him getting called out regularly.
One can but dream.

I'd rather imagine he contracts covid again for real...

Or at least is pinged almost daily so that he can never leave self isolation, meanwhile Carrie Symonds divorces him, his bank account plunges, and Chequers burns down in a freak force majeure with no innocent loss of life

 

[brogdale]

Cold War Steve's support for Butler...

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Raheem]

Disappointing that Butler didn't throw in Gove's superinjuction while she was at it.

 

[MrSki]

Just a reminder of how much of a cunt he is.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Ted Striker]

The whole of Dawn Butler's speech is a cracker not just the end bit that got her thrown out.

She could only make this any more perfect by denying calling him a liar at the end when called out on it

 

[Pickman's model]

The whole of Dawn Butler's speech is a cracker not just the end bit that got her thrown out.

Tbh the speaking truth to power bit only works if power gives a fuck about truth

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Decent article about Johnson by Jon Bigger:

Article: Why Boris Johnson still isn’t a libertarian – AnarchistStudies.Blog

anarchiststudies.noblogs.org

 

[teqniq]

Seems an appropriate place to leave this:

Petition: Make lying in the House of Commons a criminal offence

The Government should introduce legislation to make lying in the House of Commons a criminal offence. This would mean that all MPs, including Ministers, would face a serious penalty for knowingly making false statements in the House of Commons, as is the case in a court of law.

petition.parliament.uk

 

[belboid]

Seems an appropriate place to leave this:

Petition: Make lying in the House of Commons a criminal offence

The Government should introduce legislation to make lying in the House of Commons a criminal offence. This would mean that all MPs, including Ministers, would face a serious penalty for knowingly making false statements in the House of Commons, as is the case in a court of law.

petition.parliament.uk

It already is an offence

Members deliberately misleading the House - Erskine May - UK Parliament

Information on the 'Members deliberately misleading the House' section of Erskine May.

erskinemay.parliament.uk

 

[andysays]

It already is an offence

Members deliberately misleading the House - Erskine May - UK Parliament

Information on the 'Members deliberately misleading the House' section of Erskine May.

erskinemay.parliament.uk

Not a criminal offence though, which is what the petition is calling for.

(not that I imagine the petition will actually achieve anything)

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[MrSki]

Johnson's nose is visible from space.

 

[teqniq]

View attachment 280184

Someone quoted that, quite rightly pointing out that:

 

[Storm Fox]

From Newthump We call Boris Johnson a liar every day, where's our media exposure? :

Here at NewsThump, we call the Prime Minister a liar in almost every article we write about him, as it serves two purposes; firstly, it conveys the epitome of the character of our democratically elected leader to anyone who happens to have spent the last decade living under a rock – of whom we are jealous – and secondly, well, it’s just easy copy.

In addition to calling him a liar we’ve called him a raft of other names as well. ‘Half-tumescent bag of lard’, ‘ balding bumblegit’ and ‘horny horny hippo’ were just some of the dozens of names we’ve called the adulterous blob of undiluted narcissism currently day drinking in Downing Street.

They are going to town on him in general.