PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[two sheds]

Can’t we just burn him ?

Throw him into the pond

 

[MrCurry]

Interesting priorities on display on BBC news website. Apparently Jeff Bezos riding his giant dick into space is more newsworthy than the PM declaring it was fine if millions of 80+ citizens died on his watch.

 

[scalyboy]

Or him hanging on a gibbet, so the population can poke him with sticks.

A really shit Odin, hanging there for nine days having his eye put out by a pointy stick penguin.
Then he'd claim to have had the secrets of the runes revealed to him, but it would be all bullshit as usual; instead, it would be one of his 'amusing' racist Spectator columns

 

[not-bono-ever]

Give him a break. He’s trying his best. Imagine if Corbyn was in.
/

 

[elbows]

Interesting priorities on display on BBC news website. Apparently Jeff Bezos riding his giant dick into space is more newsworthy than the PM declaring it was fine if millions of 80+ citizens died on his watch.

It was their top story on their flagship television news broadcast at 10pm last night.

And they will probably find ways to promote the story today since the full interview is being shown this evening and they are quite fond of news that advertises one of their programmes.

 

[Pickman's model]

if the bezos flight ends in his death, ask yourself 'who benefits?' and direct your gaze straight at number 10

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Cummings' trouble is he is the architect of this evidence-free world we call the UK today, then he comes along with all his evidence and is surprised that people don't care.

 

[Pickman's model]

Cummings' trouble is he is the architect of this evidence-free world we call the UK today, then he comes along with all his evidence and is surprised that people don't care.

think most people want to test his eyesight by strapping him into a car and pointing it at beachy head with a stick holding down the accelerator.

 

[elbows]

if the bezos flight ends in his death, ask yourself 'who benefits?' and direct your gaze straight at number 10

Operation Moonshot v2.0

 

[scalyboy]

think most people want to test his eyesight by strapping him into a car and pointing it at beachy head with a stick holding down the accelerator.

With penguins eagerly waiting on the shore below the cliffs

 

[tim]

Putting his feet up who???

The mouldering remains of Keith "Cheggers" Chegwin.

 

[elbows]

It was their top story on their flagship television news broadcast at 10pm last night.

And they will probably find ways to promote the story today since the full interview is being shown this evening and they are quite fond of news that advertises one of their programmes.

Now promoting the interview by plucking some different detail out of it:

Dominic Cummings: I discussed ousting PM after 2019 election landslide

Boris Johnson's former aide says Downing Street rifts developed within days of a landslide victory.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[elbows]

#ArrestBorisJohnson trending on twitter.

 

[two sheds]

Will liking that make me an anti-vaxxer?

 

[elbows]

Well its being used for multiple reasons. People going nuts about vaccine passports is certainly one of them, but so are the latest Cummings revelations about Johnsons deadly pandemic response.

 

[cyril_smear]

It’s on beeb2 7-8pm tonight

 

[Dystopiary]

It's disgusting the way Cummings is leaking this info in dribs and drabs rather just a straightforward tell-all. He clearly doesn't give a shit about people, and nobody seems to be pulling him on it. I hate him so much.

 

[two sheds]

Standard PR advice isn't it? Throw it all at once and it's still only a story for a few days then forgotten about.

 

[Dystopiary]

Standard PR advice isn't it? Throw it all at once and it's still only a story for a few days then forgotten about.

I know. It's just so awful though.

 

[two sheds]

Yep you're not wrong. Does play them at their own game though.

 

[cyril_smear]

He just presents as a smarmy scuzzbucket

 

[scalyboy]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

He just presents as a smarmy scuzzbucket

do you mean johnson, cummings, or both?

 

[cyril_smear]

do you mean johnson, cummings, or both?

Both

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Both

as i think i may have said on this (or a thread about cummings) before, it's worth remembering that there doesn't have to be 'a good guy' in a situation like this.

headline for the latest shit should be along the lines of "slimy lying twat accuses slimy lying twat of being slimy lying twat"

 

[eatmorecheese]

I don't doubt the veracity of some of what he says, but he presents as a very cold, unempathetic human being, who sees systems not souls. And wants to put grenades under them.

 

[elbows]

Cummings cannot suppress a prolonged smile when talking about successful campaign propaganda.

Laura played her role in the shit political pantomime with typical lack of subtlety.

 

[scalyboy]

I don't doubt the veracity of some of what he says, but he presents as a very cold, unempathetic human being, who sees systems not souls. And wants to put grenades under them.

Yes, and unfortunately as a result of his coldness, lack of charm and general unlikeability, I fear a lot of voters are ignoring or disregarding what he’s saying about Johnson.

 

[equationgirl]

Can’t we just burn him ?

No. Inpenguination it is. It's all decided.

 

[Raheem]

Followed by expenguination and sinking.