PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Steel Icarus]

Johnson is a crap benchmark to measure anyone's trust, decency, or intelligence against...

ETA: it's the same thing as why we don't use the absolute zero-based Kelvin for temperatures on weather forecasts

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

No one gives a toss though, for someone who considers himself to be a master strategist he doesn't seem to appreciate that all he is doing is making himself look like a bitter has-been.

 

[existentialist]

No one gives a toss though, for someone who considers himself to be a master strategist he doesn't seem to appreciate that all he is doing is making himself look like a bitter has-been.

Oh, I think that people do give a toss. Sure, his position is somewhat tainted by the fact of his being a bitter has-been, but a lot of what he is saying jibes very well with what was actually going on at the time.

 

[philosophical]

The Queen is over 80.
The cunt probably assumed she was expendable.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Oh, I think that people do give a toss. Sure, his position is somewhat tainted by the fact of his being a bitter has-been, but a lot of what he is saying jibes very well with what was actually going on at the time.

Nah, a dodgy decision that wasn't carried through in the heady days of March 2020 + saying that it is mostly over 80's pegging it, which it was, that's not going to dame Johnson in the slightest.

However, would you ever give Cummings a job?

 

[brogdale]

No one gives a toss though

Gove does.

 

[ruffneck23]

The over 80's might give a toss, and maybe the loved ones of people over 80 who didn't make it.


My uncle is over 80 and got covid, thankfully he survived, and I give a toss as he could have quite easily be dead now.

 

[cyril_smear]

Could this potentially be a proverbial hanging offence for the PM? And if so, who takes the reins.

If it can be backed up that he wanted to meet the Queen during March 2020 in the circumstances demonic cuntings described, then he has just been officially outed as a buffoon.

 

[existentialist]

Nah, a dodgy decision that wasn't carried through in the heady days of March 2020 + saying that it is mostly over 80's pegging it, which it was, that's not going to dame Johnson in the slightest.

However, would you ever give Cummings a job?

I don't think the likes of Cummings would want to work for me in a million years...

 

[ruffneck23]

Gove does.

so does Darren Grimes (Allegedly)

 

[existentialist]

so does Darren Grimes (Allegedly)

#craftywonk

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Gove does.

Bet Johnson's quaking in his boots at that then.




The man who will never be PM

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Could this potentially be a proverbial hanging offence for the PM?

Will be tomorrow's fish and chips wrappings.

 

[two sheds]

I don't think the likes of Cummings would want to work for me in a million years...

I'd imagine he'd work for anyone given enough cash.

 

[Smangus]

The Queen is over 80.
The cunt probably assumed she was expendable.

Have to say , I agree with that sentiment.

 

[Pickman's model]

Bet Johnson's quaking in his boots at that then.




The man who will never be PM
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he should never have been mp either

 

[Artaxerxes]

The Queen is over 80.
The cunt probably assumed she was expendable.

tbf…

 

[Pickman's model]

tbf…

yeh she is expendable.

 

[Smangus]

yeh she is expendable.

Johnson failed us again

 

[Raheem]

If she lives long enough, maybe junior will forget he's supposed to take over.

 

[Pickman's model]

If she lives long enough, maybe junior will forget he's supposed to take over.

ah yes he'll have entered his second childhood

 

[philosophical]

tbf…

I doubt Boris Johnson would see the Queen as expendable in the same way members of this forum might, but I reckon the cavalier way he is portrayed on this might cut through.
Of course Cummings is also a cunt, but he is clever because he has evidence, and he is urging on an enquiry soon where it all comes out. Cummings might ‘win’ as it were if he emerges as a slightly lesser cunt than Johnson.

On a slightly different note, yesterday I was reading about a system of government called ‘sado populism’. Probably not an unfamiliar term to members here, but unfamiliar to me. The system seems to describe the present approach we are enduring.

 

[ViolentPanda]

U-turn wankers

Even worse than bus wankers & chips-in-a-Full-English wankers.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I think you will find he is putting his feet up at Chequers.

Putting his feet up who???

 

[ViolentPanda]

A modern Churchill

Oh YESSSSSS!!!

Fucking nodding bulldog wanker!

 

[ViolentPanda]

I won't be satisfied until I see his head on a stick

Or him hanging on a gibbet, so the population can poke him with sticks.

 

[scalyboy]

Or him hanging on a gibbet, so the population can poke him with sticks.

Very sharp sticks with nettles attached

 

[Pickman's model]

I won't be satisfied until I see his head on a stick

i won't be satisfied until i see penguins pecking his eyes out for their chicks

 

[ruffneck23]

Can’t we just burn him ?

 

[Pickman's model]

Can’t we just burn him ?

we could. but life springs from death and from the death of boris johnson new penguins shall spring