PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[ruffneck23]

What does this large maskless bunch demand he be arrested for?

I dont know, you'd have to ask them, although 'arrest boris johnson does have a nice ring to it.'

 

[ruffneck23]

So they're protesting because "freedom day" has turned out to be a damp squib ?
They're clearly causing serious unease, alarm or distress - isn't there a new law in place to have the police put a quick end to it ?

They might just be protesting whilst they are able to legally protest. ( I'm not endorsing it btw)

 

[glitch hiker]

If it's any consolation, just take comfort in knowing that one day Boris Johnson will be dead.

 

[Pickman's model]

If it's any consolation, just take comfort in knowing that one day Boris Johnson will be dead.

and shat out of several score penguins' arses

 

[A380]

What does this large maskless bunch demand he be arrested for?

Just goes to show how one can find common ground with almost anyone…

 

[tim]

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[tim]

The good news is his hair is falling out. That will hurt the vain prick.

The whole point of the latest baby was to provide him with an easily accessible follicle bank.

 

[BCBlues]

The whole point of the latest baby was to provide him with an easily accessible follicle bank.

He can do that by nipping in Poundstretcher to buy an old style mop.

Do they have Poundstretcher near chequers?

 

[quiet guy]

He'd get a Waitrose home delivery, pay over the odds for the item and then claim it back on expenses

 

[quiet guy]

 

[Pickman's model]

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baboons are better looking, more charming, and have better politics than the nefandous johnson

 

[ruffneck23]

it's all kicking off , who would have thought eh ?

 

[tim]

Wouldn't it be awful if his head ended up on the end of the wrong people's stick?

 

[Pickman's model]

Wouldn't it be awful if his head ended up on the end of the wrong people's stick?

yes, the penguins are particularly looking forward to his eyes

 

[Pickman's model]

it's all kicking off , who would have thought eh ?

win-win

 

[Steel Icarus]

So lemme get this right...all restrictions have been legally lifted today and there's an anti-restrictions protest...today?

 

[t0bytoo]

So lemme get this right...all restrictions have been legally lifted today and there's an anti-restrictions protest...today?

Also confused. Saw this on the news and thought urban might shed some light on what's going on.

 

[Orang Utan]

So lemme get this right...all restrictions have been legally lifted today and there's an anti-restrictions protest...today?

there are still restrictions, so the protestors don't consider lockdown or whatever you want to call it to be over

 

[Pickman's model]

So lemme get this right...all restrictions have been legally lifted today and there's an anti-restrictions protest...today?

travel restrictions still there and so are restrictions on some public transport

 

[hegley]

So lemme get this right...all restrictions have been legally lifted today and there's an anti-restrictions protest...today?

"What do we want?"
"An end to lockdown"
"When do we want it?"
"Earlier than 00.01 today, which is over 12 hours ago"

[stolen from Twitter]

 

[maomao]

So lemme get this right...all restrictions have been legally lifted today and there's an anti-restrictions protest...today?

It's an anti vaccination protest.

 

[Storm Fox]

It's an anti vaccination protest.

So it's another massive win for the Delta Variant*

*Other Variants will soon be available.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Johnson, it's FUCKING Johnson.

Who is indeed a MASSIVE fucking Johnson.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Why give this cabal of grifters the courtesy of arrest formalities? Johnson is well known for his free and easy interpretation of the rule of law. He would respect those that acted in a similar fashion obviously. The foxes would feast on his pasty cadaver for days if left in a royal park

 

[Dystopiary]

yes, the penguins are particularly looking forward to his eyes

Peckety peck...

 

[Serene]

Bojos hypocrisy in trying to avoid the self-isolation rule that he dictated to everyone else has its basis in thinking that the proletariat, whose nonentity actually appalls him, are only going to be going out buying fish and chips after sniffing glue and drinking beer, which can be done at home, whereas Bojo needs five star meals and fine wines with the upper classes, which requires going out. The thing is, also, that if he wasnt the PM he would be ignoring the rules anyways, also.

 

[Serene]

I mean, Bojo has said that in world war two, many soldiers were locked up in POW camps for many years, so the lower classes ought to think on about that, and how lucky they are in comaparison, having to self-isolate in their own homes.

 

[tim]

yes, the penguins are particularly looking forward to his eyes

The Falangist Puffins of Lundy Island are much higher in the pecking order than the disparate anarchosyndicalist penguin communes of South Georgia.

 

[stavros]

He can do that by nipping in Poundstretcher to buy an old style mop.

Do they have Poundstretcher near chequers?

Poundstretcher is the title of Sunak's next budget.

 

[Pickman's model]

The Falangist Puffins of Lundy Island are much higher in the pecking order than the disparate anarchosyndicalist penguin communes of South Georgia.

Yeh but we're not throwing former people to falangist birds