PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[bimble]

Cummings that champion of following Covid rules

he was terrible at choosing a chief courtier and now he has none. very sad.

 

[not a trot]

today's risible u-turn i think all it shows really is that he has absolutely nobody around him who is capable of / willing to give him the most basic advice on how to not completely & totally predictably fuck up.
Maybe he just has a vacuum around him now that the indispensable Cummings is gone, a vacuum & some useless nodding sidekicks.

A fucking vacuum cleaner would make a better job of running the country. Though obviously not one of those overpriced Dyson jobs.

 

[Dogsauce]

A fucking vacuum cleaner would make a better job of running the country. Though obviously not one of those overpriced Dyson jobs.

A Dyson might not spin around as quickly as this lot though.

 

[bimble]

can you imagine what a shit Sunday he has had? this makes me happy. I had a lovely little day today.

 

[kenny g]

can you imagine what a shit Sunday he has had? this makes me happy. I had a lovely little day today.

He doesn't give a fuck. Probably pissed and with a baby and second wife he is already bored with his mind is full. This is just background noise in the world of Johnson.

 

[bimble]

nah. He really genuinely has had a really shit Sunday. The one thing he cares about is himself and people's opinion of him, and that's what he fucked up today entirely avoidable.
I do agree he is probably extra pissed off if it all means he has to stay home with the boring baby.

 

[equationgirl]

He doesn't give a fuck. Probably pissed and with a baby and second wife he is already bored with his mind is full. This is just background noise in the world of Johnson.

Third wife. Carrie is his third wife.

 

[MrSki]

today's risible u-turn i think all it shows really is that he has absolutely nobody around him who is capable of / willing to give him the most basic advice on how to not completely & totally predictably fuck up.
Maybe he just has a vacuum around him now that the indispensable Cummings is gone, a vacuum & some useless nodding sidekicks.

He has Princess Nut Nuts to advise him now.

 

[Yossarian]

I don't think the Thick Of It writers could have come up with much better than "It's Freedom Day. The prime minister, however, is in self-isolation after exposure to his infected Health Secretary."

 

[elbows]

Its like the time he couldnt celebrate restrictions easing with a photo opportunity pint because Philip died.

 

[kenny g]

How many days till next lockdown? I reckon around three weeks.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

How many days till next lockdown? I reckon around three weeks.

None. Lockdowns are done.

 

[existentialist]

How many days till next lockdown? I reckon around three weeks.

I wouldn't count on it. I think they'll aim to duke this out for as long as they can.

 

[bimble]

oh god. he's done a video. he 'briefly considered' taking part in the pilot but thinks it much more important everyone sticks to the same rules .

 

[bimble]

You can tell what a bad day it is. It's Sunday, it's really hot, he's sat there making a video in his bedroom wearing a fucking tie and a jacket. the twat.

 

[Pickman's model]

I wouldn't count on it. I think they'll aim to duke this out for as long as they can.

Three weeks is about as long as they can duke it out

 

[Chilli.s]

How many days till next lockdown? I reckon around three weeks.

I'm going with sep 13th if we doing a sweepstake

 

[bimble]

I don't think the Thick Of It writers could have come up with much better than "It's Freedom Day. The prime minister, however, is in self-isolation after exposure to his infected Health Secretary."

the thick of it writer is in sombre mood today. I think he's wrong about the political careers bit though.

 

[elbows]

If cases just keep growing then he is not likely wrong about political careers.

But I dont think things will be that straightforward, or at least I'm not certain they will. If England manages to peak like Scotland then these tories will declare their plan to have been a success and a model for the world.

I dont know what will happen. I do not rule out an early peak, but then even if that happens I dont know what will happen again later, eg when schools return from holidays in September.

 

[bimble]

too much twitter led me to this. It's quite a thing, in the context of this moment.
Johnson made this speech in early February last year.



thats him. the supercharged champion of the right to buy and sell.

 

[Pickman's model]

too much twitter led me to this. It's quite a thing, in the context of this moment.
Johnson made this speech in early February last year.


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thats him. the supercharged champion of the right to buy and sell.

Yeh but Johnson is more brown bottle out of viz than superman

 

[elbows]

Yes that speech was noticed in the early months of the pandemic.

 

[bimble]

I hate him, don’t like spending time doing that but I do.
that speech is probably the closest we can get to his actual personal views of the whole thing.

 

[two sheds]

A modern Churchill

 

[Orang Utan]

I won't be satisfied until I see his head on a stick

 

[agricola]

A modern Churchill

as British WW2 tanks go he is much more of a Covenanter

 

[kenny g]

Yes that speech was noticed in the early months of the pandemic.

Total and utter scum. The smile before a 100k lives.

 

[glitch hiker]

I'm going with sep 13th if we doing a sweepstake

God, that long? There'll be nothing left by then!

 

[Chilli.s]

A modern Churchill

Hard to compare him to any other PM, he's the weakest shittest crookedest evah

 

[Orang Utan]

The only way we'll ever get him to answer a question properly is if we put him in the dock. He can always walk away in interviews when people try to hold him to account.