PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[quiet guy]

They tried the bluff and caved at the final hand. Utter bunch of cunts.

 

[MrSki]

Saw the backlash & thought better off at home.

 

[Ax^]

damn into want the whole front bench to have a self congratulatory photo op tomorrow for freedom day


could of give it to them all

*kicks dust

 

[glitch hiker]

U-turn wankers

fuck's sake I'm shit at the 'dank memes'.

 

[Flavour]

that's really perked me up that, nothing like a swift tory u-turn to kickstart your sunday

 

[brogdale]

that's really perked me up that, nothing like a swift tory u-turn to kickstart your sunday

Won't this undermine the results of the pilot test that Jenrick was explaining all over the media this am?

 

[glitch hiker]

that's really perked me up that, nothing like a swift tory u-turn to kickstart your sunday

Indeed. I was feeling proper stressed earlier.

 

[ruffneck23]

Yep, I went from half asleep to fucking raging, to not quite so raging in record time this morning.

 

[teqniq]

 

[glitch hiker]

Won't this undermine the results of the pilot test that Jenrick was explaining all over the media this am?

if anything without those two u turn wankers it would be improved

 

[JimW]

有狗心没狗胆 as they say here. Have a dog's desire but not its courage.

 

[Badgers]

PM and chancellor to self-isolate in rapid U-turn

 

[Supine]

PM and chancellor to self-isolate in rapid U-turn

Do you read this thread?

 

[ruffneck23]

Do you read this thread?

to be fair to Badgers things are moving so fast it is hard to keep up

 

[Badgers]

Do you read this thread?

No

 

[Badgers]

to be fair to Badgers things are moving so fast it is hard to keep up

Yes

 

[teqniq]

Looks to be posted pre u-turn but still raised a smile here:

 

[SpookyFrank]

Abandoning his plan to continue working from his office at 10 Downing Street, Johnson will now instead be working from his home at 10 Downing Street.

 

[MrSki]

Abandoning his plan to continue working from his office at 10 Downing Street, Johnson will now instead be working from his home at 10 Downing Street.

I think you will find he is putting his feet up at Chequers.

 

[SpookyFrank]

I think you will find he is putting his feet up at Chequers.

I was being facetious. Wherever he is, I doubt he's going to be doing anything I would describe as 'work'.

 

[brogdale]

I was being facetious. Wherever he is, I doubt he's going to be doing anything I would describe as 'work'.

Or, in Johnson's case perhaps we need another word altogether?
faecetious

 

[Storm Fox]

A Genius Speaks:



This doesn't seem to be a parody.

Edited to completely change the meaning I meant doesn't seem to be a parody not does

 

[elbows]

But whose going to get the badgers ready for the freedom day parade?

 

[MrSki]

 

[MrSki]

 

[ruffneck23]

Just seen it's tweet from about an hour ago, cant bring myself to post it on here.

Fucking gaslighting cunt

 

[Ax^]

what a cunt

is that the wallpaper the fuckwit spent 70 grand on looks like shit

 

[ruffneck23]

what a cunt

is that the wallpaper the fuckwit spent 70 grand on looks like shit

allegedly he is at Chequers, so it's not the 50k rolls

 

[bimble]

today's risible u-turn i think all it shows really is that he has absolutely nobody around him who is capable of / willing to give him the most basic advice on how to not completely & totally predictably fuck up.
Maybe he just has a vacuum around him now that the indispensable Cummings is gone, a vacuum & some useless nodding sidekicks.

 

[ska invita]

today's risible u-turn i think all it shows really is that he has absolutely nobody around him who is capable of / willing to give him the most basic advice on how to not completely & totally predictably fuck up.
Maybe he just has a vacuum around him now that the indispensable Cummings is gone, a vacuum & some useless nodding sidekicks.

Cummings that champion of following Covid rules