PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Orang Utan]

 

[stavros]

Nicely done.

One of the oddities of the HoC is that you can seemingly lie your head off, but you're not allowed to say that a fellow Parliamentarian is lying.

Frankly I'd like to hear the entire Labour, Lib Dem, SNP and other benches all chant "liar" at PMQs, to see if Hoyle and his minions can do anything to nearly half the House.

 

[two sheds]

One of the oddities of the HoC is that you can seemingly lie your head off, but you're not allowed to say that a fellow Parliamentarian is lying.

Yes I noticed that

It used to be the lawyer's definition of telling the truth - stretch the truth as much as you like but just don't outright lie. Johnson and mates seem to have ditched that though.

 

[MrSki]

 

[gentlegreen]

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[not a trot]

One of the oddities of the HoC is that you can seemingly lie your head off, but you're not allowed to say that a fellow Parliamentarian is lying.

Frankly I'd like to hear the entire Labour, Lib Dem, SNP and other benches all chant "liar" at PMQs, to see if Hoyle and his minions can do anything to nearly half the House.

"Does the honourable lying cunt agree with me", sounds more in keeping.

 

[Pickman's model]

he's looking a bit penguin there

 

[ViolentPanda]

Fucking pasty fat liar wanker

Are you some sort of liberal? Your abuse is very limp, mate!

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

When is he going to backpedal on this unlockening madness? It's nail biting. Are they really going to go through with it?

 

[Ax^]

It's Boris he go through with it until the deaths rise significantly to be bad for his PR

they he will blame us pesky poor people for not following his deliberately wooly instructions

 

[Calamity1971]

It's Boris

Johnson, it's FUCKING Johnson.

 

[Ax^]

its De Piffle or Cockwomble

*shakes fist at sky

 

[Puddy_Tat]

or 'that cunt johnson'

(simply 'that cunt' is not adequate, as could be confused for several other cunts in the government)

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

It's Boris he go through with it until the deaths rise significantly to be bad for his PR

they he will blame us pesky poor people for not following his deliberately wooly instructions

I thought that at least with all the other countries in the world calling his plans mental and dangerous for the world, someone would step in and force him to do something other than ask people to be careful . . . it's obvious that hasn't worked in the past.

 

[two sheds]

I thought that at least with all the other countries in the world calling his plans mental and dangerous for the world, someone would step in and force him to do something other than ask people to be careful . . . it's obvious that hasn't worked in the past.

there's only God or the Queen left who can

 

[Ax^]

I thought that at least with all the other countries in the world calling his plans mental and dangerous for the world, someone would step in and force him to do something other than ask people to be careful . . . it's obvious that hasn't worked in the past.

you do remember him wandering around covid wards proclaiming it was important to shake people hands at the start of the pandemic right?

We are talking about a man who walked out on his wife whilst she was going thru Chemo

don't expect very much from the fella

 

[Pickman's model]

you do remember him wandering around covid wards proclaiming it was important to shake people hands at the start of the pandemic right?

We are talking about a man who walked out on his wife whilst she was going thru Chemo

don't expect very much from the fella

I expect he's going to make a fucking mess of things and he hasn't let me down so far

 

[Dystopiary]

Yeah, I don't get calling him by his first name. He's not our mate or anything.

 

[Storm Fox]

Yeah, I don't get calling him by his first name. He's not our mate or anything.

You mean Alexander

 

[SpookyFrank]

When is he going to backpedal on this unlockening madness? It's nail biting. Are they really going to go through with it?

Too late to backpedal now. A lot of people have already given up on masks etc.

 

[brogdale]

Certainly know how to set an example...

 

[Badgers]

Yeah, I don't get calling him by his first name. He's not our mate or anything.

Disgraced Prime Minister Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson

 

[brogdale]

Could it be that they're lying?

 

[Spandex]

Certainly know how to set an example...

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PM and Sunak say "fuck you, suckers" to the British people

 

[teqniq]

How convenient:

 

[teqniq]

It gets worse:

 

[ruffneck23]

Fucking wankers

 

[brogdale]

Barnard Castle II

 

[maomao]

Gove did it a month or two ago. It's clearly a special scheme for cabinet ministers. It's not like it's new that they think rules don't apply to them anyway.

 

[existentialist]

Could it be that they're lying?

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Whatever the trurh, this is just going to look to much of the population like contact with Covid/Javid-19 is no big deal. Fucking hell.