PM Boris Johnson - monster thread for a monster twat

[Pickman's model]

Urban University

 

[Argonia]

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Even better than the wonderful Open University inspired by Michael Young under Harold Wilson

 

[Argonia]

i should start spending my time writing left wing pamphlets

Write 'em, I'll read 'em

 

[Pickman's model]

Even better than the wonderful Open University inspired by Michael Young under Harold Wilson

 

[elbows]

Cumming reviewing Johnsons personality again.

 

[Argonia]

Alexander Boris Zippy has been thinking only of himself again and ruining eveybody else's garden bridges.

 

[philosophical]

Why difficult, philosophical ?

Gosh.
Not exactly an easy question, especially if you contemplate a comparison between education and schooling.
Perhaps I could start by posing the question that asks if a decently competent pianist has been ‘educated’ to learn the piano, or is it something else that has gone on?
Additionally if someone has loads of what is traditionally called knowledge, but has no interpersonal skill could they be said to be educated?
Once you delve into this kind of stuff it becomes even more complicated.
I personally don’t feel comfortable in describing somebody as ‘educated’.
Certainly not Boris Johnson if only because of his problems with truth.

 

[Argonia]

You get quite an education at Eton. I should know because my headmaster Tim Young was at Eton and had taught David Cameron. I clashed with Young all the time and ran a petition to play football in games instead of rugby which he ignored. But the problem is that with your education at Eton you get taught to lord it over people and govern them appallingly and it only produces a few people like George Orwell who use their education to fight for the vulnerable and the oppressed.

• Robert Walpole, first Prime Minister of Great Britain
• William Pitt the Elder
• William Ewart Gladstone
• Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, 3rd Marquess of Salisbury
• Arthur James Balfour
• Anthony Eden
• Harold Macmillan, 1st Earl of Stockton
• Alec Douglas-Home
• David Cameron, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
• Boris Johnson, current Prime Minister
• Abhisit Vejjajiva, former Prime Minister of Thailand
• Robert Cecil, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
• Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington

Eton has produced twenty British Prime Ministers. Eleven of them are shown above.

Eton College - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

With twenty Prime Ministers coming from Eton it could be named an Etonocracy. I think Nick Cohen wrote a book about it but I haven't read it.

 

[Badgers]

Thread

 

[Argonia]

Cummings is knifing Julius Caesar Alexander Boris in the back almost as hard as Peter Stefanovic.

@PeterStefanovi2

 

[Pickman's model]

Cummings is knifing Julius Caesar Alexander Boris in the back almost as hard as Peter Stefanovic.

@PeterStefanovi2

such a pity that it's really difficult to get knives into the chamber of the house of commons now, or boris johnson would have had his kenneth williams moment by now

 

[Argonia]

such a pity that it's really difficult to get knives into the chamber of the house of commons now, or boris johnson would have had his kenneth williams moment by now

When I did my protest in an economics select committee waving around Tolstoy's War and Peace and causing a rumpus I don't think they searched me at all! The parliamentary police were surprisingly civil to me when they had hauled me out of the room

 

[Pickman's model]

When I did my protest in an economics select committee waving around Tolstoy's War and Peace and causing a rumpus I don't think they searched me at all!

for the future pls note you'll be taken more seriously by the economics select committee if you wave round eg marx's capital or keynes' general theory of employment, interest and money rather than a fat novel

 

[Argonia]

for the future pls note you'll be taken more seriously by the economics select committee if you wave round eg marx's capital or keynes' general theory of employment, interest and money rather than a fat novel

Next time I go in I will wave Kapital in German in front of Rachel Reeves' face

 

[Pickman's model]

Next time I go in I will wave Kapital in German in front of Rachel Reeves' face

i've always thought that books are much underused as murder weapons

not a big fat one. but some of the 2-300 page books carry quite a weight and well wielded could do some serious harm.

 

[Dystopiary]

I hate Johnson and Cummings, who helped him get where he is today, fucking us over.

 

[Pickman's model]

I hate Johnson and Cummings, who helped him get where he is today, fucking us over.

even if they weren't fucking us over i'd still hate them

 

[Argonia]

I hate Johnson and Cummings, who helped him get where he is today, fucking us over.

The Barnard Castle visitor is doing a sterling job of fucking Alexander Boris up right royally

 

[Dystopiary]

The Barnard Castle visitor is doing a sterling job of fucking Alexander Boris up right royally

Abolutely, but I still hate him.

 

[Pickman's model]

The Barnard Castle visitor is doing a sterling job of fucking Alexander Boris up right royally

tbh i'd rather he did it with a pool cue or other improvised bludgeon

 

[Argonia]

tbh i'd rather he did it with a pool cue or other improvised bludgeon

My money is on Reverend Green. Never did trust the dear old Church of England.

 

[Sue]

didn't natalie teece say something like without rules schools would be like the lord of the rings?

I assume she got her 'Lords of' confused..

 

[Argonia]

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There better be a decent bar. At St Anne's Oxford we had subsidised pints in plastic containers, music nights, a pool table and a Puzzle Bobble machine which I never played because I was saving my meagre collection of 50ps for my heater in my freezing room.

 

[Badgers]

When is the lowlife cunt blithering about freedoms?

 

[Calamity1971]

When is the lowlife cunt blithering about freedoms?

An hour ago.

 

[Ax^]

think you missed it badgers


just think in you head freedom blah blah blah freedom piffle

get back to work you lazy scum

 

[Badgers]

Can't watch any of it anymore.

 

[Argonia]

Can't watch any of it anymore.

I get Daily Fail popups I don't know how to turn off and I close them down faster than a punk rocker pogo-ing to the Sex Pistols loaded up on amphetatmine sulphate

 

[Badgers]

I have found this useful

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Blocks dailymail.co.uk links, because you don't need that rubbish in your life.

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[Argonia]

I have found this useful

Daily Mail Blocker - Chrome Web Store

Blocks dailymail.co.uk links, because you don't need that rubbish in your life.

chrome.google.com

Thanks but I'll keep it as it is actually quite useful - it provides me with updates on Alexander Boris and what luxury clothes Kate Middleton is wearing that day. And it tells me other important but depressing news about the latest knife or machete murder or paedophile attack or the 176,000 people who go missing every year like poor Sarah Everard.