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I note that Alexander Boris was elected President of the Oxford Union in 1986. When I was drunk and depressed at Oxford I gave the place a wide berth as it was a hotbed of fuckjobs.

It's since passed into Oxford lore that Johnson campaigned like fuck for that - unlike many of his predecessors - utilising bribes & kisses from pretty female students. Typical upper-middle class heterosexual behaviour, that! ;)
 
It's since passed into Oxford lore that Johnson campaigned like fuck for that - unlike many of his predecessors - utilising bribes & kisses from pretty female students. Typical upper-middle class heterosexual behaviour, that! ;)
I remember the very worst people at college campaigning in the entrance to the college and I gave them short shrift and carried on with my business.
 
It's since passed into Oxford lore that Johnson campaigned like fuck for that - unlike many of his predecessors - utilising bribes & kisses from pretty female students. Typical upper-middle class heterosexual behaviour, that! ;)
Probably less of the middle, just upper I'd say!
 
I was lucky that I got sent by my mum to a Montessori school as my first school. They allowed me to play to my heart's content without interrupting me with silly commandments as a way of learning how to concentrate.

i was lucky i ended up working where i do where they allow me to play to my heart's content as long as i don't make it obvious.
 
There is a school out there in this appallingly governed country where pupils are told they have to 'always smile', If I was there I would wear a frown like Andy Murray.

 
i was lucky i ended up working where i do where they allow me to play to my heart's content as long as i don't make it obvious.
Good news. I had a great job at the London Ambulance Service a while back surrounded by heroic paramedics where I had about half an hour of work to do per day and spent the rest of the time reading left wing pamphlets.
 
There is a school out there in this appallingly governed country where pupils are told they have to 'always smile', If I was there I would wear a frown like Andy Murray.

didn't natalie teece say something like without rules schools would be like the lord of the rings?
 
didn't natalie teece say something like without rules schools would be like the lord of the rings?
Just tried following her at Twitter to challenge her on why I can't look utterly fucking miserable and spend my whole time looking out of the window at school but her twitter listed at Google doesn't seem to exist

@natteece
 
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