#piggate

[brogdale]

Fingers crossed the Sunday papers will have further revelations of inter-pork action...

I thought that the Mail's serialisation finished on friday?

 

[spartacus mills]

I thought that the Mail's serialisation finished on friday?

Then the other rags should dig something up!

 

[Wilf]

Then the other rags should dig something up!

I understand a number of woodland creatures are speaking to their agents.

 

[spartacus mills]

I understand a number of woodland creatures are speaking to their agents.

Perhaps the reasons for the badger cull were even more sinister than we thought...

 

[ViolentPanda]

So thats a no. Desperate stuff all together. Are you going to apologise for taking a quote from a pet about a dying pet completely out of context or are you going to slink off you disgusting waste of genetic material?

You reacting in an annoyed or angry manner gives him a boner. Laugh him off or ignore him, is my recommendation.

 

[Wilf]

Perhaps the reasons for the badger cull were even more sinister than we thought...

Same principle as the murder of the innocents - kill 'em all to get the one who might cause trouble?

 

[ViolentPanda]

I was going to violate an ungulate

Orally, or otherwise?

 

[Wilf]

Orally, or otherwise?

By enrolling it in the Tory party.

 

[ViolentPanda]

By enrolling it in the Tory party.

That's fucking despicable!

 

[JHE]

I understand a number of woodland creatures are speaking to their agents.

It gets worse and worse. You think innocent Anarchists are going to be dragged into the scandal, just because of some possible youthful indiscretions?

Sources close to Badger deny that he has ever had any intimate encounter with Tory appendages.

Mole has gone into hiding. Vole is lying low. Weasel is speaking off the record, blaming various ferrets and stoats.

The possible involvement of Pooh doesn't even Bear thinking about. As ever, Eeyore expects the worst. Apparently, someone has a photo showing he's hung like a donkey.

 

[tim]

Perhaps the reasons for the badger cull were even more sinister than we thought...

There's nothing better than genuine badger for lathering up the old pubic forest prior close shave.

With you ivory cut throat razor

 

[SpineyNorman]

It's over the hours since anyone posted on this thread. We'll never get to 100 pages that way.

Cameron fucked a dead pig.

 

[extra dry]

This will not go down well in the political history of the united kingdom. Spamooron should be given the chop.

 

[brogdale]

Dunno about the chop, but he'll certainly take some ribbing for this!

 

[Pickman's model]

So thats a no. Desperate stuff all together. Are you going to apologise for taking a quote from a pet about a dying pet completely out of context or are you going to slink off you disgusting waste of genetic material?

you'd have thought dwyer would do it better, being oxford educated before attending a prestigious university in the united states for not one but two research degrees.

 

[brogdale]

you'd have thought dwyer would do it better, being oxford educated before attending a prestigious university in the united states for not one but two research degrees.

What's his subject area?

 

[Pickman's model]

What's his subject area?

he's been known to write on ideology but his specialist area as you'd expect usury.

 

[brogdale]

he's been known to write on ideology but his specialist area as you'd expect usury.

'Politics', then?

 

[little_legs]

It's over the hours since anyone posted on this thread. We'll never get to 100 pages that way.

Cameron fucked a dead pig.

 

[little_legs]

 

[frogwoman]

Thats fucking horrible

 

[NoXion]

You reacting in an annoyed or angry manner gives him a boner. Laugh him off or ignore him, is my recommendation.

Telling Dwyer to fuck off is also good.

 

[existentialist]

Telling Dwyer to fuck off is also good.

I think that it's become such a commonplace thing that it's more conversational than an expression of outrage

There were floating around, for a while, images saying it - but I seem to recall that the mods got a little unhappy about that, even though some of them were very funny.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

First in on page 100.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Dammit!

 

[DotCommunist]

First in on page 100.

no me

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Dammit... again?

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

I'm afraid, not you, DotCommunist.

 

[DotCommunist]

yes me

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Dammit three times!