perfect toaster :)

[gentlegreen]

This had me Googling "Pop tart accident" - wasn't there a spate of those when they first came out ?

 

[Miss Caphat]

they look like shite

well, so do a lot of things which are actually amazing, so to you too!

 

[Miss Caphat]

This had me Googling "Pop tart accident" - wasn't there a spate of those when they first came out ?

pop tarts, on the other hand, really are shite

 

[Chz]

I've just invented the glass toaster so you can see when the bread reaches toasted perfection

You invented this? Cool.
http://www.seethroughtoasters.co.uk/

 

[Miss Caphat]

This had me Googling "Pop tart accident" - wasn't there a spate of those when they first came out ?

so what were these pop tart accidents?

 

[sheothebudworths]

Fuck sake - just went to do boiled eggs and toast for the kids - toaster's broken


Would a fire in a toaster possibly *just* have blown the fuse?

 

[underurnose]

Two minutes is spot on with one of these:

what happens when you use different types of bread taking different times to cook to the perfect state?

 

[gentlegreen]

so what were these pop tart accidents?

Third degree jam burns I think ...

Probably to people who need a warning label on their toaster anyway.

Foil pick pockets by placing a freshly toasted "Pop Tart" in each pocket. Would-be thieves will quickly rupture the fragile pastry and receive nasty finger burns from the steaming hot jam inside. P.Turner, Liverpool L17.

http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/dancannon/jokes/Stupid/Viz_Top_Tips.html