Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[krtek a houby]

Not really cos Spanner has about 32 of us on ignore.

Surely that's the sea lion guy, Border Reiver

 

[Aladdin]

Surely that's the sea lion guy, Border Reiver

Oh you're right.
So many tetchy newbies.

 

[not-bono-ever]

This is a nice touch

 

[T & P]

So the cover of the previous issue of Private Eye, as already reported ITT here , has provoked some reaction for and against among its readership... (Apologies for the shitty & blurry quality of the picture)

 

[Argonia]

Are we not getting a Bank Holiday then?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Give us a BH yer majesty.it’s what Phil would have wanted

 

[maomao]

Are we not getting a Bank Holiday then?

There's one on Monday. Just not for that cunt.

 

[Teaboy]

Are we not getting a Bank Holiday then?

No. It was never likely as it's not protocol. He's wasn't important enough. Its like when William got married it was a bank holiday but not for Harry's wedding.

 

[spitfire]

So the cover of the previous issue of Private Eye, as already reported ITT here , has provoked some reaction for and against among its readership... (Apologies for the shitty & blurry quality of the picture)

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Right Whingers and Gussets!

 

[Orang Utan]

No shit:

Official cause of Prince Philip's death revealed

The 99-year-old died "peacefully" on April 9 at Windsor Castle.

www.nzherald.co.nz

 

[Pickman's model]

Have we had this Camden tribute yet?



One of yours Favelado?

 

[magneze]

Looks like Prince Andrew

 

[Pickman's model]

Looks like Prince Andrew

Only if you've found the Dorian picture of Andrew

 

[William of Walworth]

That 'Free Palestine' looks almost like an intended/official part of the artwork!

 

[Chilli.s]

So... inheritance tax, is this a chance for the IR to claw back some of that free money. Or is it another tax that these people are exempt from.

 

[elbows]

Looks like Prince Andrew

Yeah it looks more like Andrew as he wanted to dress at the funeral.

 

[Pickman's model]

So... inheritance tax, is this a chance for the IR to claw back some of that free money. Or is it another tax that these people are exempt from.

Prince Philip owned nothing since 1972 when he transferred everything he had to Prince Charles to prevent bailiffs taking it

 

[Pickman's model]

Yeah it looks more like Andrew as he wanted to dress at the funeral.

If Andrew had repeatedly slashed himself across the face in an effort to make himself unrecognisable

 

[magneze]

Removing sweat glands perhaps..

 

[RedRedRose]

Have we had this Camden tribute yet?

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One of yours Favelado?

CCTV in the top right corner says they are expecting vandals

 

[stavros]

So the cover of the previous issue of Private Eye, as already reported ITT here , has provoked some reaction for and against among its readership... (Apologies for the shitty & blurry quality of the picture)

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The ones on the left must be taking the piss. If they've been reading the Eye as long as they claim they'll know that no one is above reproach or ridicule.

And besides, the offending cover only featured Phil; the real target was his co-star.

 

[stavros]

Found on a French translation site:



The answer, if you scroll down, is "Six pieds sous terre".

 

[krtek a houby]

Yes. He comes here three times a week and makes an idiot of himself.

once or twice a month, these days. His last comment (on the abusive rock stars thread) may have sealed his fate.

Another plus; Philip is still dead.

 

[moochedit]

It seems that (unlike the rest of us when we snuff it), phil the greeks will is to be kept secret for 90 years.

Prince Philip's will to be secret for 90 years

A judge says he made the ruling, in line with other royal deaths, to protect the Queen's dignity.

www.bbc.co.uk

What are they trying to hide?

 

[MickiQ]

It seems that (unlike the rest of us when we snuff it), phil the greeks will is to be kept secret for 90 years.

Prince Philip's will to be secret for 90 years

A judge says he made the ruling, in line with other royal deaths, to protect the Queen's dignity.

www.bbc.co.uk

What are they trying to hide?

Sadly nothing I know we're all hoping there's something in there along the lines of "I leave all my worldly goods to my bit on the side" but it does just seem to be standard practice, there's something like 30 royal wills in a safe somewhere,

 

[brogdale]

It seems that (unlike the rest of us when we snuff it), phil the greeks will is to be kept secret for 90 years.

Prince Philip's will to be secret for 90 years

A judge says he made the ruling, in line with other royal deaths, to protect the Queen's dignity.

www.bbc.co.uk

What are they trying to hide?

Why he left a cut w140 s-class brake line to Charles?

 

[MickiQ]

Why he left a cut w140 s-class brake line to Charles?

That's in Brenda's will

 

[Raheem]

What are they trying to hide?

His lifelong infertility.

 

[deeyo]

His lifelong infertility.

...at least in death he can fertilise the soil.

'perhaps some fading flower then
would come to life and bloom again'

 

[Carvaged]

It seems that (unlike the rest of us when we snuff it), phil the greeks will is to be kept secret for 90 years.

Prince Philip's will to be secret for 90 years

A judge says he made the ruling, in line with other royal deaths, to protect the Queen's dignity.

www.bbc.co.uk

What are they trying to hide?

Apparently he gifted most of his handbag collection to Meghan rather than Kate