SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Calm down sunshine. Pour yourself a brandy, stick on the 10 o clock news and have a nice crywank about your dear departed racist nonce chum.
Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021
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Calm down sunshine. Pour yourself a brandy, stick on the 10 o clock news and have a nice crywank about your dear departed racist nonce chum.
I can kind of see both arguments. Overall I think it should probably be abolished or certainly a substantial amount of their wealth redistributed, and they can still reveal plaques and whatnot.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Vermin MP for Newbury tweeted the image saying how "magical" it was.
After my reply she deleted it.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Gramsci
Well-Known Member
Id agree with this. On abolishing them - they independently own a lot of land. Prince Charles main income is from the land that Prince of Wales owns. A lot of farmland. Its still feudal relationship between Prince Charles and his tenant farmers. Duchy of Cornwall for example.
So yes the land they own could be taken off them.
The ex royalty could then be helped to get back into the labour market.
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If always thought that I were the owner of a travel agency, I would very ostentatiously offer last- weekend getaways for people wishing to escape the collective grief that erupts whenever a Royal pegs it.
The genius of it is that you wouldn’t even need to spend a penny in advertising. Submit an anonymous email to the Daily Mail pretending to be an outraged customer, and the following day you’d have a free advert in the Mail in the shape of a front page headline reading ‘Fury as travel agent offers getaways to escape national mourning tribute to Prince Philip’.
Bahnhof Strasse, you work in the industry don’t you? There’s a killer Top Tip for you. You can keep all profits but a nice free holiday for me and the missus when you have the time wouldn’t go amiss.
The genius of it is that you wouldn’t even need to spend a penny in advertising. Submit an anonymous email to the Daily Mail pretending to be an outraged customer, and the following day you’d have a free advert in the Mail in the shape of a front page headline reading ‘Fury as travel agent offers getaways to escape national mourning tribute to Prince Philip’.
Bahnhof Strasse, you work in the industry don’t you? There’s a killer Top Tip for you. You can keep all profits but a nice free holiday for me and the missus when you have the time wouldn’t go amiss.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Don’t go to France mind. They’re just as fascinated with the Royals
smmudge
i know the smudge is true
Not just going by Urban, but I do think the various media outlets have overestimated just how "mournful" the British public would be over Prince Phillip's death. Almost as if they're trying to goad everyone into grief, but I don't think most people are buying it, just annoyed that we're still in a basic lockdown and can't watch any decent TV.
After the Princess Di thing, my brother was contemplating buying a mobile florist/cuddly toy van and driving it round all these sites of collective mourning. Reckoned he could make a fortune...
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Funny you should mention it, Frau Bahn who is fairly ambivalent regarding the royals scrolled through the telly tonight and said, "Fuck me, when the queen goes just stick us all on the first plane to somewhere that doesn't give a fuck!"
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
H was such a misanthropic, splenetic, old fuck, that I wouldn't be surprised to find that he posted here in secret. I shall be keeping a critical eye on the "Posters who have disappeared thread" over the next few months
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I thought their fascination with Royals was more about putting their heads on a block and dropping a 50 kg oversize razor blade on their necks. Which is my kind of Royal obsession.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
You might also want to steer clear of some Pacific Islands
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
I suspect it’ll be different for Liz, but I don’t think theres that much love lost for the old bigot. It not like it wasn’t expected anyway.
1927
Funnier than he thinks he is.
Great pub back in the 80s.
Gramsci
Well-Known Member
The coverage of Prince Philip reminds me of film I've been watching on Mubi.
mubi.com
Upper class having a dinner party in turn of century 19c Europe. They discuss politics and philosophy whilst living life of privilege surrounded by servants. As evening wears on one realises that these peoples views sound reasonable, Liberal and progressive on the surface but underneath contain a heavy dose of aggressive attitudes about keeping the status quo in their favour.
Malmkrog (2020) | MUBI
Among the guests who come to the mansion of aristocratic landowner Nikolai over Christmas are a politician, a young countess, and a general with his wife. They dine and discuss topics such as progress and morality. As the debate becomes more heated, cultural differences become increasingly apparent.
Upper class having a dinner party in turn of century 19c Europe. They discuss politics and philosophy whilst living life of privilege surrounded by servants. As evening wears on one realises that these peoples views sound reasonable, Liberal and progressive on the surface but underneath contain a heavy dose of aggressive attitudes about keeping the status quo in their favour.
1927
Funnier than he thinks he is.
Wales Online is a shit source of news, but FairPlay they've excelled themselves to day. They've posted a list of the top 100, yes 100 (count them) utterances by Phil the Greek. In any other area of public life one or two would get you sidelined for a few months, half a dozen would get you sacked, but good old Phil racked up 100, thats assuming there aren't others that could be added to the list!
Prince Philip's most controversial and memorable quotes and moments
Prince Philip's most controversial and memorable quotes and moments
No good man has died, you clown.
steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
As mentioned in another thread, if 'Rona wasn't a thing, I'd be getting married tomorrrow.
Mrs o87 has gone to bed pissed off with me, because I get angry when I talk about the Royals.
Could you imagine the tension tomorrow morning if everything had gone to plan....
Mrs o87 has gone to bed pissed off with me, because I get angry when I talk about the Royals.
Could you imagine the tension tomorrow morning if everything had gone to plan....
Ah yes, Lady Thatcher, the lady who kicked the socialist rabble's balls so hard, they are still whining like whipped dogs decades later.
I'm 68, there has been a Conservative government for fifty of those years. Blessed to live in such wonderful times.
Brighton was a blast, wasn't it?
For the 40th anniversary, they should dig the old fascist up and blow her bones to bits, for the lolz.
Mr.Bishie
pickled egg
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
If she dies tonight what happens to the rest of Philip's mourning days?
Gramsci
Well-Known Member
They are using Daily Mirror article. So credit goes to Mirror.
I particularly "liked" this one:
34. To then Paraguay dictator General Stroessner: “It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.”
Smangus
comatose at a desk
Double bubble innit.
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I really do think Sas’ account should be blocked for at least 72 hours by a mod whenever a high profile Tory or Royal croaks it, for the sake of his ticker and general health.
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