Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[ruffneck23]

Do you reckon she's ever given him a nosh? They must have tried it at least once.

I bet it wasnt her idea though

 

[Saul Goodman]

Do you reckon she's ever given him a nosh? They must have tried it at least once.

I'd be more interested in the anal fisting rumours.

 

[cyril_smear]

Do you reckon she's ever given him a nosh? They must have tried it at least once.

I would imagine so. Most long term couples do.

 

[cyril_smear]

E

I'd be more interested in the anal fisting rumours.

Has Phil being attending barrymores pool parties? The death rumours must be true then.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Do you reckon she's ever given him a nosh? They must have tried it at least once.

Think he just wanks over her eggs or something

 

[brogdale]

That was the joke

You tee 'em up, fella!

 

[Saul Goodman]

Where's Rick when you need him!

 

[Looby]

I heard this too, from someone who is close to someone who is close to someone else who is very much in the know.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I heard this too, from someone who is close to someone who is close to someone else who is very much in the know.

I'm just about to lose my mind.

 

[two sheds]

I heard this too, from someone who is close to someone who is close to someone else who is very much in the know.

I met him, he's sketchy

 

[cupid_stunt]

Not again

He's died before?

 

[cupid_stunt]

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Many who spread the rumor about the death hoax mentioned a quote that is often attributed to the Duke of Edinburgh, “In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to solving overpopulation.”

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[Proper Tidy]

Nah hes dead. I won't stop believing this until they wheel the cunt out and make him dance

 

[bimble]

Definitely dead. They'll do a solemn announce on saturday but wont mention that she's got it too.

 

[brogdale]

Scenes.

 

[ruffneck23]

Definitely dead. They'll do a solemn announce on saturday but wont mention that she's got it too.

I put it on my FB , and someone piped up saying they heard it last Friday

 

[Argonia]

I've had the cunt in my Celebrity Death Pool for years and no fucking points so far. Time for a change.

 

[MickiQ]

The man is 98 ffs, you could safely post speculation every day that he has shuffled off this mortal coil everyday with a high chance of getting it right.
If Brenda pegs it during the current crisis things could get interesting trying to have a state funeral and a coronation in the middle of the current shitstorm.

 

[Johnny Doe]

Also, I met a mysterious Chinese man on the tube 6 weeks ago and he told me to wash my hands and sing Happy Birthday.....

 

[Johnny Doe]

Also, I met a mysterious Chinese man on the tube 6 weeks ago and he told me to wash my hands and sing Happy Birthday.....

I'm not sure if my son's '7 Today' badge and the fact I was scratching my arse had anything to do with it....

 

[Pickman's model]

Also, I met a mysterious Chinese man on the tube 6 weeks ago and he told me to wash my hands and sing Happy Birthday.....

It was for a bet to see what daft thíng you might accept no doubt

 

[Steel Icarus]

The man is 98 ffs, you could safely post speculation every day that he has shuffled off this mortal coil everyday with a high chance of getting it right.
If Brenda pegs it during the current crisis things could get interesting trying to have a state funeral and a coronation in the middle of the current shitstorm.

Coronanation

 

[Johnny Doe]

Coronanation

Coronananation

 

[ruffneck23]

Coronanation

very good

 

[pesh]

you'd probably need another Coronananation the following week tbf

 

[not a trot]

Do you reckon she's ever given him a nosh? They must have tried it at least once.

Would have thought that sort of thing was more Margarets domain.

 

[Spymaster]

Would have thought that sort of thing was more Margarets domain.

Sucking off Phil? You reckon?

 

[Riklet]

Theyve flown him up to see the queen apparently.

Not seen each other since Feb. If there ever was a critical time for a nosh, i reckon it may now be nigh.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Even for this place, this is poor.

 

[ElizabethofYork]