Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[cyril_smear]

I hope he died of something painful.

Why?

And you can only die of your heart stopping afaik.

 

[Saul Goodman]

It'll be interesting if it was coronavirus that finished him off, if he really is dead. Might make older people more willing to self isolate.

Shame it won't make royals self-immolate.

 

[kalidarkone]

These people are gonna be devastated!

 

[Pickman's model]

Why?

And you can only die of your heart stopping afaik.

Not if someone's lopped off your head or pushed you through a mincer

 

[Saul Goodman]

Why?

Because all royal leeches should die of something painful.

And you can only die of your heart stopping afaik.

Have you ever been decapitated?

 

[Proper Tidy]

Dunno why people are questioning or doubting it. Just enjoy it. Believe. Tomorrow is a new day.

 

[cyril_smear]

Starting a thread based on what a taxi driver said? We can be better than that...

Hmm. That's either meant to say we can do better than that or what can be better than that?

 

[cyril_smear]

Because all royal leeches should die of something painful.


Have you ever been decapitated?

Yes, my heart stopped.

 

[cyril_smear]

Not if someone's lopped off your head or pushed you through a mincer

Heart stops.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Yes, my heart stopped.

I think that would have been a symptom, as opposed to the actual cause.

 

[cyril_smear]

Because all royal leeches should die of something painful.

Why?

 

[keybored]

Yes, my heart stopped.

It's a bit like saying "You can only die of rigor mortis" just because that happens to be one of the stages of going dead.

 

[editor]

*Title edited because we don't do fake news in the politics forum and I fucked up in the football forum yesterday

 

[cyril_smear]

I think that would have been a symptom, as opposed to the actual cause.

No I died because my heart stopped. I know what I died of.

 

[Saul Goodman]

No I died because my heart stopped. I know what I died of.

Lots of people's hearts stop. They don't necessarily die, whereas most people die from decapitation.

 

[cyril_smear]

It's a bit like saying "You can only die of rigor mortis" just because that happens to be one of the stages of going dead.

You couldn't die of rigor mortis you'd die of your heart stopping. Like saying somebody died of blood loss. No, you suffered blood loss and your heart stopped and you became dead.

 

[cyril_smear]

Lots of people's hearts stop. They don't necessarily die, whereas most people die from decapitation.

Yes, because their heart stops.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Why would he lie to me? He took me all the way from Brewer Street to Croydon. We are mates now.

 

[Marty1]

Lots of people's hearts stop. They don't necessarily die, whereas most people die from decapitation.

Most?

 

[keybored]

You couldn't die of rigor mortis you'd die of your heart stopping. Like saying somebody died of blood loss. No, you suffered blood loss and your heart stopped and you became dead.

You'll probably die of being shit, but your heart will stop around about the same time.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Why?

Because it would make me smile.

 

[Pickman's model]

Most?

No one has survived decapitation

 

[Marty1]

Why would he lie to me? He took me all the way from Brewer Street to Croydon. We are mates now.

Seems legit.

 

[Marty1]

No one has survived decapitation

Correct.

That was my point.

 

[cyril_smear]

Because it would make me smile.

I bet you pull wings off moths as well.

 

[cyril_smear]

No one has survived decapitation

No one yet.

 

[Edie]

Fucking hell this thread With Saul Goodman questionning that Taxi drivers don’t in fact have the absolute and total knowledge, and Dr fucking cyril_smear going ‘because his heart stopped’ repeatedly

Personally I’ve been watching The Crown so I’m more educated than you lot now, and have a grudging respect for their duty and leadership.

(he does look like a stiff there tho, kali is right as per)

 

[mx wcfc]

You couldn't die of rigor mortis you'd die of your heart stopping. Like saying somebody died of blood loss. No, you suffered blood loss and your heart stopped and you became dead.

I thought 100% of deaths ever had been caused by lack of oxygen to the brain. That's what kills us, whether we die of being decapitated, or a c word thing, or anytthing else?

 

[quimcunx]

Tbh lucky him if he has. Hes had a long life and won't have to live through this shitshow.

 

[Saul Goodman]

No one has survived decapitation

Errr....