Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[cyril_smear]

I thought 100% of deaths ever had been caused by lack of oxygen to the brain. That's what kills us, whether we die of being decapitated, or a c word thing, or anytthing else?

Spoil sport.

 

[Pickman's model]

No one yet.

Yeh let's see if Marty1 bucks that trend

 

[Ax^]

No I died because my heart stopped. I know what I died of.

Proof that imortals are among us

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...aved-this-mans-life-it-could-save-others-too/

 

[Saul Goodman]

I bet you pull wings off moths as well.

Only regal moths

 

[keybored]

Anyway my heart has stopped loads of times, barely noticed.

 

[Marty1]

Errr....

 

[Ax^]

Correct.

That was my point.

You have a point


when did this happen

 

[Steel Icarus]

No one has survived decapitation

There was that chicken that time.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Anyway my heart has stopped loads of times, barely noticed.

Well I've been to Elevenerife

 

[Pickman's model]

Well I've been to Elevenerife

Just outside louth I think

 

[Saul Goodman]

There was that chicken that time.

And Vyvyan!

 

[Marty1]

Yeh let's see if Marty1 bucks that trend

I rarely lose my head.

 

[keybored]

Well I've been to Elevenerife

And caught Covid-20 there.

 

[D'wards]

Lots of people's hearts stop. They don't necessarily die, whereas most people die from decapitation.

Not Mike the Headless Chicken

 

[Saul Goodman]

Not Mike the Headless Chicken

Or Vyvyan

 

[keybored]

Anyway my heart has stopped loads of times, barely noticed.

Thinking about it (and using a calculator) I reckon it stops almost 100,000 times a fucking day. For about half a second.

Try chopping your head of just once for half a second, cyril_smear. Do let us know how that goes.

 

[gosub]

Yes, because their heart stops.

It's lack of oxygen to the brain that kills you, some hearts are still working (in other people's bodies) years after the original owner is dead

 

[cyril_smear]

Thinking about it (and using a calculator) I reckon it stops almost 100,000 times a fucking day. For about half a second.

Try chopping your head of just once for half a second, cyril_smear. Do let us know how that goes.

I'm starting to piss even myself off now, so i may just try it.

 

[Spymaster]

This is bullshit.

 

[ruffneck23]

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[Marty1]

Thinking about it (and using a calculator) I reckon it stops almost 100,000 times a fucking day. For about half a second.

Try chopping your head of just once for half a second, cyril_smear. Do let us know how that goes.

Fwiu, a dismembered head can retain consciousness for a small period of time - think some doctor did tests and asked those sentenced to death to agree to blink their eyes a few times once their head was chopped off to indicate consciousness.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Didn't realise he was 98, what happens when he reaches the ton

 

[brogdale]

Didn't realise he was 98, what happens when he reaches the ton

Card from Queen.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Fwiu, a dismembered head can retain consciousness for a small period of time - think some doctor did tests and asked those sentenced to death to agree to blink their eyes a few times once their head was chopped off to indicate consciousness.

I believe one of them successfully solved a Times cryptic crossword before expiring.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I'm starting to piss even myself off now, so i may just try it.

Keep superglue to hand, although you may find your hand/eye coordination a little messed up.

 

[gosub]

Didn't realise he was 98, what happens when he reaches the ton

He gets a letter from the Queen

 

[cyril_smear]

Didn't realise he was 98, what happens when he reaches the ton

Steak and a blow job

 

[Proper Tidy]

Card from Queen.

He gets a letter from the Queen

That was the joke

 

[Marty1]

Didn't realise he was 98, what happens when he reaches the ton

They upload his consciousness into a cloud server in readiness for his new ‘sleeve’.

 

[Spymaster]

Steak and a blow job

Do you reckon she's ever given him a nosh? They must have tried it at least once.