Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[Lord Camomile]

So her speech to the nation this eve do you reckon she will say belatedly announce that he is dead ?

"I know exactly what you're going through, my subjects..."

 

[Ax^]

if she came out with the line

"look you shower of cunts out today enjoying the sun shine

stay at fucking home your bastards"

I might respect her a little bit more

 

[JimW]

if she came out with the line

"look you shower of cunts out today enjoying the sun shine

stay at fucking home your bastards"

I might respect her a little bit more

" I myself have accepted a restriction to not leave the ten thousand acres of Scotland that constitute the grounds to this castle."

 

[Raheem]

"I know exactly what you're going through, my subjects..."

"... It's been six days since Philip passed, and no-one I've matched with on Tinder is willing to meet."

 

[Ax^]

" I myself have accepted a restriction to not leave the ten thousand acres of Scotland that constitute the grounds to this castle."

she is not my queen so have not got that much against lilibeth but as she has a voice in this country

she should be kicking ass atm

 

[bimble]

Well that was disappointing.

 

[not-bono-ever]

is he dead yet ?

 

[klang]

is he dead yet ?

lets hope that speech finally bored him off.

 

[Argonia]

Is he dead yet?

 

[eatmorecheese]

goddammit

 

[Pickman's model]

and still cliff richard stalks the earth

 

[William of Walworth]

Is he dead yet?

A two-month-old thread bump made me think he might have done!!

 

[Pickman's model]

A two-month-old thread bump made me think he might have done!!

i hope a more apt title would be given to any prince philip dead thread

 

[William of Walworth]

i hope a more apt title would be given to any prince philip dead thread

Removal of the word 'Rumour' ?

 

[Pickman's model]

Removal of the word 'Rumour' ?

prince philip investigates rumours of afterlife, promises report back if true

 

[billy_bob]

Yesterday's photo clears up any doubt in my mind. Long dead. You'd think Her Madge could have pawned a sparkly hat or two and at least paid enough to get a decent job made of the embalming.

 

[brogdale]

Yesterday's photo clears up any doubt in my mind. Long dead. You'd think Her Madge could have pawned a sparkly hat or two and at least paid enough to get a decent job made of the embalming.

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He really doesn't look his age, does he?

 

[8ball]

He really doesn't look his age, does he?

Well, he's upright.

 

[brogdale]

Well, he's upright.

He looks 150 ish

 

[Teaboy]

I was thinking that's the best I've seen him look for a while. Queeny still looks like she has another decade in her.

 

[MickiQ]

I was thinking that's the best I've seen him look for a while. Queeny still looks like she has another decade in her.

There is at least a chance she will outlive Chucky never mind Phil the Greek

 

[T & P]

He's just bravely soldiering on to make it to 100, so the British press and the peasants alike can rejoice in endless jokes revolving about the Queen sending him a congratulatory telegram. The servant of the people that he is.

 

[Yossarian]

He looks like he's just awoken from a refreshing 8,,000-year nap in a peat bog.

 

[Idris2002]

Evil cannot die.

 

[brogdale]

Evil cannot die.

 

[ska invita]

I just heard form a taxi driver who reckons Prince Philip is in fact still alive - he heard it from a fare from the palace staff.

 

[billy_bob]

Well, he's upright.

Imagine being the poor work experience taxidermist who had to insert that rod...

 

[not a trot]

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Is he about to take a dump ?

 

[stavros]

Is he about to take a dump ?

I doubt even he knows.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Is he about to take a dump ?

He's just been told about that statue being pulled down.