Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[brogdale]

Is he about to take a dump ?

Greg Hands? More likely a hump with the Fatch remains, that one.

 

[Yossarian]

He's just been told about that statue being pulled down.

"Oh no, it must be open season on inanimate, centuries-old racists."

 

[steveo87]

(I did this joke on Facebook first, so deal with it. It's not that funny)

99 problems, but land reform ain't one.

Ah thank you/I'll get me coat.

 

[brogdale]

There is at least a chance she will outlive Chucky never mind Phil the Greek

A brief look at Chucky's chunky sausage digits would suggest that may be a fair bet..

 

[Pickman's model]

A brief look at Chucky's chunky sausage digits would suggest that may be a fair bet..

everyone knows he's a reptile with only three digits on each hand

 

[gentlegreen]

That surely has to be photo-shopped ?
the rest of him looks a lot healthier.

 

[Pickman's model]

That surely has to be photo-shopped ?
the rest of him looks a lot healthier.

the skin suit has just come back from the dry cleaners in my picture

 

[Sprocket.]

His hands have been like that for years. It’s possibly poor circulation, arthritis or toxic lizard blood.

 

[Smangus]

A working mans hands obvs.

 

[kenny g]

A working mans hands obvs.

He will have a job getting that signet ring off.

 

[kenny g]

Why does have Prince Charles have such swollen hands and feet? Has more speculation and background on Brian's digits.

 

[Orang Utan]

That surely has to be photo-shopped ?
the rest of him looks a lot healthier.

I dunno, when he implored people to pick for victory his face looked like an angry glans

 

[Wilf]

Poor family, porphyria, swollen hands and feet, can't sweat...

 

[gentlegreen]

You would have thought he would have taken his cue from his parents in terms of diet etc - they're clearly doing it reasonably correctly..

 

[Orang Utan]

You would have thought he would have taken his cue from his parents in terms of diet etc - they're clearly doing it reasonably correctly..

Perhaps he’s given up on being King and is throwing caution to the wind, gorging himself on Toblerones, cheddar and Chateaux Margaux

 

[Wilf]

Perhaps he’s given up on being King and is throwing caution to the wind, gorging himself on Toblerones, cheddar and Chateaux Margaux

Swan flavoured Pringles.

 

[Pickman's model]

Swan flavoured Pringles.

i'll give him swan flavoured pringles, swan vesta flavour pringles.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

There is at least a chance she will outlive Chucky never mind Phil the Greek

"so long as charles is next in line, i've got to stay alive"

 

[tim]

He has emerged from hiding for 5 minutes of bugling Ruritanian absurdity.

 

[William of Walworth]

He has emerged from hiding for 5 minutes of bugling Ruritanian absurdity.

He can still play this?

... I think he'll be fine, for now!

 

[tim]

He can still play this?

View attachment 223273... I think he'll be fine, for now!

He was bugled at by four sturdy troopers, despite the fact that wind instruments are supposed to be one of the most effective ways of passing on C19. The Duchess of Cornwall is taking the Ancient Greek's place as Colonel-in-Chief of the regiment in question, so today's event is probably a Highgrove plot to breach the Windsor quarantine and send Brenda and Phil to their graves

Wind Instrument Aerosol in Covid Era - COVID-19 and horns, trumpets, trombones, euphoniums, tubas, recorders, flutes, oboes, clarinets, saxophones and bassoons | Iowa Head and Neck Protocols

 

[Dogsauce]

He has emerged from hiding for 5 minutes of bugling Ruritanian absurdity.

wait - there’s a ‘Royal Family Channel’ !!?

I bet advertisers must pay a fortune for access to their audience, the gullible cunts will buy anything, lap up any old shite.

 

[Sasaferrato]

He's looking well.

 

[Sasaferrato]

.,

 

[Pickman's model]

He's looking well.

never mind

 

[T & P]

He can still play this?

View attachment 223273... I think he'll be fine, for now!

Too new and polished... Didn't you mean this?

 

[stavros]

wait - there’s a ‘Royal Family Channel’ !!?

I bet advertisers must pay a fortune for access to their audience, the gullible cunts will buy anything, lap up any old shite.

Andrew's flogging childcare for the summer holidays.

 

[krtek a houby]

Good choice

Oscar-Nominated ‘Game Of Thrones’ Star Jonathan Pryce Cast As Prince Philip In ‘The Crown’

 

[Pickman's model]

Good choice

Oscar-Nominated ‘Game Of Thrones’ Star Jonathan Pryce Cast As Prince Philip In ‘The Crown’

the best actor would of course have been feodor chiliapin jr

 

[platinumsage]

I thought of Clint Eastwood, he's got the right face shape, but at 90 he is looking far too fit and healthy to play Philip.